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The literal butthurt primitive spins a job bouncy.
« on: January 05, 2013, 01:01:51 PM »
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18 months ago when I started this job my righty nutjob supervisor was a "proud tea party member".


 
Right now he is sitting in his office watching Rachel. I lured him in with last night's really cool war story.
He still considers himself conservative, but he is definitely no longer in the "nutjob" category.

This morning I think I convinced him that his semi-automatic rifle really isn't a deterrent which protects him from government tyranny, because a) it hasn't so far (FISA) and b.) the government has much more powerful weapons. (We work for a DoD contractor; we know better than most the capabilities of the hardware the government can bring to bear against a threat.)

Other co-workers are beginning to enjoy my Rush Limbaugh imitation. Whenever somebody brings up some right-wing talking point I mock it in a Rush voice complete with the compulsive shirt-tug

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022130826

 :whatever:

Do they really believe that watching some moonbat on the tee vee will convert teabaggers into DUmmies?

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11. My mom dated a full-on teabagger for a few months back in 2010

(She is a liberal Dem)

Whenever I would visit and he was there, we would inevitable get into an argument because he'd insist on making some political comment no matter what we were talking about. Always got heated and usually we'd end up screaming (no name-calling or anything...just got loud).

Anyway, one night after our argument he told me he still totally disagreed with me but that he respected that I stood up for my beliefs and that I made a good argument.

They weren't together long enough for me to actually do any "converting" but maybe I planted some kind of seed. (Ok, doubt it, but there's a remote possibility.)

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Re: The literal butthurt primitive spins a job bouncy.
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2013, 01:06:09 PM »
Even flat tires bounce more than that. Zero bongs.
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Re: The literal butthurt primitive spins a job bouncy.
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2013, 01:14:55 PM »
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18 months ago when I started this job
 

This guy's big on workplace bouncy tales:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x134524
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Re: The literal butthurt primitive spins a job bouncy.
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2013, 01:42:21 PM »
What is it with their uncontrollable urge to tell bouncies?
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Re: The literal butthurt primitive spins a job bouncy.
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2013, 01:56:06 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 05, 2013, 01:42:21 PM
What is it with their uncontrollable urge to tell bouncies?

Do not try to understand an irrational and demented mind BEG,it is hopeless.
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Re: The literal butthurt primitive spins a job bouncy.
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2013, 02:04:03 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 05, 2013, 01:42:21 PM
What is it with their uncontrollable urge to tell bouncies?
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20. Amusing DU stories are what I live for!!1!
I'm hoping for an opportunity like him saying something along the lines "damn feds won't help with my re-fi". That chance my not come, and trust me I am acutely aware of my need to be somewhat stealthy in these matters. I got users who trust me to be quiet about a lot more stuff than a political juxtaposition.

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Re: The literal butthurt primitive spins a job bouncy.
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2013, 03:40:32 PM »
Quote from: BEG on January 05, 2013, 01:42:21 PM
What is it with their uncontrollable urge to tell bouncies?

Spoiled children who need attention.  "Look at me, look at me, I'm important!"
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Re: The literal butthurt primitive spins a job bouncy.
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2013, 04:11:05 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on January 05, 2013, 03:40:32 PM
Spoiled children who need attention.  "Look at me, look at me, I'm important!"

That, and a need to be the biggest douchebag of the bunch.
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Re: The literal butthurt primitive spins a job bouncy.
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MindPilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore    Fri Jan-07-11 08:27 PM
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So I'm in a co-workers office today...of course he' a righty
   
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Young Conservatives' Reagan calendar on the wall, Internet shortcuts to Fox, WND, Drudge, etc. You get the picture. So I'm loading software and I have nothing to do but watch little blue bars roll across the screen. I happen to see some paperwork on the desk--mortgage statement, and a bunch of other papers relating to mortgage application. This guy has an interest-only loan for well over $300k and looking to get a "government-assisted" refi! Don't know for sure--damnit Jim I'm an IT guy not a PI guy!--but I strongly suspect he's upside down.

I hope at some point in the next few days to ask him why he needs GOVERNMENT HELP to buy a house? What happened to your personal responsibility? Bootstraps broke? Hmmm?

On edit: I should clarify...I don't think this qualifies as snooping since everything was out there right in the open; I didn't have to touch a single piece of paper or do anything but look. In fact it was kind of hard to NOT see.


Uh, how the hell does he know it is an interest-only loan from reading a mortgage statement (which mine does not disclose what kind of loan it is) and mortgage applications?   

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Re: The literal butthurt primitive spins a job bouncy.
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2013, 06:09:19 PM »
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...Other co-workers are beginning to enjoy my Rush Limbaugh imitation. Whenever somebody brings up some right-wing talking point I mock it in a Rush voice complete with the compulsive shirt-tug.

That Rodney Dangerfield, you F'N MORON!!!!   :bigbird:
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Re: The literal butthurt primitive spins a job bouncy.
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2013, 06:10:41 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on January 05, 2013, 06:09:19 PM
That Rodney Dangerfield, you F'N MORON!!!!   :bigbird:
DUmmies live in a world of make-believe.  This one doesn't know any better.
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Re: The literal butthurt primitive spins a job bouncy.
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2013, 06:17:44 PM »
Zero Bongs...

