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Title: Obama gets busted lip, stitches in basketball game
Post by: thundley4 on November 26, 2010, 01:45:15 PM
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President Barack Obama received 12 stitches Friday after being inadvertently hit with an opposing player's elbow in the lip while playing basketball with friends and family, according to White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs.

The stitches were administered by the White House Medical Unit.

The medical procedure was done in the doctor's office located on the ground floor of the White House.
CNN (http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/11/26/obama-gets-busted-lip-stitches-in-basketball-game/)
 :cheersmate: to the unnamed player who did what so many want to do.


(http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2010/images/11/26/c1main.obama.basketball.afp.jpg)
Title: Re: Obama gets busted lip, stitches in basketball game
Post by: Lacarnut on November 26, 2010, 01:58:34 PM
He needs to play with midgets next time.  :yahoo: :lmao:
Title: Re: Obama gets busted lip, stitches in basketball game
Post by: Carl on November 26, 2010, 02:02:35 PM
With what is going on in North Korea and the clown has to take a morning to play basketball?
Now I know he can be acessed anytime but imagine if President Bush was as detached.

It gives a lot of credence to reports about how lazy and only interested in sports O is.
Title: Re: Obama gets busted lip, stitches in basketball game
Post by: cavegal on November 26, 2010, 02:14:49 PM
Was this procedure absolutely necessary and reviewed by a health panel first ?
Title: Re: Obama gets busted lip, stitches in basketball game
Post by: Attero Dominatus on November 26, 2010, 02:36:56 PM
Was this procedure absolutely necessary and reviewed by a health panel first ?

If only! The politicians who forced the healthbill upon us deserve to get the same level of care. Sadly, health panels and rationing are only for us subjects.
Title: Re: Obama gets busted lip, stitches in basketball game
Post by: thundley4 on November 26, 2010, 02:45:36 PM
If only! The politicians who forced the healthbill upon us deserve to get the same level of care. Sadly, health panels and rationing are only for us subjects.

Yep. We'd have been told to go home and put some ice on it.  Aw hell, that's what I would have done anyway, instead of going to a doctor. Obama's a wuss.
Title: Re: Obama gets busted lip, stitches in basketball game
Post by: RightCoast on November 26, 2010, 03:00:34 PM
He needs to play with midgets next time.  :yahoo: :lmao:


Don't worry, he will...
Title: Re: Obama gets busted lip, stitches in basketball game
Post by: Eupher on November 26, 2010, 03:18:49 PM
Yep. We'd have been told to go home and put some ice on it.  Aw hell, that's what I would have done anyway, instead of going to a doctor. Obama's a wuss.

I dunno - 12 stitches doesn't sound like a paper cut to me.

You know, guys, this kind of thing - badmouthing Obama because he got an elbow in the chops - is a cheap shot. There are plenty of other things to bash him about, but this one isn't one of them.

Bring on the bitchslaps - I don't give a ****.
Title: Re: Obama gets busted lip, stitches in basketball game
Post by: Evil_Conservative on November 26, 2010, 03:22:21 PM
I dunno - 12 stitches doesn't sound like a paper cut to me.

You know, guys, this kind of thing - badmouthing Obama because he got an elbow in the chops - is a cheap shot. There are plenty of other things to bash him about, but this one isn't one of them.

Bring on the bitchslaps - I don't give a ****.

I won't BS you.  I'm nice.

It's not like getting elbowed in the lip is going to kill him. 
Title: Re: Obama gets busted lip, stitches in basketball game
Post by: thundley4 on November 26, 2010, 03:24:15 PM
I dunno - 12 stitches doesn't sound like a paper cut to me.

You know, guys, this kind of thing - badmouthing Obama because he got an elbow in the chops - is a cheap shot. There are plenty of other things to bash him about, but this one isn't one of them.

Bring on the bitchslaps - I don't give a ****.

They used what they called "micro stitches" or something. Their very small stitches that are used to prevent scarring, that would explain why 12 were needed.
Title: Re: Obama gets busted lip, stitches in basketball game
Post by: Eupher on November 26, 2010, 03:26:02 PM
I won't BS you.  I'm nice.

