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Re: DUmmies: Everything You Expected Them To Be
« Reply #25 on: June 02, 2010, 11:48:59 AM »
http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2010/06/fat-unemployed-dummie-admits-i-have.html
Admit it Ballygrl, there's something just so sexy about an unemployed, overweight guy who flunked out of cooking school and lives with his parents so he can collect unemployment and play World of Warcraft all day.
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Re: DUmmies: Everything You Expected Them To Be
« Reply #26 on: June 02, 2010, 12:09:54 PM »
Admit it Ballygrl, there's something just so sexy about an unemployed, overweight guy who flunked out of cooking school and lives with his parents so he can collect unemployment and play World of Warcraft all day.

:lmao:

I'm telling you this comment sent me over the edge:

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living at home has sort of put me on an unwilling starvation diet, no thanks to my mom and her psychotic desire for me to be one of the skinny, beautiful people. . . . oh well, i figure my mom will StFU when i start bringing home all manner of pastries... right after she takes them away from me. long story...

I'm becoming more and more cynical the more I read over there. Who could blame his parents for being ticked off? and how long are they going to enable him?


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Re: DUmmies: Everything You Expected Them To Be
« Reply #27 on: June 02, 2010, 12:26:09 PM »
:lmao:

I'm telling you this comment sent me over the edge:

I'm becoming more and more cynical the more I read over there. Who could blame his parents for being ticked off? and how long are they going to enable him?

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Re: DUmmies: Everything You Expected Them To Be
« Reply #28 on: June 02, 2010, 02:21:46 PM »
:lmao:

I'm telling you this comment sent me over the edge:

I'm becoming more and more cynical the more I read over there. Who could blame his parents for being ticked off? and how long are they going to enable him?




It will get to you that way. I use to be the sweetest guy you ever did meet. Now curmudgeon is a better description.
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Re: DUmmies: Everything You Expected Them To Be
« Reply #29 on: June 02, 2010, 02:35:40 PM »
It will get to you that way. I use to be the sweetest guy you ever did meet. Now curmudgeon is a better description.

LOL, I was never a regular reader over there so the occasional kook thread I would say is a fluke, not anymore, they're overwhelmed with kooks over there. I can't believe they actually think the American people side with them the majority of the time.
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Re: DUmmies: Everything You Expected Them To Be
« Reply #30 on: June 02, 2010, 02:44:49 PM »
Who could blame his parents for being ticked off? and how long are they going to enable him?

I'm not sure they really are, especially keeping in mind that all we have to go by is this loser's version of the story.  Reading between the lines, it sounds more like they are simply keeping a roof over his head out of pity, and trying to rein in his fatass eating habits.  Most parents can't really bring themselves to just write off a kid who turns out to be unable to make it in the real world, at least short of the kid getting a felony conviction or a combative attitude with the parents.   
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Re: DUmmies: Everything You Expected Them To Be
« Reply #31 on: June 02, 2010, 02:46:01 PM »
At the DUFU on FR they used an image of Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons.

Of course that guy actually had a job... heh