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Offline CC27

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What the **** is the woman card?
« on: November 13, 2015, 02:12:44 PM »
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Star Member malaise (134,621 posts)

What the **** is the woman card?


I've never heard anyone describe the man card - enough of that crap already.

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9. Lol, you know malaise is deadly serious when she spells "****" instead of "fugg"! In answer to your

question, I have no idea what the woman card is. But it seems that card-pulling is always done by someone other than racist/bigoted white men, as if white men are the center of the universe. And it seems it's white men that always seem to be calling out the card players.

All the cards have been pulled by the DUmmies. Racist, man, woman, bush, and etc.

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Re: What the **** is the woman card?
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2015, 02:17:10 PM »
Example of race card:  "You don't like Obama because he's black!"

Example of woman card:  "You don't like Hillary because she's a woman!"

That's about as simple as it gets, so the malaise primitive still won't get it. But, no one's ever claimed that Jamaicans are bright.

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Re: What the **** is the woman card?
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2015, 02:19:23 PM »
Stupid twats, those DUmmies.

The "man card" is a guy's proof of membership in the Brotherhood of Men. The "woman card" is the female version. They may be revoked for cause.

Of course, DUmbshits would have no idea, because there are no real men or real women on Skins' Island.
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Re: What the **** is the woman card?
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2015, 04:56:34 PM »
Screw that. What's a V-Card?
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Re: What the **** is the woman card?
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2015, 05:49:59 PM »
Quote from: tanstaafl on November 13, 2015, 04:56:34 PM
Screw that. What's a V-Card?
It's hairy and smells like old fish.
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Re: What the **** is the woman card?
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2015, 09:35:47 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on November 13, 2015, 05:49:59 PM
It's hairy and smells like old fish.

 :lol: :lol:

OK Chris... that one had me spitting beer on my monitor!  H5 for that!
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Re: What the **** is the woman card?
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2015, 10:40:18 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on November 13, 2015, 05:49:59 PM
It's hairy and smells like old fish.
I pottied in my pants just a tiny bit.  :lmao:  :rotf:
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Re: What the **** is the woman card?
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2015, 11:39:42 PM »
The woman card is the queen. Have these people never played poker before?

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Re: What the **** is the woman card?
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2015, 12:45:55 AM »
Ok, nobody sent me a card. Do I have the wrong address registered?
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Re: What the **** is the woman card?
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2015, 06:26:03 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on November 13, 2015, 11:39:42 PM
The woman card is the queen. Have these people never played poker before?

Cindie

Gee, always called that card 'the mop squeezer'.
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Re: What the **** is the woman card?
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2015, 04:10:06 PM »
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9. Lol, you know malaise is deadly serious when she spells "****" instead of "fugg"! In answer to your

question, I have no idea what the woman card is. But it seems that card-pulling is always done by someone other than racist/bigoted white men, as if white men are the center of the universe. And it seems it's white men that always seem to be calling out the card players.

No, you stupid twat (Regardless of what your biology or mental aberration may tell you), it's exactly what you and the other stupid twats mean when you start hysterically shrieking about 'Male privilege' or 'White privilege.'  We could call it 'Female privilege' or 'Victim privilege' or 'Minority privilege,' but we think the whole 'Privilege' thing is an artifact of a system of thought that helps you avoid dealing with reality, and that approach is not our thing.
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Re: What the **** is the woman card?
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2015, 10:13:33 PM »
Quote from: njpines on November 14, 2015, 12:45:55 AM
Ok, nobody sent me a card. Do I have the wrong address registered?

Yep. Such things are not sent to folks living in the state of reality.

Edit: Added an omitted word.
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Re: What the **** is the woman card?
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2015, 01:05:42 PM »
The Man card is male privilege.

The Woman card trumps the Male card, but is trumped by the Faggot card, the Black card, the Brown card, and possibly the Yellow card.

It's best to rise to the challenge and go above mere privilege cards, which is why I identify as an omnisexual trans-rhinoceros. 

The only thing about it is that I can still offend myself some days.  The other day I looked in the mirror and fat-shamed myself.  No one should be able to judge me for my size- that includes myself. 


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Re: What the **** is the woman card?
« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2015, 08:31:25 AM »
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What the **** is the woman card?
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Re: What the **** is the woman card?
« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2015, 03:45:10 PM »
Quote from: SVPete on November 14, 2015, 10:13:33 PM
Yep. Such things are not sent to folks living in the state of reality.


I can play gin rummy or hearts; does that count as cards?
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Re: What the **** is the woman card?
« Reply #15 on: November 18, 2015, 03:20:57 PM »
Quote from: tanstaafl on November 14, 2015, 06:26:03 AM
Gee, always called that card 'the mop squeezer'.

I dated her sister once.

OK, twice.
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Re: What the **** is the woman card?
« Reply #16 on: November 18, 2015, 04:13:29 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on November 13, 2015, 11:39:42 PM
The woman card is the queen. Have these people never played poker before?

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The obozo card is the Joker.
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