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Title: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: Freeper on January 15, 2011, 09:52:37 PM
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salinen (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sat Jan-15-11 12:27 AM
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Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
   
They are unwilling to back down from the violent rhetoric and the violence it has created. You know why? They want more violence. This is exactly what they've been advocating, and we've been fearing for a long time. The Becks, Palins, Limbaughs, Savages, Coulters, Hannitys, O'reillys, Ingrahams have been begging for this to happen. They couldn't be more pleased, don't doubt your own ears. And now they are really kicking up the hate. Nobody is going to stop them.

This is the beginning of a new phase for them. They're not interested in anything but what they want, and it doesn't matter how it happens. To them this is war, and we are the enemy.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x205030

Yep everyday I hear beck begging people to go out and shoot democrats.  :mental:

The stupid is strong at DU.

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Webster Green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sat Jan-15-11 04:10 AM
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6. They aren't conservative. There's nothing conservative about them.
   
They are hate-filled, radical fascist assholes. I'm looking forward to the coming civil war with them.

Arm yourselves. We will need to defend ourselves from them.

And we are the violent ones.

Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: compaqxp on January 15, 2011, 09:56:34 PM
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Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s

I knew you guys were scary, I did not know you were also vampires.  :tongue:
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: BEG on January 15, 2011, 09:59:04 PM
I knew you guys were scary, I did not know you were also vampires.  :tongue:

I vant to suck your blood......
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: true_blood on January 15, 2011, 10:09:00 PM
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Webster Green Donating Member (1000+ posts)   Sat Jan-15-11 04:10 AM
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6. They aren't conservative. There's nothing conservative about them. They are hate-filled, radical fascist assholes. I'm looking forward to the coming civil war with them.
Arm yourselves. We will need to defend ourselves from them.
Wow. Good thing none of that "vitriol" comes from the left, huh?! ::) ::)
Try doing your homework before looking even more idiotic.
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: delilahmused on January 15, 2011, 10:39:56 PM
Be afraid...be very afraid!

Cindie
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: Evil_Conservative on January 15, 2011, 11:15:20 PM
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I'm looking forward to the coming civil war with them.

Well, to win (or at least TRY to win), you would have to sign off of DU.
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 15, 2011, 11:18:53 PM
I knew you guys were scary, I did not know you were also vampires.  :tongue:

I thought we were all Rush Zombies. Now you are telling me we are vampires?

Well just damn!!!

Now I got to go out and buy a coffin and a cape. You know how much that stuff costs?  I can't even go out in daylight now either! Not to mention the fangs. You ever tried to find a dentist that will work on fangs? At night? For minimum wage?

Just damn!!!

What am I going to do with all my Rush Zombies outfits? Goodwill won't take them. No self respecting welfare parasite would be caught dead in them.

Just damn!!!

You know all this shit costs money, don't you? I guess I am gonna have to fire several of my minimum wage slave labor peons now. After I suck their blood of course.

 :argh: :argh: :argh:
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: AprilRazz on January 15, 2011, 11:19:28 PM
I knew you guys were scary, I did not know you were also vampires.  :tongue:
It's the new VRWC vampire corps. We are playing up that whole Twilight movie thing and it got us a ton of new recruits for it.
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: Celtic Rose on January 15, 2011, 11:22:52 PM
It's the new VRWC vampire corps. We are playing up that whole Twilight movie thing and it got us a ton of new recruits for it.

Can I be a True Blood vampire?  I don't really want to sparkle all the time.
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: BattleHymn on January 15, 2011, 11:36:45 PM
Holy crap, I've nearly got a bingo right off the bat, on those first two posts alone:
(http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s233/ignitethefire65/liberalreactionbingo.jpg)
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 15, 2011, 11:57:35 PM
Holy crap, I've nearly got a bingo right off the bat, on those first two posts alone:
(http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s233/ignitethefire65/liberalreactionbingo.jpg)


 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 16, 2011, 12:26:05 AM
Civil war?  Again?  *Yawn*
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: dandi on January 16, 2011, 12:49:24 AM
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salinen (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sat Jan-15-11 12:27 AM
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Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s

Damn Skippy. Better check your closet tonight and under your bed, I might be there.
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: DefiantSix on January 16, 2011, 12:56:50 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x205030

Yep everyday I hear beck begging people people beggin' to go out and shoot democrats.  :mental:

Not from me ya wouldn't.  That would be considered a "warning" in my book.   :-)  :fuelfire:

Trouble is: most DUmbshits don't even give you the satisfaction of a look of surprise when you pop out of the bushes like some pirate, or a ninja, or some pirate-ninja or somethin'.  They just look stupid at you, like just another dumb DUmb steer chewing it's cud as it's loaded into the slaughter house.

