A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Tourist: $5
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Roasted Democrat: $100.00
The cannibal called the cook over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Democrats?'
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?