It's not like getting elbowed in the lip is going to kill him. 

That's true, but everybody knows that the president lives in a fishbowl. He farts, everybody knows it.

Now, I'll say in my next breath that when he smokes, nobody seems to know ANYTHING about that - which means the WH press corps covers that kind of shit up. THAT stuff IS newsworthy - not if he got busted in the chops while playing basketball.

And oh, btw - the president needs his exercise too. Every prez since probably FDR scheduled it right along with LBJ's conferences in the presidential bathroom.
Title: Re: Obama gets busted lip, stitches in basketball game
Post by: Evil_Conservative on November 26, 2010, 03:28:24 PM
That's true, but everybody knows that the president lives in a fishbowl. He farts, everybody knows it.

Now, I'll say in my next breath that when he smokes, nobody seems to know ANYTHING about that - which means the WH press corps covers that kind of shit up. THAT stuff IS newsworthy - not if he got busted in the chops while playing basketball.

And oh, btw - the president needs his exercise too. Every prez since probably FDR scheduled it right along with LBJ's conferences in the presidential bathroom.

I agree.

I don't really care if the guy was busted in the lip.  It isn't newsworthy material, considering there is so many more things the media should be covering on the Obama administration. 

It's like going on the TMZ website and seeing some of the stories there.  "Britney Spears goes out shopping."  Okay... who gives a rats ass?
Title: Re: Obama gets busted lip, stitches in basketball game
Post by: thundley4 on November 26, 2010, 03:43:46 PM
I agree.

I don't really care if the guy was busted in the lip.  It isn't newsworthy material, considering there is so many more things the media should be covering on the Obama administration. 

It's like going on the TMZ website and seeing some of the stories there.  "Britney Spears goes out shopping."  Okay... who gives a rats ass?

OMG, she did !! When? Was there pictures?   :-)
Title: Re: Obama gets busted lip, stitches in basketball game
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 26, 2010, 03:46:10 PM
If Obama loves basketball and golf so much, why don't he join the NBA and/or PGA. I mean they do have 40 something players I think.
Title: Re: Obama gets busted lip, stitches in basketball game
Post by: thundley4 on November 26, 2010, 03:47:12 PM
A couple of funnies from the DUmmies about this.

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Ian David   (1000+ posts)             Fri Nov-26-10 03:28 PM
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4. BREAKING: Dick Cheney makes Obama apologize for bleeding on his elbow. n/t   
   
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag   (1000+ posts)             Fri Nov-26-10 03:30 PM
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5. Ow! Will his next speech start with...   
   
Edited on Fri Nov-26-10 03:30 PM by Commie Pinko Dirtbag
"Eye hellow awericans..."
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9634516


If Obama loves basketball and golf so much, why don't he join the NBA and/or PGA.

Too white for one, too black for the other?

Title: Re: Obama gets busted lip, stitches in basketball game
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 26, 2010, 03:53:30 PM
A couple of funnies from the DUmmies about this.
 http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9634516


Too white for one, too black for the other?



White NBA Player=Larry Bird
Black PGA Plauer=Tiger Woods
Title: Re: Obama gets busted lip, stitches in basketball game
Post by: rich_t on November 26, 2010, 03:59:28 PM
I wonder if the Wookie gave him a smack down and they are just using the BB game as a cover story?

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Obama gets busted lip, stitches in basketball game
Post by: thundley4 on November 26, 2010, 04:00:27 PM
White NBA Player=Larry Bird
Black PGA Plauer=Tiger Woods

Larry Byrd - long time retired.

Tiger Woods - does not claim to be black, but to be of a very large mix.
Title: Re: Obama gets busted lip, stitches in basketball game
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 26, 2010, 04:02:52 PM
Larry Byrd - long time retired.

Tiger Woods - does not claim to be black, but to be of a very large mix.

