Yeah, that Satin is one mean bitch, and don't EVEN think about stiffing her on a tip!
If someone wants to bring me back from the dead, trust me I am completely okay with it.
And about the "tip stiffing incident", the truth is I wasn't actually stiffed.
My ex-husband had come in causing trouble. As my sister was marching him out the door by the shirt collar, a guy asked "What did he do?"
My aunt, being the joker that she is, announced to everyone in the cafe that he had failed to tip me.
After which the guy tipped me ten bucks.
Love Satin