It's gotta be the drugs.  The head meds gotta slow their 'surprise' reflexes all to hell... :confused: [/blood-thirsty conservative mode]
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: catsmtrods on January 16, 2011, 01:19:43 AM
Vampires with guns! You don't stand a chance!(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hFkODRs3IZ4/S0pKtdGvr2I/AAAAAAAAAQA/BoVvHvnPiQ8/s320/BloodRayne2+-+Billy.jpg)
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: diesel driver on January 16, 2011, 01:37:59 AM
I knew you guys were scary, I did not know you were also vampires.  :tongue:

http://www.lyrics.com/maneater-lyrics-hall-oates.html
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: Zathras on January 16, 2011, 04:50:36 AM
I knew you guys were scary, I did not know you were also vampires.  :tongue:

I am not a vampire....I'm a werewolf. :-)
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: AprilRazz on January 16, 2011, 08:39:53 AM
Can I be a True Blood vampire?  I don't really want to sparkle all the time.
We are looking for someone to lead that unit. ;)

We tried with zombies but realized that we didn't need real ones. Our studies showed that someone just looking at a DUmmy and saying "Arg, I'm a zombie" was sufficient in getting a urinary response.
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: NHSparky on January 16, 2011, 08:42:37 AM
I am not a vampire....I'm a werewolf. :-)

Any mention of Twilight will guarantee bitchslaps for everyone in the thread.  NO SPARKLIES!!!!!
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: compaqxp on January 16, 2011, 08:46:02 AM
Any mention of Twilight will guarantee bitchslaps for everyone in the thread.  NO SPARKLIES!!!!!

Vampires that sparkle are gay  :whatever:
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: AprilRazz on January 16, 2011, 08:48:56 AM
Any mention of Twilight will guarantee bitchslaps for everyone in the thread.  NO SPARKLIES!!!!!
Hey now it is just a recruiting tool. Once we get them we knock the sparkle right off them.


WTF is this sparkle stuff? Never saw the movie.
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 16, 2011, 09:00:13 AM
How do you expect me to make a Bloody Mary without some blood?
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: NHSparky on January 16, 2011, 09:05:07 AM
Hey now it is just a recruiting tool. Once we get them we knock the sparkle right off them.


WTF is this sparkle stuff? Never saw the movie.

Neither did I--I still have my man card.

(http://www.phoenixrealestateguy.com/BlogImages/mancard2.jpg)
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 16, 2011, 09:11:40 AM
Neither did I--I still have my man card.

(http://www.phoenixrealestateguy.com/BlogImages/mancard2.jpg)

"wearing speedo's"....now we know what's wrong with Europe.
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: compaqxp on January 16, 2011, 09:12:30 AM
Neither did I--I still have my man card.

(http://www.phoenixrealestateguy.com/BlogImages/mancard2.jpg)

I lost mine several years ago.
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: diesel driver on January 16, 2011, 09:17:46 AM
I lost mine several years ago.

It shows.
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: compaqxp on January 16, 2011, 09:22:32 AM
It shows.

I do my best to hide it.
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: diesel driver on January 16, 2011, 09:26:13 AM
"wearing speedo's"....now we know what's wrong with Europe.

IF I could wear a speedo, it would look like a woolly mammoth wearing an innertube.   :rimshot:
Bigfoot in a rubber band.
You get the picture.  It wouldn't be pretty, and could possibly cause physical and psychological damage to whoever witnessed it.
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: Zathras on January 16, 2011, 10:33:37 AM
Any mention of Twilight will guarantee bitchslaps for everyone in the thread.  NO SPARKLIES!!!!!

