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Offline Reaganite

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OMAHA STEVE FAILS AGAIN!
« on: September 26, 2012, 04:00:43 PM »
EXTRA, EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT...OMAHA STEVE RUNS A DISTANT 3RD IN 3 MAN RACE FOR UNION VICE PRESIDENT.  LET THE WHINING BEGIN!
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Re: OMAHA STEVE FAILS AGAIN!
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2012, 04:04:00 PM »
What? This thread is useless without a link.
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OMAHA STEVE FAILS AGAIN!
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2012, 04:05:37 PM »
EXTRA, EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT...OMAHA STEVE RUNS A DISTANT 3RD IN 3 MAN RACE FOR UNION VICE PRESIDENT.  LET THE WHINING BEGIN!
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Re: OMAHA STEVE FAILS AGAIN!
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2012, 04:07:24 PM »
There is no thread to link to, it was an attempt at humor.
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Re: OMAHA STEVE FAILS AGAIN!
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2012, 04:08:31 PM »
Without a link this thread is still useless.
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Re: OMAHA STEVE FAILS AGAIN!
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2012, 04:09:46 PM »
Oh..sorry, I couldn't tell.
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Re: OMAHA STEVE FAILS AGAIN!
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2012, 04:19:11 PM »
Exactly.  No link?  Didn't happen. :whatever: ::)
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Re: OMAHA STEVE FAILS AGAIN!
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2012, 04:19:55 PM »
Steve's terrible, horrible, no good summer is turning into Steve's terrible, horrible, no good autumn. At least he will have a warm neck.
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Re: OMAHA STEVE FAILS AGAIN!
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2012, 04:22:52 PM »
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There is no thread to link to, it was an attempt at humor.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,78611.msg955495/topicseen.html#new
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Re: OMAHA STEVE FAILS AGAIN!
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2012, 04:25:43 PM »
Please don`t do stuff like this.
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Re: OMAHA STEVE FAILS AGAIN!
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2012, 04:34:23 PM »
According to my informant in Omaha, it's true, very true.

This isn't newspaper news.  Wait until the next union newsletter comes out.

Too bad for the big guy.  He slipped on the railway station platform, and the free ride rumbled right past him.
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Re: OMAHA STEVE FAILS AGAIN!
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2012, 04:45:44 PM »
Quote from: Reaganite on September 26, 2012, 04:05:37 PM
EXTRA, EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT...OMAHA STEVE RUNS A DISTANT 3RD IN 3 MAN RACE FOR UNION VICE PRESIDENT.  LET THE WHINING BEGIN!

I swear, the big guy's just got to hang it up, and settle down.

He's spent more energy and hopes on trying to get a free ride than he has working.

He really really wants to get that free ride.
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Re: OMAHA STEVE FAILS AGAIN!
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2012, 04:48:17 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on September 26, 2012, 04:34:23 PM
According to my informant in Omaha, it's true, very true.

This isn't newspaper news.  Wait until the next union newsletter comes out.

Too bad for the big guy.  He slipped on the railway station platform, and the free ride rumbled right past him.

Not to be a smart@ss Frank, but did anyone here really expect any other outcome?

I don't know if there is a limit on how high a Nevada betting agency can put the odds, but when it comes to Socialist Steve running for any elected office I could easily see the odds being a billion to one against.  Either way it still brings a smile knowing he is still the biggest failure at the DUmp. :-)

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Re: OMAHA STEVE FAILS AGAIN!
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2012, 04:48:41 PM »
Quote from: Reaganite on September 26, 2012, 04:05:37 PM
LET THE WHINING BEGIN!

It'll be interesting to see if the big guy dares whine to the primitives.

After all, he kept his candidacy a secret from them, as if he didn't trust them.

Not only that, but in not keeping the primitives informed, he lost out on chances to raise campaign cash.
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Re: OMAHA STEVE FAILS AGAIN!
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2012, 04:53:12 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on September 26, 2012, 04:48:17 PM
Not to be a smart@ss Frank, but did anyone here really expect any other outcome?

No, we didn't expect it to be any different.

Besides not gettng along with his bosses, the big guy apparently doesn't work all that well with his peers.