True, but they were very talented in their sports. Byrd made the Celtics a dynasty team. Woods looks Black despite being mixed race.
Title: Re: Obama gets busted lip, stitches in basketball game
Post by: cavegal on November 26, 2010, 05:10:30 PM
I was right he was worried about a scar  
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The pool adds: "The medical unit that treated Obama used a smaller filament than typically used, which increases the number of stitches but makes a tighter stitch and results in a smaller scar. Obama was given a local anesthetic while receiving the stitches."
it also says it was the 5th of 5 games.. good to know nothing else is going on in the WORLD, so he can play ball. :bird:

edit spelling
Title: Re: Obama gets busted lip, stitches in basketball game
Post by: Lacarnut on November 26, 2010, 06:20:58 PM
I wonder if the Wookie gave him a smack down and they are just using the BB game as a cover story?

 :rotf:

She could kick his candy ass in a New York second.
Title: OH NOES! Obama takes elbow to face, gets 12 stitches in lip!
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 26, 2010, 06:58:20 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101126/ap_on_go_pr_wh/us_obama
Obama gets 12 stitches after errant elbow to mouth
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WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama needed 12 stitches in his upper lip after taking an errant elbow during a pickup basketball game Friday morning with family and friends visiting for the Thanksgiving holiday, the White House said.
for more, click on the link.
Title: Re: OH NOES! Obama takes elbow to face, gets 12 stitches in lip!
Post by: Thor on November 26, 2010, 07:02:09 PM
Dupe......

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,51873.0.html
Title: Re: OH NOES! Obama takes elbow to face, gets 12 stitches in lip!
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 26, 2010, 07:23:48 PM
Dupe......

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,51873.0.html
Yes it was, but it deserved a double post!
You know, guys, this kind of thing - badmouthing Obama because he got an elbow in the chops - is a cheap shot. There are plenty of other things to bash him about, but this one isn't one of them.

Bring on the bitchslaps - I don't give a ****.
After 8 years of Bush bashing, and outright character assassinations of Bush AND Palin, I have no freaking sympathy for the guy.

I certainly don't respect him. He hires 37 czars to govern for him (a job he is supposed to do!). A trio of bitty hens (his wife, mother in law, and a female adviser) make presidential decisions. And obama takes Chopper one to a military base to play basketball. He's golfed more that the previous THREE presidents combined. He spent the entire summer on various vacations. He wasted 10 days on the most expensive foreign trip in US history.

Obama does NOT want to be president. He certainly doesn't work at his job.

As for the whine about a cheap shot: too freaking bad. Obama isn't man enough to get my respect. He's a girly man. a woosie. a metro sexual. a pansy. But he's not a man.

and the bitch slap? Well, we aim to please.
Title: Re: OH NOES! Obama takes elbow to face, gets 12 stitches in lip!
Post by: Eupher on November 26, 2010, 10:07:15 PM
Yes it was, but it deserved a double post!After 8 years of Bush bashing, and outright character assassinations of Bush AND Palin, I have no freaking sympathy for the guy.

I certainly don't respect him. He hires 37 czars to govern for him (a job he is supposed to do!). A trio of bitty hens (his wife, mother in law, and a female adviser) make presidential decisions. And obama takes Chopper one to a military base to play basketball. He's golfed more that the previous THREE presidents combined. He spent the entire summer on various vacations. He wasted 10 days on the most expensive foreign trip in US history.

Obama does NOT want to be president. He certainly doesn't work at his job.

As for the whine about a cheap shot: too freaking bad. Obama isn't man enough to get my respect. He's a girly man. a woosie. a metro sexual. a pansy. But he's not a man.

and the bitch slap? Well, we aim to please.

 :rotf: :lmao:

Get it all out of your system?

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Obama gets busted lip, stitches in basketball game
Post by: Thor on November 26, 2010, 10:14:25 PM
BS...... just because you asked for it......  :fuelfire:   :-) :rotf:
Title: Re: Obama gets busted lip, stitches in basketball game
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 26, 2010, 10:20:21 PM
I hear that
Title: Re: Obama gets busted lip, stitches in basketball game
Post by: Eupher on November 26, 2010, 10:26:00 PM
BS...... just because you asked for it......  :fuelfire:   :-) :rotf:

 :-)
Title: Re: Obama gets busted lip, stitches in basketball game
Post by: JLO on November 26, 2010, 10:32:23 PM

Don't worry, he will...

