Author Topic: Anticipation over the election giving DUmmy PCIntern a "giant ****ing headache"  (Read 414 times)

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Offline Tess Anderson

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He's high-strung by nature:

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Mon Nov 5, 2012, 04:58 PM
 PCIntern (13,305 posts)

I...HAVE...A...GIANT...****ING...HEADACHE!!!!!!
I'm having trouble concentrating and breathing: my respiration is so shallow that I periodically yawn, not because I'm tired, but from lack of oxygen. The pit of my stomach feels like it did when I had a piano recital to play and had not practiced nearly enough. I feel as though I'm going to shake uncontrollably and possibly puke at any minute. I just want to go to sleep and awaken at 11:00 PM tomorrow night to the 'dulcet tones' of Brian Williams/Wolf Blitzer/Tweety exclaiming that Barack Hussein Obama is once again elected to the high office of President of the United States of America.

Jeez...how long is the next 30 hours going to take?10 
 


maybe Casey will lose too
 PANIC ATTACK!!!

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He's high-strung by nature:


maybe Casey will lose too
 PANIC ATTACK!!!


Oh yeah -- double prizes!!!!
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Jeez...how long is the next 30 hours going to take?

Look janitor, don't think of it as 30 hours.  Think of it as 3.75 office cleanings.

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If your candidate is so bad that you're suffering physical discomfort, maybe that should tell you something.

Personally, I feel like a kid the night before Christmas.
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Yet this clown wants people to believe he can to the delicate work of dentistry.  ::)

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If your candidate is so bad that you're suffering physical discomfort, maybe that should tell you something.

That was my first thought - ProctologyIntern may be in complete denial on the surface, but his subconscious knows that the story he keeps telling himself about The One's easy victory is a fairy tale. 

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Personally, I feel like a kid the night before Christmas.

Me too.

And there's the sense that I should've put out a Las Vegas Leviathan-sized sock, rather than my own size 10.5, because it looks to be overflowing.
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'High-strung?'  Dear Tess, you do have a gift for the wry understatement.

 :lmao:

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..aside..

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This is all I could think about after reading PCI's post above. 

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If only it were 30 business hours.
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You know for a group of people who are certain dear leader will be reelected they seem awfully skiddish.

Perhaps the dental office janitor, errr.. custodian over medicated himself this morning and is just experiencing side effects.
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Less than 24 hours to go until the first polls close  :yahoo: