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New name, same game: huge TiT whopper we missed
« on: October 25, 2013, 11:08:46 AM »
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7. "Carolyn, Carolyn!!!!"

I was at my Aunt Willie's house in Alamo Heights, San Antonio, early 60's.

My parents were in divorce proceedings and I wanted my Mother to marry either Mickey Mantle or Harry Belafonte (her first husband was J P Richardson ).

Carolyn and I were in the parlor and she was teaching me 'The Water is Wide' when this old beater Chevy pulled up in front of the house.

Out stepped Harry and Joan Baez and they started walking up the walk.

Aunt Willie screeched (infer true Texas redneck)...

"Carolyn, Carolyn, there is a ****** and a Mexican coming up our walk. Get rid of them before the neighbors see them."

We all set in on the swings on the veranda and played until it was past night.

We still do it, every little once in a while.

From a thread about Joan Baez.


My God, Tom, what is so horrible about your actual life that you have to keep making up new ones?
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Re: New name, same game: huge TiT whopper we missed
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2013, 11:12:27 AM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on October 25, 2013, 11:08:46 AM
My God, Tom, what is so horrible about your actual life that you have to keep making up new ones?

He's a useless drunk.
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Re: New name, same game: huge TiT whopper we missed
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2013, 11:13:41 AM »
     Also, while he was in a nonexistent SEAL team in Vietnam, we took some time off to tour the US on motorcycle:

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26. I did a motorcycle tour of the lower 48 in 1968

'47 Knucklehead which broke down in every state at least once.

I think I have been in every state except SD.



I use a cobra snake for a necktie...
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Re: New name, same game: huge TiT whopper we missed
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2013, 11:21:36 AM »
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My parents were in divorce proceedings and I wanted my Mother to marry either Mickey Mantle or Harry Belafonte (her first husband was J P Richardson ).

And I was once married to...Morgan Fairchild.

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Re: New name, same game: huge TiT whopper we missed
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2013, 11:24:36 AM »
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I wanted my Mother to marry either Mickey Mantle or Harry Belafonte (her first husband was J P Richardson ).

J. P. Richardson was better known as The Big Bopper, killed in a plane crash with Richie Valens and Buddy Holly.

So far, TiT has not claimed he was wellstoned.

TiT's rural Texas childhood was littered with the rich and famous.
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Re: New name, same game: huge TiT whopper we missed
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2013, 11:28:19 AM »
I thought he was in 'Nam in 1968.

What a clown.
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Re: New name, same game: huge TiT whopper we missed
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2013, 11:37:49 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 25, 2013, 11:28:19 AM
I thought he was in 'Nam in 1968.

What a clown.

Link speed is only 60 so he had to adjust the dates a little bit, now he claims that he was there in '70 & '71.
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Re: New name, same game: huge TiT whopper we missed
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2013, 11:38:32 AM »
But is it in time to make a DOTY run?
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Re: New name, same game: huge TiT whopper we missed
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2013, 11:39:44 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 25, 2013, 11:28:19 AM
I thought he was in 'Nam in 1968.

What a clown.

He can't even keep his lies straight.
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Re: New name, same game: huge TiT whopper we missed
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2013, 11:40:47 AM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on October 25, 2013, 11:37:49 AM
Link speed is only 60 so he had to adjust the dates a little bit, now he claims that he was there in '70 & '71.
Seems to me he also claimed to be sixty several years ago, back in his award-wining prime.
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Re: New name, same game: huge TiT whopper we missed
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2013, 11:42:48 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 25, 2013, 11:28:19 AM
I thought he was in 'Nam in 1968.

What a clown.

He was in 'Nam in 1968 but he went in 1974.  That's the beauty of being part of a time traveling Seal team.
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Re: New name, same game: huge TiT whopper we missed
« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2013, 11:43:12 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 25, 2013, 11:40:47 AM
Seems to me he also claimed to be sixty several years ago, back in his award-wining prime.

That was a different fantasy character.
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Re: New name, same game: huge TiT whopper we missed
« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2013, 11:50:01 AM »
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Link speed is only 60 so he had to adjust the dates a little bit, now he claims that he was there in '70 & '71.

So he was the second-most-decorated enlisted man in the history of the U.S. Navy at age 17-18.
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Re: New name, same game: huge TiT whopper we missed
« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2013, 11:52:01 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 25, 2013, 11:50:01 AM
So he was the second-most-decorated enlisted man in the history of the U.S. Navy at age 17-18.


Right before he was promoted to Admiral, I believe, yes.
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Re: New name, same game: huge TiT whopper we missed
« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2013, 12:24:22 PM »
And being a Marine/SEAL? That probably took some doing, I bet.
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Re: New name, same game: huge TiT whopper we missed
« Reply #15 on: October 25, 2013, 02:11:18 PM »
Quote from: Splashdown on October 25, 2013, 12:24:22 PM
And being a Marine/SEAL? That probably took some doing, I bet.

No problem.......when you buy what you need by shopping at a military surplus store and your local pawn shop.
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Re: New name, same game: huge TiT whopper we missed
« Reply #16 on: October 25, 2013, 02:22:05 PM »
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Right before he was promoted to Admiral, I believe, yes.

Was that before or after he pulled a shotgun on the SecDef?
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Re: New name, same game: huge TiT whopper we missed
« Reply #17 on: October 25, 2013, 02:44:09 PM »
A question.

In a battle between Tom (and all he claims to be) and nadin (and all she claims to be) who would win?
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Re: New name, same game: huge TiT whopper we missed
« Reply #18 on: October 25, 2013, 02:46:13 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on October 25, 2013, 02:44:09 PM
A question.

In a battle between Tom (and all he claims to be) and nadin (and all she claims to be) who would win?
We would.  :-)
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Re: New name, same game: huge TiT whopper we missed
« Reply #19 on: October 25, 2013, 03:38:07 PM »
In a way it is very sad to watch a person (even a shitbag poser) slowly losing their mental faculties.  Tit is a shadow of his former self with not even a remote chance for the DOTY.  Pitiful.
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Re: New name, same game: huge TiT whopper we missed
« Reply #20 on: October 25, 2013, 03:58:00 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on October 25, 2013, 11:08:46 AM

My God, Tom, what is so horrible about your actual life that you have to keep making up new ones?


That list would be longer than gnads' resume.
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Re: New name, same game: huge TiT whopper we missed
« Reply #21 on: October 25, 2013, 05:29:54 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on October 25, 2013, 02:44:09 PM
A question.

In a battle between Tom (and all he claims to be) and nadin (and all she claims to be) who would win?
nadin would outsmart him.

Then he'd seduce her and kill her.

It would be a hell of a thread.
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Re: New name, same game: huge TiT whopper we missed
« Reply #22 on: October 25, 2013, 06:13:59 PM »
I tell you, TiT exploits in Vietnam were seared, seared into my memory. Wasn't this the same TiT who said he was a marine Sniper at the height of the Tet offensive?
maybe we should have him write an autobiography "TiT in Tet, a searing experience!" the forward could be written by John F Kerry.
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