I was thinking more "Underworld" than that piece of crap "Twilight"
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 16, 2011, 11:17:27 AM
Back to the OP--We may be scary, evil bloodthirsty ****s, but we have cookies.  Chocolate chip, even.
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: jukin on January 16, 2011, 11:35:10 AM
The sales of Depends Adult Diapers would go through the roof if the mean evil right ever lived up to our reputation.
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: Freeper on January 16, 2011, 12:14:21 PM
Back to the OP--We may be scary, evil bloodthirsty ****s, but we have cookies.  Chocolate chip, even.

The cookies are made with extra sugar, extra salt, and oozing with trans fats.
They are illegal in NYC.  :-)
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: Evil_Conservative on January 16, 2011, 01:47:41 PM
The cookies are made with extra sugar, extra salt, and oozing with trans fats.
They are illegal in NYC.  :-)

And I make some bad ass sugar cookies... with homemade frosting.  They are soo goood... you will go into a sugar coma.  That's how I will defeat any enemies that come around here.
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: Freeper on January 16, 2011, 01:49:40 PM
And I make some bad ass sugar cookies... with homemade frosting.  They are soo goood... you will go into a sugar coma.  That's how I will defeat any enemies that come around here.

Kill em with kindness?  :-)
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 16, 2011, 01:54:53 PM
Kill em with kindness?  :-)

One lefty's "kindness" is one conservative's "plaque machine."
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: DefiantSix on January 16, 2011, 02:22:35 PM
The sales of Depends Adult Diapers would go through the roof if the mean evil right ever lived up to our reputation.

You shoulda seen the leftist's jaw hit the floor when he tried to stop a debate I was winning by calling me a "racist", and I responded with, "Yeah?  So?!?"  (I did then go on to demand that now that he had resorted to name calling, would he please either address or concede the point which I'd hit him with.  He stomped/sashayed off in a huff, and I did my best not to laugh as he did so.)
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: Red October on January 16, 2011, 02:27:57 PM
You shoulda seen the leftist's jaw hit the floor when he tried to stop a debate I was winning by calling me a "racist", and I responded with, "Yeah?  So?!?"  (I did then go on to demand that now that he had resorted to name calling, would he please either address or concede the point which I'd hit him with.  He stomped/sashayed off in a huff, and I did my best not to laugh as he did so.)

(http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq39/Red_October77/racecard11.jpg?t=1295209859)
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: Airwolf on January 16, 2011, 04:49:25 PM
The cookies are made with extra sugar, extra salt, and oozing with trans fats.
They are illegal in NYC.  :-)

In California they have a 15 day waiting period for them.
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: Airwolf on January 16, 2011, 04:51:40 PM
If there is any kind of vampires in the VRWC it had better be someone like this.

(http://images.wikia.com/marveldatabase/images/c/cc/Blade_(Earth-19980821)_03.jpg)
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 16, 2011, 04:55:12 PM
If there is any kind of vampires in the VRWC it had better be someone like this.

(http://images.wikia.com/marveldatabase/images/c/cc/Blade_(Earth-19980821)_03.jpg)

Good ****ing job, AW . . . Now you've blown his cover!  Turn in your VRWC Platinum Card immediately.  Report to VRWC Black Ops for some "retraining" . . . to be the mate of a subject called "Underground Panther." :tongue:
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: Chris_ on January 16, 2011, 04:55:59 PM
If there is any kind of vampires in the VRWC it had better be someone like this.

Someone who doesn't pay taxes? :???:
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: DefiantSix on January 16, 2011, 04:57:24 PM
VRWC operative Agent 86:

(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktsgvjaJTo1qzbwolo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: LC EFA on January 16, 2011, 05:04:09 PM
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salinen (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sat Jan-15-11 12:27 AM
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Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
...


Can't you just feel the love.

It'd be nice if they'd stop running around wailing and flappin' their man-panties about like a bunch of panicked bitter little sissies.
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: diesel driver on January 16, 2011, 05:13:49 PM
You shoulda seen the leftist's jaw hit the floor when he tried to stop a debate I was winning by calling me a "racist", and I responded with, "Yeah?  So?!?"  (I did then go on to demand that now that he had resorted to name calling, would he please either address or concede the point which I'd hit him with.  He stomped/sashayed off in a huff, and I did my best not to laugh as he did so.)

