HEY! What the hell do you pillow biting rump rangers wanna be called THIS week?
At least have the courtesy to put the request in at least a week in advance so we can mark the calendars up properly, ya pickle puffing turd tapping knob gobbling poofs!
Semi O/T--know what a dick smoker calls hemorrhoids? SPEED BUMPS!
Thank you, I'll be here all week.