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If I had an ice pick, I'd shove it through my skull at this moment to make the p
« on: January 23, 2011, 04:54:40 PM »
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If I had an ice pick, I'd shove it through my skull at this moment to make the pain go away!!   Updated at 5:46 PM
   
Just landed in Victoria, TX waiting for a cab to take me to Port Lavaca. Fox News is on the television. I asked the attendant here if I could change the channel and watch the Packers vs. Bears. Her response. "This is the only channel we get on this TV". Since I am the only one in the terminal at this time, I tried to just turn it off or at least turn the volume down. Can't do either one!! Please, taxi, get here quick!! I feel my brain cells dying minute by minute listening to this garbage!!! Help me!!

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You know what DUmmy, grow the **** up. If a TV is tuned to a channel you don't like just ignore it.

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2. Stick the icepick in the TV
   
Hope your cab comes.

Yep destroy other people's property real nice.  :whatever:

What a bunch of ****en babies.
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Re: If I had an ice pick, I'd shove it through my skull at this moment to make the p
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2011, 05:29:16 PM »
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If I had an ice pick, I'd shove it through my skull at this moment to make the pain go away!!  

If I had an ice pick, I'd give it to you, film the whole thing on my phone, and post it on YouTube.   :rotf:

If I had a dull screwdriver, I'd give it to you, film the whole thing on my phone, and post it on YouTube.   :rotf:

I do have a 3 lb ball peen hammer you could use.   :hammer:   I'd loan it to you, film the whole thing on my phone, and post it on YouTube.   :rotf:
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Re: If I had an ice pick, I'd shove it through my skull at this moment to make the p
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2011, 05:35:48 PM »
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If I had an ice pick, I'd give it to you, film the whole thing on my phone, and post it on YouTube.   :rotf:

If I had a dull screwdriver, I'd give it to you, film the whole thing on my phone, and post it on YouTube.   :rotf:

I do have a 3 lb ball peen hammer you could use.   :hammer:   I'd loan it to you, film the whole thing on my phone, and post it on YouTube.   :rotf:

How fast is FedEx????????
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Re: If I had an ice pick, I'd shove it through my skull at this moment to make the p
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2011, 05:41:33 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on January 23, 2011, 05:35:48 PM
How fast is FedEx????????

Not gonna do it.  I work for the Postal Service.  Heck, we deliver packages for them, AND UPS.
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Re: If I had an ice pick, I'd shove it through my skull at this moment to make the p
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2011, 05:52:29 PM »
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If I had an ice pick, I'd shove it through my skull at this moment to make the pain go away!!   Updated at 5:46 PM
   
Just landed in Victoria, TX waiting for a cab to take me to Port Lavaca. Fox News is on the television. I asked the attendant here if I could change the channel and watch the Packers vs. Bears. Her response. "This is the only channel we get on this TV". Since I am the only one in the terminal at this time, I tried to just turn it off or at least turn the volume down. Can't do either one!! Please, taxi, get here quick!! I feel my brain cells dying minute by minute listening to this garbage!!! Help me!!

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Re: If I had an ice pick, I'd shove it through my skull at this moment to make the p
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2011, 06:15:39 PM »
If I had an ice pick...I'd puncture the tires on that taxi.... :rotf:
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Re: If I had an ice pick, I'd shove it through my skull at this moment to make the p
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2011, 06:20:42 PM »
Could it be that the dummie works on one of those evil oil rigs?
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Re: If I had an ice pick, I'd shove it through my skull at this moment to make the p
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2011, 06:29:48 PM »
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If I had an ice pick, I'd shove it through my skull at this moment to make the pain go away!

I've got an ice pick, DUmbshit.  Give me your address, and I'll come and ram it into your elbow.  Maybe then you'll understand what real pain is, you ****in' Drama Queen!  :drama:
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Re: If I had an ice pick, I'd shove it through my skull at this moment to make the p
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2011, 06:34:09 PM »
I don't like FOX but that guys overreacting, just ignore the TV. And if he just posted that from the airport then he must have something else to keep him busy like a phone or computer.


Quote from: AllosaursRus on January 23, 2011, 05:35:48 PM
How fast is FedEx????????

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Re: If I had an ice pick, I'd shove it through my skull at this moment to make the p
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2011, 06:35:41 PM »
My department uses FedEx to ship equipment from Indiana to Tennessee.  I don't know which takes longer, the requisition process or the actual shipping.  I've had laptops take as long as two weeks to show up.
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Re: If I had an ice pick, I'd shove it through my skull at this moment to make the p
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2. Stick the icepick in the TV   
Hope your cab comes.


