Must be all moles........funny.....damn funny....
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3056888Botany (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-25-08 06:23 AM
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“Sinbad you get to the left flank now†barked Hillary ...
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“Sinbad you get to the left flank now†barked Hillary
on that raw gray morning in Bosnia. “I know you’re
scared well I’m scared too but we have a squad of Army
Rangers pinned down by that damn Serbian sniper
fire and we are their only hope. Crow you drive
I’ll handle the 50 cal. machine guns and Chelsea I need
you to call in some air support and drop some mortar
rounds to help keep their heads down.â€
“I am all over it mom.†said Chelsea as the first
“whoomp†of the mortar tube sounded, as it sent it’s
deadly projectile skyward.
Sheryl Crow gunned the motor of the Humvee
as the rifle fire cracked and Hillary w/ a big
cigar in her mouth laughed as she turned the
50 cal. machine gun towards the tree line where
the snipers were and sent hot lead streaming across
the valley. Crow started to sing to calm her
nerves ..... “I’m gonna soak up your guns and make
everything all right / got my 45 pistol strapped on /
so I’m ready to rock on ...†The Humvee tore
up that muddy mountain road toward the trapped
Americans.
Although no press was there one report had a G.I.
crying and yelling, “Bill sent Team Hillary to save
us. God Bless America and God Bless Hillary too.â€
His fellow Rangers started chanting, "U.S.A., U.S.A."
BeerBread (1 posts) Tue Mar-25-08 06:35 AM
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1. LOLZ!!!1!
HRC really stepped in it, didn't she?!
lapfog_1 (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-25-08 06:44 AM
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3. "I pity the fool!" (Sinbad providing covering fire while
the H-Team takes out the Serbian sniper squads)
Yossariant (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-25-08 06:46 AM
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4. Where was Barack? Does he know where Bosnia is?
March 26, 1996
Mrs. Clinton praises soldiers' efforts
By The Associated Press
MARKOVICI, Bosnia-Herzegovina - Protected by sharpshooters, Hillary Rodham Clinton swooped into a military zone by Black Hawk helicopter Monday...
Mrs. Clinton became the first presidential spouse since Eleanor Roosevelt to make such an extensive trip into what can be considered a hostile area, though others have visited hot spots.
... a grueling goodwill tour designed to boost troop morale in Bosnia and highlight efforts by Bosnians, Croats and Muslims to resolve deeply held differences.
Standing on a dusty, makeshift boardwalk near an out-of-the-way military hospital...
"It's not going to be easy," she said, pointing to the flight of Serbs from areas of Sarajevo they held as the city came under Bosnian control. "Feelings are very deep. There is a lot of pain. There is a lot to get over - a lot to forgive if there's going to be reconstruction and reconciliation."
But this was a day of celebration and celebrities - a day for the U.S. troops helping to uphold the Bosnian peace accord. Mrs. Clinton hosted a USO show with comedian Sinbad and singer Sheryl Crow and briefly addressed the gathering...
But the highlight of her trip were visits to two fortified posts outside the U.S. base in Tuzla. Even President Clinton, restricted to the base by bad weather in January, did not see as much of this war-wracked region as Mrs. Clinton did Monday...
http://wvgazette.com/News/200803110472?page=2&build=cac...
orangerevolution (26 posts) Tue Mar-25-08 06:53 AM
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5. In about as much danger
As HRC that day.
OmmmSweetOmmm (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-25-08 06:59 AM
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7. I don't know if you know it, but that account morphed into this
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080325/wl_afp/usvote_0803...
"I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base," Clinton said last week.
(BTW..the greeting ceremony with a darling little girl was captured on film)
Them eating their own is hilarious.............must breathe.....
Botany (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-25-08 07:05 AM
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8. Total # of Americans killed by enemy fire in Bosnia = 0
Hillary told a bald faced lie ..... end of story
12 months ago this would have caused a tombstone
OmmmSweetOmmm (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-25-08 07:42 AM
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11. BTW...this has nothing to do with Obama. It has to do with lying and I'm damned tired
of being lied to. Aren't you by now?
That said, as to his knowing where Bosnia is? Obama is no Shrub. He has traveled the world. He was a law professor. Do you really think he doesn't know where Bosnia is?
Buzzkill
tularetom (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-25-08 07:17 AM
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9. Something made me wake up at 4 AM and turn on my puter
and this thread was it.
Botany (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-25-08 08:23 AM
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12. Thanx
Although some might call some things on this thread
"misstatements."
Is that double speak for a bald faced lie??
meow mix (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-25-08 07:37 AM
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10. lol finally the truth comes out..
i knew it this was just how it happened!!
