You douchebags are forcing your belief system down the throats of Hobby Lobby head bosses. The employees are free to do as they desire with their own paychecks, but you want to force Hobby Lobby bosses to go against their beliefs and pay for birth control. It is you forcing your beliefs, not anyone else.
Exactly right. That is what the internal memo David Green sent out to all the stores says, in a nutshell. You can have it, but you'll be buying it on your own, since it violates the company owner's freely practiced religious beliefs. That's pretty cut and dry, for normal civilized people to understand.
My spousal unit thanks you all for shopping at her employer, too.
You guys that are going, don't forget to print off or show your cashier the 40% off coupon!
http://www.hobbylobby.com/weekly/coupon.cfm?email=1