He's about as popular as Leon Trotsky would be with the Women's Christian Temperance Union.
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Re: OMAHA STEVE FAILS AGAIN!
« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2012, 04:56:06 PM »
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He's about as popular as Leon Trotsky would be with the Women's Christian Temperance Union.

 :lol: ^5, good stuff.
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Re: OMAHA STEVE FAILS AGAIN!
« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2012, 05:01:45 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on September 26, 2012, 04:19:11 PM
Exactly.  No link?  Didn't happen. :whatever: ::)

I learned about this in mid-afternoon.  When I came home, there was a message on the answering machine.

I had to wait a bit, until someone showed up here, who could listen to it and tell me what it was.

The woman who does my laundry brought the clean clothes back about 4:00 p.m., and listened for me.  She had no idea who the big guy is, and what it's about.  It would've made great comedy, watching her try to explain it to me.  But at any rate, the neighbor, who's heard the voice before, came by while she was still here, and listened to it.  It's real.

I was trying to figure out how to post here when our good friend did it for me.

This isn't newspaper news, and so there won't be any link until the union newsletter puts out a list of the new officers.

And so alas, no internet verification of Reaganite and franksolich until then--unless and until the big guy fesses up to the primitives that he never told them he was running for this particular office.

That might happen; I dunno.  But watch for the next union newsletter.
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Re: OMAHA STEVE FAILS AGAIN!
« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2012, 05:29:55 PM »
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Re: OMAHA STEVE FAILS AGAIN!
« Reply #18 on: September 26, 2012, 06:00:26 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on September 26, 2012, 04:48:41 PM
It'll be interesting to see if the big guy dares whine to the primitives.

After all, he kept his candidacy a secret from them, as if he didn't trust them.

Not only that, but in not keeping the primitives informed, he lost out on chances to raise campaign cash.

Well, they know now.
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Re: OMAHA STEVE FAILS AGAIN!
« Reply #19 on: September 26, 2012, 06:10:03 PM »
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Re: OMAHA STEVE FAILS AGAIN!
« Reply #20 on: September 26, 2012, 09:25:14 PM »
As far as I know, the big guy hasn't been here yet, but that doesn't mean he hasn't already seen this.

The big guy's socialist friend from Wisconsin however has been here.
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Re: OMAHA STEVE FAILS AGAIN!
« Reply #21 on: September 26, 2012, 09:25:38 PM »
This just isn't his thing, is it?  I'm not just talking about him running for office, I'm talking about his life in general.

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Re: OMAHA STEVE FAILS AGAIN!
« Reply #22 on: September 26, 2012, 09:30:50 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on September 26, 2012, 09:25:38 PM
This just isn't his thing, is it?  I'm not just talking about him running for office, I'm talking about his life in general.

The big guy's 55, almost 56, years old.

Just nine years away from collecting social security and the generous pension the taxpayers of Omaha pay into for him.

Just nine more years; that's all he has to wait.

If the big guy would just diligently apply himself to his work, obeying his bosses and respecting his co-workers, those nine years would go quick as a flash, and boom! he's suddenly in fat city.

He's spent nearly 40 years looking for a free ride--in some way, shape, or form--and he's put more energy into that, than into his work.

I think he should just give up trying to chase a rainbow he can't possibly catch, and settle down.

Life after 65 can't be too bad, if one has to look forward to what the big guy's going to get.
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Re: OMAHA STEVE FAILS AGAIN!
« Reply #23 on: September 26, 2012, 09:52:39 PM »
Reportedly finished a distant last place ?

See - this is what happens when Steve doesn't let his friends assist in his campaign like they did last time. Maybe he figured he could 'go it alone' but obviously someone needed to assist.

Too bad.
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Re: OMAHA STEVE FAILS AGAIN!
« Reply #24 on: September 26, 2012, 10:07:51 PM »
Quote from: miskie on September 26, 2012, 09:52:39 PM
Reportedly finished a distant last place ?

See - this is what happens when Steve doesn't let his friends assist in his campaign like they did last time. Maybe he figured he could 'go it alone' but obviously someone needed to assist.

Too bad.

Yeah, who knows.  With his friend's help, he could have managed to finish second-to-last place, like he did earlier this year! 
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