With the ones w/flat heads? :o
Title: Re: OH NOES! Obama takes elbow to face, gets 12 stitches in lip!
Post by: Mr Mannn on November 27, 2010, 06:58:38 AM
:rotf: :lmao:

Get it all out of your system?

 :rotf:
Yeah, I felt a LOT better after that rant.
Title: Re: OH NOES! Obama takes elbow to face, gets 12 stitches in lip!
Post by: true_blood on November 27, 2010, 01:29:18 PM
Yeah, I felt a LOT better after that rant.
I gave you a H5 for that post.
How accurate it was.
Title: Re: Obama gets busted lip, stitches in basketball game
Post by: seabelle on November 27, 2010, 08:02:50 PM
The Boy King is fine....

http://www.daylife.com/photo/0cnt2x811I3fL?q=obama+howard+basketball
Title: Re: Obama gets busted lip, stitches in basketball game
Post by: Chris_ on November 28, 2010, 12:38:26 AM
In five and a half years of karate, sparring at least once a week, and going HARD, you know how many people have needed 1 stitch, let alone twelve?



ZERO.
Title: Re: Obama gets busted lip, stitches in basketball game
Post by: cavegal on November 29, 2010, 02:14:48 PM
(http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/019L0Hd2g94bt/610x.jpg) Photo of said lip... any medical folks around here? Does that look like a elbow wound? Why stitches? Could the bleeding not have stopped other wise? Yes vanity I am sure played a lot with this guy. Just asking anyone know?
Title: Re: Obama gets busted lip, stitches in basketball game
Post by: cavegal on November 29, 2010, 02:21:33 PM
Stitched up, Obama says he's 'OK'

http://www.politico.com/politico44/perm/1110/lip_service_ac6ce9ef-c62b-47e2-96f3-47b46faeb45a.html

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“For those of you who are worried about my lip, I should be OK,” Obama said before proposing a pay freeze for federal workers.

Obama said he’s going to keep playing basketball when he can, and he joked that Washington is a town of “sharp elbows” but that “it's getting a little carried away.”
Hey tough guy do you realize 6 more of our Military where killed today?  :bird: What a  :censored:
Title: Re: Obama gets busted lip, stitches in basketball game
Post by: Wineslob on November 29, 2010, 02:24:05 PM
I wanna H5 the SOB that punched him.
Title: Re: Obama gets busted lip, stitches in basketball game
Post by: docstew on November 29, 2010, 07:03:30 PM
(http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/019L0Hd2g94bt/610x.jpg) Photo of said lip... any medical folks around here? Does that look like a elbow wound? Why stitches? Could the bleeding not have stopped other wise? Yes vanity I am sure played a lot with this guy. Just asking anyone know?

As it's not a straight laceration, it definitely would require more sutures than would otherwise be necessary for a lac of that size.  Also, the crooked nature of the lac leads me to believe that it was a compression lac (caused by a compressive force splitting the tissue open over the hard bone), which could easily be caused by an elbow.  0bama is lucky that the edges approximated well with each other, which will reduce scarring; they usually don't look that neat from a compression lac.
Title: Re: Obama gets busted lip, stitches in basketball game
Post by: true_blood on November 29, 2010, 07:34:29 PM
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“For those of you who are worried about my lip, I should be OK,” Obama said before proposing a pay freeze for federal workers.   (I wasn't worried or gave a shit about your lip.)

Obama said he’s going to keep playing basketball when he can,   (that is, in between the vacations and golf outings.)
Title: Re: Obama gets busted lip, stitches in basketball game
Post by: Evil_Conservative on November 29, 2010, 08:12:00 PM
“For those of you who are worried about my lip, I should be OK,” Obama said before proposing a pay freeze for federal workers.   (I wasn't worried or gave a shit about your lip.)

Obama said he’s going to keep playing basketball when he can,   (that is, in between the vacations and golf outings.)

In fact, I'm going to go and play some more ball once I finish freezing your pay.