I did something similar to a leftie who called me a "redneck".  I said, "Yep, redneck and proud of it!  What's your point?"

I happen to agree with Charlie Daniels.  What this world needs is a few more rednecks.    :II:
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: DefiantSix on January 16, 2011, 05:24:26 PM
I did something similar to a leftie who called me a "redneck".  I said, "Yep, redneck and proud of it!  What's your point?"

I happen to agree with Charlie Daniels.  What this world needs is a few more rednecks.    :II:

It's been my experience that "redneck" is only a derogatory term to those who couldn't hack it as one.
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: Airwolf on January 17, 2011, 10:35:56 AM
Someone who doesn't pay taxes? :???:

I meant the character.  Only liberal vampires would dare sparkle and we all know that Blade uses guns to kill vampires which is a very conservative thing to do.
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 17, 2011, 12:15:31 PM
I am going to suck your blood.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 17, 2011, 01:44:16 PM
IF I could wear a speedo, it would look like a woolly mammoth wearing an innertube.   :rimshot:
Bigfoot in a rubber band.
You get the picture.  It wouldn't be pretty, and could possibly cause physical and psychological damage to whoever witnessed it.

Save the children!!!!!!!!!

I like Drew Carey's take. If ya have an ugly body, do us a favor and cover it the **** up!

Another one of my pet peeves is spandex! Nuttin' worse than a fat chick with an ass so big ya could set a drink on it, wearin' spandex!
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: Wineslob on January 17, 2011, 02:07:56 PM
I vant to suck your blood......





 :naughty:
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: Godot showed up on January 17, 2011, 02:32:32 PM
What's really sinister about all this is the MSM is going to keep pushing this particular Big Lie about talk radio, Fox News, and conservatives. And we've seen that they can have some success with the Big Lie--the whole bullshit line of argument about Sarah Palin's "experience" took root among among Republicans and Independents, and so did their general character assassination of her. Most of the time they're only talking to themselves--but sometimes not.

I'm going to type this because it can't be said often enough in the face of the Big Lie--conservative thought and crticism of regressive (ie, what they call "progressive") thought is mild and civil when compared to its liberal counterpart, and if any vitriolic speech is responsible for upticks in violence and Loughner's shooting rampage particularly, i'ts the almost unending hate-filled rhetoric of the Left.

I know we all know this, but it needs to be repeated frequently when faced with the Big Lie technique.
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: true_blood on January 17, 2011, 07:10:32 PM
The cookies are made with extra sugar, extra salt, and oozing with trans fats.
They are illegal in NYC.  :-)
Don't let Michelle know that. She'll call DHS and have Big Sis' check out the situation. :-)
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 18, 2011, 05:03:28 AM
Another one of my pet peeves is spandex! Nuttin' worse than a fat chick with an ass so big ya could set a drink on it, wearin' spandex!

While occasionally, only occasionally, are we treated to the sight of a hot chick in spandex, you're dead on in this.  Need to induce vomiting?  Show me a fat chick in spandex.  :puke:
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 18, 2011, 09:17:46 AM
While occasionally, only occasionally, are we treated to the sight of a hot chick in spandex, you're dead on in this.  Need to induce vomiting?  Show me a fat chick in spandex.
That is a regrettable statement, considering that ALL women, especially the ones so hot they melt the atmosphere around them, believe themselves to be fat. No one should ever discourage them from wearing spandex. Averting your eyes from the water buffaloes is a small price to pay.
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 18, 2011, 09:52:11 AM
That is a regrettable statement, considering that ALL women, especially the ones so hot they melt the atmosphere around them, believe themselves to be fat. No one should ever discourage them from wearing spandex. Averting your eyes from the water buffaloes is a small price to pay.

Sorry, but I could do without spandex entirely since the amount of "hot" chicks wearin' the stuff is minuscule compared to the blimps I see sportin' their folds at Wally World!
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: zeitgeist on January 18, 2011, 09:59:27 AM
Sorry, but I could do without spandex entirely since the amount of "hot" chicks wearin' the stuff is minuscule compared to the blimps I see sportin' their folds at Wally World!

