What got me was he provided everyone with an "update" as if hordes were waiting around in suspense on how the drama was going. Nobody cares, douchebag.
Don't listen to her, douchebag. We love it when you DUmmies follow up and keep your storylines going.
We want to know what Horse With No Brain's slutty daughter is up to these days.
We love hearing about wallduded DUmmy Eva cali crawling on her belly in agony from her shattered hind leg.
How about Pam's terminal gut rot, or the Omaha Weeper's disability scam, or the nutcase vs. the bullies?
I want to hear when terminal DUmmies like WCGreen and Taverner Kregel slither off to hell, so I can check off another point on my dead pool.
How about Sarah Imaboobi's latest boyfriend catastrophe?
Without DUmmy updates, the DUmp is pretty depressing and useless.