On a brighter note, Harry might electricute himself if he did that. Go ahead, Harry.
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Re: If I had an ice pick, I'd shove it through my skull at this moment to make the p
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2011, 06:52:02 PM »
Quote from: compaqxp on January 23, 2011, 06:34:09 PM
I don't like FOX but that guys overreacting, just ignore the TV. And if he just posted that from the airport then he must have something else to keep him busy like a phone or computer.



What about a book?? You might actually learn something dumbass!!!
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Re: If I had an ice pick, I'd shove it through my skull at this moment to make the p
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2011, 07:21:12 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on January 23, 2011, 06:35:41 PM
My department uses FedEx to ship equipment from Indiana to Tennessee.  I don't know which takes longer, the requisition process or the actual shipping.  I've had laptops take as long as two weeks to show up.

I was speakin' more of their over night service. I've used them and they have always come thru. Course ya gotta pay for what ya get, but in this case it would be worth every penny!
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Re: If I had an ice pick, I'd shove it through my skull at this moment to make the p
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2011, 07:30:15 PM »
Um wasn't that FOX I watched the Packers / Bears game on ? 

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Re: If I had an ice pick, I'd shove it through my skull at this moment to make the p
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2011, 08:31:27 PM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on January 23, 2011, 07:30:15 PM
Um wasn't that FOX I watched the Packers / Bears game on ? 

 :nobong:

Yep, but I think DUmbass was referring to Fox News Channel.
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Re: If I had an ice pick, I'd shove it through my skull at this moment to make the p
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2011, 11:04:35 PM »
Why was the DUmmy IN the terminal waiting for a taxi?  Larger airports, only been to Phoenix, Las Vegas, and Milwaukee, have a "cab line" out front... outside... away from "tee vee's".
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« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2011, 11:47:46 PM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on January 23, 2011, 06:52:02 PM
What about a book?? You might actually learn something dumbass!!!

I think you misunderstood my post. I never said he should have a computer of phone to keep him busy, I said since he posted that message from the airport he must have a phone or laptop to be kept busy with.
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Re: If I had an ice pick, I'd shove it through my skull at this moment to make the p
« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2011, 12:08:24 AM »
Victoria is a small regional airport, for small planes. Continental has 2 flights a day (Lears). Port Lavaca is a Dupont town.
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Re: If I had an ice pick, I'd shove it through my skull at this moment to make the p
« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2011, 08:48:21 AM »
If only he'd had an icepick in his carry-on.  Curse you, TSA!

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Re: If I had an ice pick, I'd shove it through my skull at this moment to make the p
« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2011, 09:51:03 AM »
Quote from: compaqxp on January 23, 2011, 11:47:46 PM
I think you misunderstood my post. I never said he should have a computer of phone to keep him busy, I said since he posted that message from the airport he must have a phone or laptop to be kept busy with.
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Re: If I had an ice pick, I'd shove it through my skull at this moment to make the p
« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2011, 10:39:01 AM »
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If I had an ice pick, I'd shove it through my skull at this moment to make the pain go away!!   Updated at 5:46 PM



Not an icepick, but you get the idea.

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Re: If I had an ice pick, I'd shove it through my skull at this moment to make the p
« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2011, 10:41:16 AM »
I'm sure there's some maintenance guy around with a screwdriver. Come on! Improvise, man!
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« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2011, 10:43:41 AM »
Quote from: Alpha Mare on January 24, 2011, 12:08:24 AM
Victoria is a small regional airport, for small planes. Continental has 2 flights a day (Lears). Port Lavaca is a Dupont town.

Oh okay. 

Still makes no sense.  But it IS a DUmmy we're speaking of here.  If the TV is showing something that I don't agree with, I'd just leave the room and wait elsewhere.
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Re: If I had an ice pick, I'd shove it through my skull at this moment to make the p
« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2011, 10:57:44 AM »
Quote from: Alpha Mare on January 24, 2011, 12:08:24 AM
Victoria is a small regional airport, for small planes. Continental has 2 flights a day (Lears). Port Lavaca is a Dupont town.

And it smells!  Seriously though, It's friggin winter in South Texas.  If the TV inside bothers you, go sit outside.  I dunno about any of the rest of y'all, but anytime I am in a waiting room and a TV is on, I can't hear it.  What is up with this TV blasting out sound stuff anyway?
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Re: If I had an ice pick, I'd shove it through my skull at this moment to make the p
« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2011, 11:03:58 AM »
I can empathize. Every time I see Obama talking again on Fox--or any other channel--on any tv I get the same urge to smash it in. 

Does he ever shut up? Ever?
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