No conservative or tea party "member" (whatever that means)  would watch Rachel and all of the sudden change their ways...  If anything watching her is liking reading DU and just makes us more conservative and more understanding that liberalism is a mental disorder.
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Re: The literal butthurt primitive spins a job bouncy.
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2013, 06:18:27 PM »
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11. My mom dated a full-on teabagger for a few months back in 2010

(She is a liberal Dem)

Whenever I would visit and he was there, we would inevitable get into an argument because he'd I'd insist on making some political comment no matter what we were talking about. Always got heated and usually we'd I'd end up screaming (no name-calling or anything I called him lots of names until Mom asked me to leave...just got loud).

Anyway, one night after our argument he told me he still totally disagreed with me but that he respected that I stood up for my beliefs and that I made a good argument.  I screamed that he was brainwashed and mom told me to leave again

They weren't together long enough The guy figured out anybody that could raise some like me was a disaster waiting to happen and dumped her like a hot potato for me to actually do any "converting" but maybe I planted some kind of seed. (Ok, doubt it, but there's a remote possibility.)

Fixed that for ya, dummie.
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Re: The literal butthurt primitive spins a job bouncy.
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2013, 06:19:25 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on January 05, 2013, 06:10:41 PM
DUmmies live in a world of make-believe.  This one doesn't know any better.

They live in "another world", that's for sure.

I remember seeing a copy Algore's crockumentary "An Inconvenient Truth" in the store years ago, and the first thing I noticed was the "hurricane" on the cover was spinning in the wrong direction!   :lmao:

It's not just "this one", either.  EVERY ONE of them are like this! 

They're "special", don't ya know.   :shortbus:
« Last Edit: January 05, 2013, 06:26:21 PM by diesel driver »
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Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

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Re: The literal butthurt primitive spins a job bouncy.
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2013, 06:23:46 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on January 05, 2013, 06:19:25 PM
I remember seeing a copy Algore's crockumentary "An Inconvenient Truth" in the store years ago, and the first thing I noticed was the "hurricane" on the cover was spinning in the wrong direction!   :lmao:
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Re: The literal butthurt primitive spins a job bouncy.
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2013, 06:30:14 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on January 05, 2013, 03:40:32 PM
Spoiled children who need attention.  "Look at me, look at me, I'm important!"

Yep.  They require reaffirmation of their bestest, smartest, most scienti-est!!!111ElEveNty personal meme constantly;  like toddlers who, jump up and down in front of the TV screaming "I want ATTENTION, I want ATTENTION".

Since they don't get it in real life:  (D)U bouncies, custom tailored to an audience of bubble dwellers.  Reality Not Included.

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I remember seeing a copy Algore's crockumentary "An Inconvenient Truth" in the store years ago, and the first thing I noticed was the "hurricane" on the cover was spinning in the wrong direction!   
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Re: The literal butthurt primitive spins a job bouncy.
« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2013, 06:36:58 PM »
Quote from: Maxiest on January 05, 2013, 06:17:44 PM
Zero Bongs...

No conservative or tea party "member" (whatever that means)  would watch Rachel and all of the sudden change their ways... 

When I see that smug, snotty carpetmuncher it makes my skin crawl.
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Re: The literal butthurt primitive spins a job bouncy.
« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2013, 06:44:54 PM »
Oh please! Like a supervisor would listen to an idiot like this, or even talk politics at work. Supposedly the purpose of being there is to get work done. Small talk, sure, but in depth political talk like this? Not unless you're pretty good friends and not on company time.

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Re: The literal butthurt primitive spins a job bouncy.
« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2013, 11:08:11 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on January 05, 2013, 01:01:51 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022130826

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Do they really believe that watching some moonbat on the tee vee will convert teabaggers into DUmmies?



Yes they do. They literally believe that we only believe what we believe because somebody, most likely Rush Limbaugh, told us what to believe.
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Re: The literal butthurt primitive spins a job bouncy.
« Reply #19 on: January 06, 2013, 07:38:19 AM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on January 05, 2013, 11:08:11 PM
Yes they do. They literally believe that we only believe what we believe because somebody, most likely Rush Limbaugh, told us what to believe.

It's easy to see why. They believe anything a moron like Obullshitter tells them, hell they lap it up like mothers milk.
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Re: The literal butthurt primitive spins a job bouncy.
« Reply #20 on: January 06, 2013, 11:15:10 AM »
Quote from: BEG on January 05, 2013, 01:42:21 PM
What is it with their uncontrollable urge to tell bouncies?

They live in a world of failure, and they get a lift from the vicarious experience of success these BS tales give them.  Just storytellers with an audience.
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Re: The literal butthurt primitive spins a job bouncy.
« Reply #21 on: January 06, 2013, 11:28:25 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on January 06, 2013, 11:15:10 AM
They live in a world of failure, and they get a lift from the vicarious experience of success these BS tales give them.  Just storytellers with an audience.

First they claim we're stupid because we uncritically accept Fox News but then they high-5 each other after uncritically accepting a BS story about someone converting after uncritically accepting what Maddow spews.

If someone can be so easily swayed I wouldn't want them on my side.

Ditto those so willingly self-deluded. (stupid auto-spell)
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