See there is your problem bubb, you need to be going to Victoria's Secret not Wally World. :hammer:
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: txradioguy on January 18, 2011, 10:01:55 AM
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salinen (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sat Jan-15-11 12:27 AM
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Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s

BOO!
 

:tongue:

Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 18, 2011, 10:47:52 AM
BOO!
 

:tongue:



And, we have these:

(http://www.meals.com/imagesrecipes/18479lrg.jpg)
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on January 18, 2011, 10:50:50 AM
^H5 for posting that. Now I want some cookies, dangit.
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 18, 2011, 10:51:02 AM
BOO!
 

:tongue:



I'm okay with the scary, evil, bloodthirsty part of that, actually.

 :-)
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 18, 2011, 10:52:05 AM
I'm okay with the scary, evil, bloodthirsty part of that, actually.

 :-)

But what about the cookies????  Hmmm?  :???: :???: :???:
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 18, 2011, 11:02:48 AM
Cookies are always in order.

 :-)
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: debk on January 18, 2011, 11:41:08 AM
Me want cooookies!!!!

(http://www.cookiemonstertshirts.com/wp-content/full/Cookie%20Monster.jpg)
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 18, 2011, 11:49:34 AM
And, we have these:

(http://www.meals.com/imagesrecipes/18479lrg.jpg)
This picture and poster tell us a lot about the conservative mind.

First, you will notice the cookies are dark. This relates directly to the conservative mindset that dark skinned people are to be consumed and devoured, presumably with the accompaniment of white milk the image of white female sexuality which conservatives tend to fixate on due to insecurities.

Second, the cookie is round. Coins are round and as such we see conservatives are not only motivated by icons of currency but they believe people of color are little more than capital currency themselves.

Third, we notice the white plate. As any truly rational person would deduce this tells us whites bear a resentment because they see themselves as having to support their dark-skinned fellow world citizens who leave only crumbs. The white psyche relies on excuses of victimhood to justify its inherent bigotry. It perhaps also plays into psycho-sexual insecurities wherein they fear blacks being in the top, dominant sexual position.

Finally, the cookie's true treat is the white chocolate chunks within. Whatever opinion whites may hold about those they oppress they will only find value in them once their blackness is supplanted with nuggets of whiteness. It is, in short, a call to cultural cleansing, of cultural genocide to be waged against the black family.

</liberalacademic>
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: debk on January 18, 2011, 11:53:30 AM
This picture and poster tell us a lot about the conservative mind.

First, you will notice the cookies are dark. This relates directly to the conservative mindset that dark skinned people are to be consumed and devoured, presumably with the accompaniment of white milk the image of white female sexuality which conservatives tend to fixate on due to insecurities.

Second, the cookie is round. Coins are round and as such we see conservatives are not only motivated by icons of currency but they believe people of color are little more than capital currency themselves.

Third, we notice the white plate. As any truly rational person would deduce this tells us whites bear a resentment because they see themselves as having to support their dark-skinned fellow world citizens who leave only crumbs. The white psyche relies on excuses of victimhood to justify its inherent bigotry. It perhaps also plays into psycho-sexual insecurities wherein they fear blacks being in the top, dominant sexual position.

Finally, the cookie's true treat is the white chocolate chunks within. Whatever opinion whites may hold about those they oppress they will only find value in them once their blackness is supplanted with nuggets of whiteness. It is, in short, a call to cultural cleansing, of cultural genocide to be waged against the black family.

</liberalacademic>

Damn! Here I thought it was just two cookies on a plate.... :banghead:

Never mind, I forgot I was just a dumb Conservative... :thatsright:
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 18, 2011, 11:57:11 AM
This picture and poster tell us a lot about the conservative mind.

First, you will notice the cookies are dark. This relates directly to the conservative mindset that dark skinned people are to be consumed and devoured, presumably with the accompaniment of white milk the image of white female sexuality which conservatives tend to fixate on due to insecurities.

Second, the cookie is round. Coins are round and as such we see conservatives are not only motivated by icons of currency but they believe people of color are little more than capital currency themselves.

