Fair lie. Should have added related & retarded.
Actually, that wasn't a lie. It is a small hick town in northern Pa. In fact, she is one of the few in the town who has all of her teeth. I'm not sure if it is the water or what, but most people there lost not all, but most of their teeth. The town is in the middle of nowhere. It has one main street with two stop lights, and on that main street it has two pizza parlors, a gas station/convenient store, three churches, and four bars. The town even has a radio station that plays the most god awful selection of music I have ever heard. It is also an hour north or south to get to anything worthy of going to. One way is the New York border and the other way is around I80. I used to call them all mountain people. And the funny thing is that our local PBS station did a show on here two weeks ago.