https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-make-resolution-to-impeach-trump-with-reasons-to-be-filled-in-laterFrom Babylon Bee: Democrats Introduce Resolution To Impeach Trump With Reasons To Be Filled In LaterThere seem to be a few people around conservative discussion forums -
not necessarily here - who object to the Babylon Bee because ... I dunno ... because it exists? Anyway, if you're such a person, just click the "Back" button on your browser. You won't be able to handle the funny that follows.
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Congressional Democrats have drafted a resolution to impeach President Donald Trump. Since the Mueller report cleared Trump of collusion with Russia, the Democrats weren’t sure why they should impeach Trump and have left the reasons for impeachment on their resolution blank for now.
“Donald Trump has committed the high crime of TBA,” reads the resolution written by freshman congresswoman Rashida Tlaib, “and should be impeached and immediately removed from office before he can further damage this country by [INSERT SCARY THINGS HERE].”
“He absolutely should be impeached for something, I’m like pretty sure,” Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez told reporters. “He’s a bad man and he made fun of my Green New Deal, which I worked on for like hours.”
They'd better use heavy duty paper for that resolution, so it can withstand multiple erasures.
