Washington D.C., 30 Aug, 2008 - Already the electoral world has been rocked by the contention between whether the democrats should field a minority candidate or a female candidate as to which sacred cow would be exalted first. When primary voters told Hillary Clinton (D-NY) she would not be their cow this election cycle the deep seated tensions betwen the opposing camps simmered well into the DNC.
Next came the thunder stealing announcement that John McCain (R-AZ) had chosen Gov. Sarah Palin (R-MILF) to be his running mate; a sentiment shared by millions of American males. One is left to wonder if Mrs. Clinton has any thunder left in her thighs to reclaim her bid for the White House should B. Hussein Obama (D-IL) fail to capture the presidency.
But a deeper issue looms for those concerned over women's issues, particuarly among the demographic-sensitivity-averse ranks of the GOP, namely: who are the hotter babes: the Bush twins or the Palin wimmenz.
To be certain the Bush family is eager to preserve its legacy in its waning days but how much support can it be expected to muster for snow mobile-racing, moose-hunting Alaskan tomboys?
GOP strategists were quick to respond.
"I think we have to admit that a GOP presidency hsan't offered women as many positions on their staff as--say--the former Clinton administration," noted McCain's chief-of-staff. "We tend to focus on other things, like education and accomplishments."
In a campaign climate sure to focus the consequences of unwanted pregnancies it's hard to imagine why the republicans would not focus on who has the hawtest daughters. Only time will judge the prudence of their prudence.
