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DUmmies: Everything You Expected Them To Be
« on: June 01, 2010, 10:05:31 AM »
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keroro gunsou  (1000+ posts)      Fri May-28-10 04:49 AM
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i have officially lost my mind
 reward given for it's safe return...

that said, i've got a problem.

i've been unemployed since last november. the first two weeks were cool. slacked off, caught up on my tv, played lots of WoW. but after that, it got old. i'm still getting my benefits and food share, but the one thing i am not getting is a freakin' job. the field of graphic design is over-saturated in the midwest. the only jobs i see advertised are contract work or part time. i've applied for damn near all of them, and i've gotten squat.

so i've decided to go back to school. i'm going back to school to hopefully become a chef. i am planning on getting a 2-year degree from my local tech school, along with a cert in baking and pastry making. after that, i will hopefully land SOME type of work that will allow me to move and finish up a 4-year bachelors in culinary arts.

now for the problem: my parents. granted i am an adult, but they were cool enough to let me move back in after my job went boom and are helping with my bills. i am expecting one HELL of a fight from them, since i'm overweight, they'll give me the "you're too fat" or "it's a bad idea, all that temptation," types of arguements... plus, before i switched to graphic design, i took a class in basic cooking and failed it.... ok i was young and stupid, now i'm old, and hopefully less stupid.

i'm discussing the issue with two of my friends, who both know my parents and how they'll react, i'm hoping to get some ideas on how to soften the blow.

advice, vibes, or alcohol is appreciated at this point....

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Re: DUmmies: Everything You Expected Them To Be
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2010, 10:16:40 AM »
Sniff...

Sniff...

What's that smell?

It smells like...

LOSER!

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Re: DUmmies: Everything You Expected Them To Be
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2010, 10:22:18 AM »
Holy cow!  What a find!  It's a perfect DUmmie post. 

From the thread:

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RandomThoughts  (1000+ posts)        Sun May-30-10 09:51 PM
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23. This song has much light in it.
 Edited on Sun May-30-10 09:52 PM by RandomThoughts
You Light Up My Life - Debbie Boone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikvtVLvoZpw
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Re: DUmmies: Everything You Expected Them To Be
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2010, 10:23:18 AM »
Another sign of the immature dummie: keroro gunsou

Name like that, you just know it's some sort of anime.
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Re: DUmmies: Everything You Expected Them To Be
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2010, 10:54:31 AM »
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now for the problem: my parents. granted i am an adult, but they were cool enough to let me move back in after my job went boom and are helping with my bills. i am expecting one HELL of a fight from them, since i'm overweight, they'll give me the "you're too fat" or "it's a bad idea, all that temptation," types of arguements... plus, before i switched to graphic design, i took a class in basic cooking and failed it.... ok i was young and stupid, now i'm old, and hopefully less stupid.

If you failed a basic cooking class then you're probably to stupid to be able to walk.  I doubt you got any smarter with age.
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Re: DUmmies: Everything You Expected Them To Be
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2010, 11:08:09 AM »
Hope no one allows him to get close and use a gas oven.
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Re: DUmmies: Everything You Expected Them To Be
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2010, 11:34:33 AM »
Quote from: kenth on June 01, 2010, 10:23:18 AM
Another sign of the immature dummie: keroro gunsou

Name like that, you just know it's some sort of anime.

Not just plain old anime.  My bet is that it's anime porn.
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Re: DUmmies: Everything You Expected Them To Be
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2010, 11:40:26 AM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on June 01, 2010, 11:34:33 AM
Not just plain old anime.  My bet is that it's anime porn.

Gay midget anime porn, probably.
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Re: DUmmies: Everything You Expected Them To Be
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2010, 11:42:30 AM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on June 01, 2010, 11:34:33 AM
Not just plain old anime.  My bet is that it's anime porn.
Yes, it's anime, but it's not porn. The name comes from this.
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Re: DUmmies: Everything You Expected Them To Be
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2010, 12:23:25 PM »
Quote from: Happy Fun Ball on June 01, 2010, 11:42:30 AM
Yes, it's anime, but it's not porn. The name comes from this.

Why am I not surprised you knew of this? heh!
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Re: DUmmies: Everything You Expected Them To Be
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2010, 12:25:56 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on June 01, 2010, 12:23:25 PM
Why am I not surprised you knew of this? heh!
I didn't. I just pasted it in Wikipedia and that's what came up.
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Re: DUmmies: Everything You Expected Them To Be
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2010, 12:42:17 PM »
Quote from: Happy Fun Ball on June 01, 2010, 12:25:56 PM
I didn't. I just pasted it in Wikipedia and that's what came up.

