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Gives "turpenining the cat" a new definition. (Kpoop)
« on: March 09, 2012, 04:42:16 PM »
Just could not resist this.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002405523
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Fri Mar 9, 2012, 03:23 PM
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 When Women Used Lysol as Birth Control
When Women Used Lysol as Birth Control
A look back at shocking ads for the popular, dangerous, and ineffective antiseptic douche. —Nicole Pasulka
 
MORE:
http://motherjones.com/slideshows/2012/02/when-women-used-lysol-birth-control/lysol-douche-cobweb
No, DUmbass. That's not what it was for. DUmbass. :banghead:

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Fri Mar 9, 2012, 03:39 PM
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1. Please forgive my ignorance since I lack a vagina but

wouldn't that hurt? I remember Lysol as pretty strong stuff. I can't imagine a Lysol douch would be very pleasant.
Are you sure?
You post on DU.

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Fri Mar 9, 2012, 04:43 PM
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7. Women used to squirt many kinds of fluids up their vaginas

for "cleaning" and to kill sperm. I'm sure it hurt. But women would do what they had to in those days.

And the GOP must realize...we're never going back. 
Yes, we're sure you're an expert on squirting.

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Fri Mar 9, 2012, 04:49 PM
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8. I'm so pissed about the war on women
that I can hardly reign in my inner "feminazi" to shout loud enough about it.
Here comes the Lysol, because women are stinky, but their husbands are pristine. Men need Viagra to get it up, but women are to blame for getting themselves pregnant. 
You're a metro-sexual, aren't you?
Inner feminazi, my rosie red arse. Puss.

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Fri Mar 9, 2012, 05:29 PM
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10. It looks like this was being pushed for "feminine hygiene", not birth control.

The ad seems to want to make women paranoid about not being fresh "down there". I believe that douches are still advertised today, despite not being medically advised.
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Re: Gives "turpenining the cat" a new definition. (Kpoop)
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2012, 05:00:27 PM »
Before the turn of the century (1900) there was this thing women sat on and used water to flush themselves out after sex....antique birth control.

But that was before DUmmie wymins became allergic to water.
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Re: Gives "turpenining the cat" a new definition. (Kpoop)
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2012, 05:12:53 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 09, 2012, 05:00:27 PM
Before the turn of the century (1900) there was this thing women sat on and used water to flush themselves out after sex....antique birth control.

But that was before DUmmie wymins became allergic to water.
You forgot the soap. :-)
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Re: Gives "turpenining the cat" a new definition. (Kpoop)
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2012, 05:16:03 PM »
Quote from: Skul on March 09, 2012, 05:12:53 PM
You forgot the soap. :-)

If you don't use water, soap is useless..
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Re: Gives "turpenining the cat" a new definition. (Kpoop)
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2012, 05:24:55 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 09, 2012, 05:16:03 PM
If you don't use water, soap is useless..
:rotf: True.
I'll stop with that. :lmao:
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Re: Gives "turpenining the cat" a new definition. (Kpoop)
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2012, 06:13:51 PM »
Were the American people asked to pay for the Lysol?
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Re: Gives "turpenining the cat" a new definition. (Kpoop)
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2012, 06:15:38 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 09, 2012, 05:00:27 PM
Before the turn of the century (1900) there was this thing women sat on and used water to flush themselves out after sex....antique birth control.

But that was before DUmmie wymins became allergic to water.

These idiots can moan and groan all they want about women sqirtin' somethin' up the chute, but it would never do any good! Sperm are swimmers. If they were goin' to get pregnant,  they already were when they started tryin' to kill a child, before they started with their so called birth control.

Unless they can kill the egg that drops from the fallopian tube and into the uterus, their shit outa luck! I suppose there is probably a way to do that, but wouldn't it also damage the ovaries? "Toots" is outa town so I can't ask her. What say you Girls?
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Re: Gives "turpenining the cat" a new definition. (Kpoop)
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2012, 06:17:25 PM »
You people are hysterical and not in the "funny" sense.
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Re: Gives "turpenining the cat" a new definition. (Kpoop)
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2012, 07:11:56 PM »
Quote from: BEG on March 09, 2012, 06:17:25 PM
You people are hysterical and not in the "funny" sense.
Medicine used to hold, that the "cure" for a hysterical woman, was a hysterectomy.
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