Third, we notice the white plate. As any truly rational person would deduce this tells us whites bear a resentment because they see themselves as having to support their dark-skinned fellow world citizens who leave only crumbs. The white psyche relies on excuses of victimhood to justify its inherent bigotry. It perhaps also plays into psycho-sexual insecurities wherein they fear blacks being in the top, dominant sexual position.

Finally, the cookie's true treat is the white chocolate chunks within. Whatever opinion whites may hold about those they oppress they will only find value in them once their blackness is supplanted with nuggets of whiteness. It is, in short, a call to cultural cleansing, of cultural genocide to be waged against the black family.

</liberalacademic>

Well, then . . . Analyze this:

(http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2004/01/19/fw1b25_esspresso_chocolate_chip_lg.jpg)

 :tongue:
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: ConservativeMobster on January 18, 2011, 12:07:37 PM
^5  SSB!
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: thundley4 on January 18, 2011, 12:14:04 PM
Damn! Here I thought it was just two cookies on a plate.... :banghead:

Never mind, I forgot I was just a dumb Conservative... :thatsright:

Must be an optical illusion. I see three cookies.
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 18, 2011, 12:15:28 PM
Well, then . . . Analyze this:

(http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2004/01/19/fw1b25_esspresso_chocolate_chip_lg.jpg)

 :tongue:
You need to wash your dishes more often.
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: debk on January 18, 2011, 12:16:29 PM
Must be an optical illusion. I see three cookies.


 :bawl: I AM a dumb conservative... :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 18, 2011, 03:18:41 PM
You need to wash your dishes more often.

 :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

H5!
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: Evil_Conservative on January 18, 2011, 03:30:24 PM
This picture and poster tell us a lot about the conservative mind.

First, you will notice the cookies are dark. This relates directly to the conservative mindset that dark skinned people are to be consumed and devoured, presumably with the accompaniment of white milk the image of white female sexuality which conservatives tend to fixate on due to insecurities.

Second, the cookie is round. Coins are round and as such we see conservatives are not only motivated by icons of currency but they believe people of color are little more than capital currency themselves.

Third, we notice the white plate. As any truly rational person would deduce this tells us whites bear a resentment because they see themselves as having to support their dark-skinned fellow world citizens who leave only crumbs. The white psyche relies on excuses of victimhood to justify its inherent bigotry. It perhaps also plays into psycho-sexual insecurities wherein they fear blacks being in the top, dominant sexual position.

Finally, the cookie's true treat is the white chocolate chunks within. Whatever opinion whites may hold about those they oppress they will only find value in them once their blackness is supplanted with nuggets of whiteness. It is, in short, a call to cultural cleansing, of cultural genocide to be waged against the black family.

</liberalacademic>

What about the colorful napkin underneath the white plate?
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 18, 2011, 03:42:27 PM
See there is your problem bubb, you need to be going to Victoria's Secret not Wally World. :hammer:


Victoria Secret doesn't exactly fly around here where flannel is considered fashionable! That includes "Toot's" nighties! hehe!
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: compaqxp on January 18, 2011, 05:39:31 PM
This picture and poster tell us a lot about the conservative mind.

First, you will notice the cookies are dark. This relates directly to the conservative mindset that dark skinned people are to be consumed and devoured, presumably with the accompaniment of white milk the image of white female sexuality which conservatives tend to fixate on due to insecurities.

Second, the cookie is round. Coins are round and as such we see conservatives are not only motivated by icons of currency but they believe people of color are little more than capital currency themselves.

Third, we notice the white plate. As any truly rational person would deduce this tells us whites bear a resentment because they see themselves as having to support their dark-skinned fellow world citizens who leave only crumbs. The white psyche relies on excuses of victimhood to justify its inherent bigotry. It perhaps also plays into psycho-sexual insecurities wherein they fear blacks being in the top, dominant sexual position.

Finally, the cookie's true treat is the white chocolate chunks within. Whatever opinion whites may hold about those they oppress they will only find value in them once their blackness is supplanted with nuggets of whiteness. It is, in short, a call to cultural cleansing, of cultural genocide to be waged against the black family.

</liberalacademic>

Funny, I thought that very thing when the cookie image was posted.
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: Duke Nukum on January 18, 2011, 06:39:48 PM
I knew you guys were scary, I did not know you were also vampires.  :tongue:
Conservatives are worse than vampires in DUmmie eyes: We are loyal Americans.
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 18, 2011, 07:51:04 PM
What about the colorful napkin underneath the white plate?