I know, I was just pullin yer chain, heh, heh, heh! Hell, I'm bored! The weather here just sucks!
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Re: DUmmies: Everything You Expected Them To Be
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2010, 12:53:14 PM »
I got a twenty that says the parents are just as moonbatty as the child.  Now the fat loser kid is back home in it's second childhood (or just a continuation of the first), that's karma baby!
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Re: DUmmies: Everything You Expected Them To Be
« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2010, 12:55:28 PM »
Quote from: Karin on June 01, 2010, 10:22:18 AM
Holy cow!  What a find!  It's a perfect DUmmie post. 

From the thread:
   :mental: :lmao:

I bet they don't know that the song is about God/Jesus.
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Re: DUmmies: Everything You Expected Them To Be
« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2010, 01:14:36 PM »
Quote from: Happy Fun Ball on June 01, 2010, 11:42:30 AM
Yes, it's anime, but it's not porn.

Tell that to my wife!  Ha!  *deep sigh*
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Re: DUmmies: Everything You Expected Them To Be
« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2010, 01:17:23 PM »
did anyone think of bringing this thread over??

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Re: DUmmies: Everything You Expected Them To Be
« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2010, 01:33:48 PM »
Quote from: ScubaGuy on June 01, 2010, 10:54:31 AM
If you failed a basic cooking class then you're probably to stupid to be able to walk. 
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I doubt you got any smarter with age
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Re: DUmmies: Everything You Expected Them To Be
« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2010, 02:17:36 PM »
Quote from: FGL on June 01, 2010, 01:17:23 PM
did anyone think of bringing this thread over??
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Re: DUmmies: Everything You Expected Them To Be
« Reply #18 on: June 01, 2010, 02:29:50 PM »
Another thread.

Topic: on-line sex while married but not with spouse.

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PassingFair  (1000+ posts)        Tue Jun-01-10 06:16 PM
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11. Did he pay for it?
 If my husband paid money for sex,
phone sex, internet sex or sex sex....

D-I-V-O-R-C-E.

Passing Air--urm--Passing FAIR (my bad) even has a Howard Dean campaign poster for an avatar.

Here's the pitch and...

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dawg  (1000+ posts)      Tue Jun-01-10 06:32 PM
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14. I'm curious.
 Would it make any difference if he got it for free? And if so, why?

And it's outta here!
 
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PassingFair  (1000+ posts)        Tue Jun-01-10 06:51 PM
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16. We have two children to support.
 Nearing college age.

If he is spending money for sex
it would be a deal-breaker for me.

PLUS, he hasn't worked full-time
for over 7 years and I pay ALL the
bills.

Yes, I'd divorce him, no discussion.


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Re: DUmmies: Everything You Expected Them To Be
« Reply #19 on: June 01, 2010, 04:01:11 PM »
It would seem that the flatulent DUmb**** needs to divorce her freeloading "significant other" at the first opportunity.
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Re: DUmmies: Everything You Expected Them To Be
« Reply #20 on: June 01, 2010, 04:23:26 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 01, 2010, 04:01:11 PM
It would seem that the flatulent DUmb**** needs to divorce her freeloading "significant other" at the first opportunity.

WTF for? What's the diff? Whether you pay for it or not. you're still steppin' out!

Lord, DUmmies make no sense! it don't matter, idiot! He's still goin' elsewhere!
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Re: DUmmies: Everything You Expected Them To Be
« Reply #21 on: June 01, 2010, 04:28:19 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on June 01, 2010, 04:23:26 PM
WTF for? What's the diff? Whether you pay for it or not. you're still steppin' out!

Lord, DUmmies make no sense! it don't matter, idiot! He's still goin' elsewhere!

She's only concerned about the money, because that takes away from her. He ain't sleeping with her so she ain't missing anything that way. Would sleep with one of the Dummies?
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Re: DUmmies: Everything You Expected Them To Be
« Reply #22 on: June 01, 2010, 04:31:38 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on June 01, 2010, 04:28:19 PM
She's only concerned about the money, because that takes away from her. He ain't sleeping with her so she ain't missing anything that way. Would sleep with one of the Dummies?

You do have a point! I ain't seen her pic, and 'prolly don't want to! They all pretty much look coyote ugly!
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Re: DUmmies: Everything You Expected Them To Be
« Reply #23 on: June 01, 2010, 06:06:33 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on June 01, 2010, 04:31:38 PM
You do have a point! I ain't seen her pic, and 'prolly don't want to! They all pretty much look coyote ugly!

That's an insult to coyotes. :tongue:
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Re: DUmmies: Everything You Expected Them To Be
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