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DUmmy Wants To Smudge Evil Spirits From Home
« on: February 24, 2014, 12:14:30 PM »
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Going to smudge the house with sage...anyone do this before?

Just curious. I've heard people say over and over that this is a good way to cleanse the house. Anyone do this before?


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1. I haven't done it but have been in a house where it was done.

Stinks to high heaven. I threw up.

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2. ..ooh....
 
I didn't know that.. 
Maybe I'll think about this first.

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3. I do it to every place I move into before I spend one night.
 
It's fine. Get good quality sage and it doesn't smell bad. Open the windows if you want (you might set off the smoke detectors anyway if you don't).
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Re: DUmmy Wants To Smudge Evil Spirits From Home
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2014, 12:18:56 PM »
They tried that on the first American Horror Story, the one with the ghosts, and ya know, it didn't really work out for them all that well. 


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Re: DUmmy Wants To Smudge Evil Spirits From Home
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2014, 12:26:09 PM »
I thought this was going to be a re-post from 2005. :rofl:

Your house is already smudgy, DUmmy.  Try cleaning it.
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Re: DUmmy Wants To Smudge Evil Spirits From Home
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2014, 12:35:22 PM »
I thought this was going to be a re-post from 2005. :rofl:

Your house is already smudgy, DUmmy.  Try cleaning it.

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Re: DUmmy Wants To Smudge Evil Spirits From Home
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2014, 12:55:54 PM »
When I want to cleanse my house:

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Re: DUmmy Wants To Smudge Evil Spirits From Home
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2014, 01:30:29 PM »
God what a bunch of retards... :whatever:
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Re: DUmmy Wants To Smudge Evil Spirits From Home
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2014, 01:50:05 PM »
Soak a bunch of rags in used motor oil and kerosene.  Sprinkle liberally throughout the house.  Get everyone out, toss in a lit match, and poof!  You get smudges that the whole neighborhood will see! :fuelfire: :tongue:
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Re: DUmmy Wants To Smudge Evil Spirits From Home
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2014, 03:49:26 PM »
Parsley sage rosemary and thyme can overpower incense and patchouli, in the year of the cat at the scarborough fair.
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Re: DUmmy Wants To Smudge Evil Spirits From Home
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2014, 04:13:20 PM »
Parsley sage rosemary and thyme can overpower incense and patchouli, in the year of the cat at the scarborough fair.
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Re: DUmmy Wants To Smudge Evil Spirits From Home
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2014, 04:56:25 PM »
Some say smudging a house with sage drives out evil. All of the homeless Occupy members had houses until they smudged them with sage.
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Re: DUmmy Wants To Smudge Evil Spirits From Home
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2014, 04:59:14 PM »
And these are the same people who look down their noses at Christians and Jews.

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Re: DUmmy Wants To Smudge Evil Spirits From Home
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2014, 05:08:45 PM »
Oh good grief.
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Re: DUmmy Wants To Smudge Evil Spirits From Home
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2014, 05:10:03 PM »
And these are the same people who look down their noses at Christians and Jews.

My exact thought.  I'm certain that every person on that thread would laugh at the idea of a Christian having their house blessed. 

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Re: DUmmy Wants To Smudge Evil Spirits From Home
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2014, 05:10:58 PM »
ANYTHING to avoid soap. 

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Re: DUmmy Wants To Smudge Evil Spirits From Home
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2014, 08:43:00 PM »
I have an in-law that made/still makes a killing "cleansing" these morons.  She beats them with some kind of branch with leaves, then rolls an egg over their body "soaking up the evil".  She has a few candles and some incense burning while she chants some silly tripe at them.  The DUmmies leave thinking they're "purified."  She laughs all the way to the bank.

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Re: DUmmy Wants To Smudge Evil Spirits From Home
« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2014, 08:44:30 PM »
I have an in-law that made/still makes a killing "cleansing" these morons.  She beats them with some kind of branch with leaves, then rolls an egg over their body "soaking up the evil".  She has a few candles and some incense burning while she chants some silly tripe at them.  The DUmmies leave thinking they're "purified."  She laughs all the way to the bank.

