Coach, what is this "preparation" of which you speak? Don't you know that lib'ruls have no need of such?
All that they need do is have they disciples of the Church of MSNBC basking in their unholy light, and they will fall down, speaking in tongues and writhing on the floor with tingles in their legs!
And the fact that you do not see their way and fall into lockstep means you are a filthy Freeper troll who must be sent to the camps so that you might see the light!
Or something like that, anyway.