Def Puppy

[Chris_]

http://fresno.craigslist.org/zip/631137928.html

Def puppy needs a home (fresno county)
Reply to: sale-631137928@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-05, 7:47AM PDT


I have a white puppy with spots and one blue eye shepherd mix i need to find a home for. she was born on Oct 31 2007. Her name is Bianca. She has learned to sit using hand signs. I live in the mountains and just cant keep her it is to dangerous up here with her being def. She needs a home with a fenced back yard and a special Human guide person to love and teach her. I have been trying to find her a home but No one seems to want a def puppy. If you are that special person please phone me asap 559 336 0030. I will be taking her to the pound and am not sure what they will do with a def puppy please help me.
Sandy

Ahem:

Yo Jay!
(One) day when I was chillin' in Kentucky Fried Chicken
Just mindin' my business, eatin' food and finger lickin'
This dude walked in lookin' strange and kind of funny
Went up to the front with a menu and his money
He didn't walk straight, kind of side to side
He asked this old lady, "Yo, yo, um...is this Kentucky Fried?"
The lady said "Yeah", smiled and he smiled back
He gave a quarter and his order, small fries, Big Mac!
You be illin'
(To)day you won a ticket to see Doctor J
Front row seat, in free! No pay
Radio in hand, snacks by feet
Game's about to start, you kickin' popcorn to the beat
You finally wake up, Doc's gone to town
Round his back, through the hoop, then you scream "Touchdown!"
You be illin'
The other day around the way I seen you illin' at a party
Drunk as skunk you illin' punk and in your left hand wasBacardi
You went up to this fly girl and said
"Yo, yo, can I get this dance?"
She smelled your breath and then
She left you standin' in your illin' stance
You be illin'
Dinner, you ate it, there is none left
It was salty, with butter and it was def
You proceeded to eat it cause you was in the mood
But homes you did not read it was a can of dog food!
You be illin'

The morons out number us. Be afraid, be very afraid.