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Re: DUmmy Wants To Smudge Evil Spirits From Home
« Reply #16 on: February 24, 2014, 09:13:22 PM »
I have an in-law that made/still makes a killing "cleansing" these morons.  She beats them with some kind of branch with leaves, then rolls an egg over their body "soaking up the evil".  She has a few candles and some incense burning while she chants some silly tripe at them.  The DUmmies leave thinking they're "purified."  She laughs all the way to the bank.

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Re: DUmmy Wants To Smudge Evil Spirits From Home
« Reply #17 on: February 24, 2014, 11:36:29 PM »
:rofl:

I was horrified for years. Now I can see the humor in it.
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Re: DUmmy Wants To Smudge Evil Spirits From Home
« Reply #18 on: February 25, 2014, 03:54:56 AM »
They all do this! Remember I work in their houses! It reeks! It makes me a little sick to my stomach. Maybe I am the evil they are trying to get rid of?
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Re: DUmmy Wants To Smudge Evil Spirits From Home
« Reply #19 on: February 25, 2014, 09:58:42 AM »
My exact thought.  I'm certain that every person on that thread would laugh at the idea of a Christian having their house blessed. 

Not so Celtic,   Catholics have their homes blesses , Priests come in and do their job of  blessing the home and  the ones living in in it  being protected. Catholics are the building blocks of Christianity.     

Buddhists also bless a home and so the  many other religions on the earth.   Don't be so closed minded.

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Re: DUmmy Wants To Smudge Evil Spirits From Home
« Reply #20 on: February 25, 2014, 10:01:26 AM »
Not so Celtic,   Catholics have their homes blesses , Priests come in and do their job of  blessing the home and  the ones living in in it  being protected. Catholics are the building blocks of Christianity.    

Buddhists also bless a home and so the  many other religions on the earth.   Don't be so closed minded.

Did you read what I posted at all?  It was two short sentences so it shouldn't have been that hard to understand. 

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Re: DUmmy Wants To Smudge Evil Spirits From Home
« Reply #21 on: February 25, 2014, 11:42:07 AM »
Did you read what I posted at all?  It was two short sentences so it shouldn't have been that hard to understand. 

Vesta, obviously you didn't read what CR wrote.  I'm taking that H5 back.
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Re: DUmmy Wants To Smudge Evil Spirits From Home
« Reply #22 on: February 25, 2014, 12:16:42 PM »
One of the worst cases of reading comprehension fail I've seen.   ::)

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Re: DUmmy Wants To Smudge Evil Spirits From Home
« Reply #23 on: February 26, 2014, 10:33:23 AM »
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15. my house and my entire farm. long story ensues...

I smudged my farmhouse right when I moved in, but it wasn't until after the excavator's dump truck piston fell through the cab, and he swore he must have disturbed an Indian grave   :stoner:  or something, plus a bunch of other freaky stuff happened,  :orly: that I decided I needed to sage the entire property.  :tinfoil2:

So I took my new, very nice, bundle of sage in a bowl, and walked the perimeter of my farm waving the purifying smoke around. As I reached the back of my farm I swore I could hear voices: men laughing that they were gonna "cut her down to size!" :nunchuck:  And then my bowl of sage erupted into flames! I ran across the pasture gripping my flaming bowl of sage in my fingertips,  :fuelfire: until I got to my horse's waterbucket, dropped the bowl on the ground and drowned it.  My fingertips were pretty sore and my eyebrows singed.

I tried saging the back pasture 2 more times, and the new sage repeatedly erupted in flames, which I had to put out. Each subsequent bonfire :fuelfire: was a little smaller than the last, and eventually I was able to just smoke the perimeter without all the theatrics.  :manipulated:



That was 10+ years ago. I haven't tried saging since...


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Re: DUmmy Wants To Smudge Evil Spirits From Home
« Reply #24 on: February 26, 2014, 10:37:28 AM »
They should really try burning a bowl of oregano at work, just to bring good vibes around
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