Thank you, milady.  H5 given.   

And, compaq, why would I expect anything different?  BS given.
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: compaqxp on January 18, 2011, 07:53:05 PM
And, compaq, why would I expect anything different?  BS given.

I'm working to get -1000 BSs, thanks :)

I guess I should have put something in that post to show I was being sarcastic....
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: littlelamb on January 18, 2011, 08:32:39 PM
Proud to be a conservative so suck on it DUmmy :hammer:
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: IassaFTots on January 18, 2011, 09:06:32 PM
I'm working to get -1000 BSs, thanks :)

I guess I should have put something in that post to show I was being sarcastic....

You really need to work on being more annoying and less funny.  I know ya want the BS, but for that I ain't giving it to ya.  Suffer!   :-)
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 18, 2011, 09:11:01 PM
I'm working to get -1000 BSs, thanks :)

I guess I should have put something in that post to show I was being sarcastic....

Always willin' to help out a fellow CCer!
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: IassaFTots on January 18, 2011, 09:17:42 PM
Always willin' to help out a fellow CCer!

You are so the team player.   :-)
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 18, 2011, 09:33:03 PM
You are so the team player.   :-)

Heh! My friends don't call me asshole for nuttin'! I have it embroidered on all my shorts so I don't lose them at the gym.

I should mention it's coed before BlueST chimes in!
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: IassaFTots on January 18, 2011, 09:40:06 PM
Heh! My friends don't call me asshole for nuttin'! I have it embroidered on all my shorts so I don't lose them at the gym.

I should mention it's coed before BlueST chimes in!

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: compaqxp on January 18, 2011, 11:48:34 PM
You really need to work on being more annoying and less funny.  I know ya want the BS, but for that I ain't giving it to ya.  Suffer!   :-)

I'm going to have to bring back the Obama '12 banner I had up, I don't want to but if I want -1000 BS it might be the only way.
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 19, 2011, 12:00:35 AM
I'm going to have to bring back the Obama '12 banner I had up, I don't want to but if I want -1000 BS it might be the only way.

Are ya just tryin' to be obnoxious, or what? Not exactly the way to earn new friends.

You do understand who's turf you're on, right?
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: compaqxp on January 19, 2011, 12:36:43 AM
Are ya just tryin' to be obnoxious, or what? Not exactly the way to earn new friends.

You do understand who's turf you're on, right?

Yep, I put a better banner up.

Also I somehow gained 30 more Hi5's, that seems a bit odd....  :p
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 19, 2011, 04:29:58 AM
Heh! My friends don't call me asshole for nuttin'! I have it embroidered on all my shorts so I don't lose them at the gym.

I should mention it's coed before BlueST chimes in!

I'm impressed . . . ! :tongue:
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: DefiantSix on January 19, 2011, 09:00:20 AM
So; what's happened.  We'd run out of blood, and I had to get a new 12-pack to put in the 'fridge. (I was awful thirsty, you know.)  :-)
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: Godot showed up on January 19, 2011, 09:01:10 AM
Heh! My friends don't call me asshole for nuttin'! I have it embroidered on all my shorts so I don't lose them at the gym.


You know, that's also not a bad idea for keeping track of which side is the front.
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: Godot showed up on January 19, 2011, 09:02:56 AM
I'm working to get -1000 BSs, thanks :)

I guess I should have put something in that post to show I was being sarcastic....

You are SO getting H5'd now.
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 19, 2011, 01:24:24 PM
You know, that's also not a bad idea for keeping track of which side is the front.

I can usually tell that by the 'skidmarks'! hehehehehehe!
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: diesel driver on January 19, 2011, 05:58:11 PM
I can usually tell that by the 'skidmarks'! hehehehehehe!

I don't believe I'd told that.   :o
Title: Re: Conservatives are scary evil bloodthirsty ****s
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 19, 2011, 07:01:36 PM
I don't believe I'd told that.   :o

Hey, I'm old, it's expected! hehehe

With old age comes the cold hard truth!

Biggest reason most of us are Conservatives!