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Title: I had a dream I met Trump
Post by: CC27 on March 13, 2019, 08:11:14 AM
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eft-of-center2012 (15,234 posts)


I had a dream I met Trump

 
I told him he was an idiot,
and I didn't think he had two brain cells to rub together.

He panicked and ran from the room,
but he sent in four goons to beat me up and throw me out a window.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211915577

A bouncy dream. Now that is a first.
Title: Re: I had a dream I met Trump
Post by: SVPete on March 13, 2019, 08:44:28 AM
What recreational chemicals induced that DU-moron to post such pap?  :thatsright:
Title: Re: I had a dream I met Trump
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on March 13, 2019, 09:23:34 AM
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...and throw me out a window
At least it had a good ending.
Title: Re: I had a dream I met Trump
Post by: franksolich on March 13, 2019, 10:20:40 AM
I had a dream I met President Trump, walking in a Roman forum garbed in a Roman toga.

And all around him were now-dead Demos, beginning with the Holy Trinity of Jack the Father, Bobby the Christ, and Vast Teddy the Holy Ghost, all of  them similarly attired in Roman togas, scraping and bowing to him as he passed by, hailing him as the greatest president ever.
Title: Re: I had a dream I met Trump
Post by: 67 Rover on March 13, 2019, 10:32:31 AM
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eft-of-center2012 (15,234 posts)


I had a dream I met Trump

 
I told him he was an idiot,
and I didn't think he had two brain cells to rub together.

He panicked and ran from the room,
but he sent in four goons to beat me up and throw me out a window.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211915577

Did they open it first?
Title: Re: I had a dream I met Trump
Post by: catsmtrods on March 13, 2019, 11:10:50 AM
thats a bad case of TDS!
Title: Re: I had a dream I met Trump
Post by: FunkyZero on March 13, 2019, 12:04:28 PM
A bouncy dream. Now that is a first.

I love the idea that Donald Trump has so infected these a**holes that they now have nightmares about him, and all he has to do is exist.
GOD how I wish I could torture them so effectively...
Title: Re: I had a dream I met Trump
Post by: DLR Pyro on March 13, 2019, 12:18:27 PM
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eft-of-center2012 (15,234 posts)


I had a dream I met Trump

 
I told him he was an idiot,
and I didn't think he had two brain cells to rub together.

quick question DUmmy.  What will be your lasting legacy when you pass onto the next world?  What is your net worth?
Title: Re: I had a dream I met Trump
Post by: 67 Rover on March 13, 2019, 01:14:52 PM
quick question DUmmy.  What will be your lasting legacy when you pass onto the next world?  What is your net worth?

Should that include the Pez dispenser collection and the limited edition  bedazzler clothing?
Title: Re: I had a dream I met Trump
Post by: BadCat on March 13, 2019, 01:28:04 PM
I had a dream I met Ivanka Trump....good dream.

(https://bestofcomicbooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/ivanka-trump-sexy.jpeg)
Title: Re: I had a dream I met Trump
Post by: Old n Grumpy on March 13, 2019, 01:28:25 PM
At least it had a good ending.

Only if it was above the 5th floor! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: I had a dream I met Trump
Post by: SVPete on March 13, 2019, 02:05:58 PM
I love the idea that Donald Trump has so infected these a**holes that they now have nightmares about him, and all he has to do is exist.
GOD how I wish I could torture them so effectively...

He's living rent-free in so many Progs' spacious heads that he needs to find a way to sub-lease that vast empty space!  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: I had a dream I met Trump
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on March 13, 2019, 02:17:35 PM
A bouncy dream. Now that is a first.

No, I recall another bouncy dream way back about 10 years or so ago, involving the DUmmy seeing Obama supporters and McCain supporters engaging in battle by throwing toys at each other (The Obama supporters were armed with Legos, the McCain supporters with Tinker Toys). The DUmmy says that in the dream, he/ she then found an American flag in the garbage, pulled it out, and began waving it around while chanting "USA!USA!OBAMA!OBAMA!"
Title: Re: I had a dream I met Trump
Post by: Carl on March 13, 2019, 03:03:36 PM
The glory days of the bouncy reduced to this crap.  :thatsright:
Title: Re: I had a dream I met Trump
Post by: USA4ME on March 13, 2019, 03:06:09 PM
When we point out there's something mentally wrong with liberals, it's this type of thing we use as undisputed evidence.

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Title: Re: I had a dream I met Trump
Post by: landofconfusion80 on March 14, 2019, 07:36:33 AM
quick question DUmmy.  What will be your lasting legacy when you pass onto the next world?  What is your net worth?
Empty eggo boxes and a nasty bird cage
Title: Re: I had a dream I met Trump
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on March 14, 2019, 07:49:26 AM
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Quote from: DLR Pyro on March 13, 2019, 11:18:27 AM
quick question DUmmy.  What will be your lasting legacy when you pass onto the next world?  What is your net worth?
Empty eggo boxes and a nasty bird cage
A case of empty gin bottles and a brick, slightly dented.
Title: Re: I had a dream I met Trump
Post by: SVPete on March 14, 2019, 08:22:59 AM
Empty eggo boxes and a nasty bird cage

left-of-center2012 is nads?
Title: Re: I had a dream I met Trump
Post by: VelvetElvis on March 14, 2019, 09:55:35 AM
I love the idea that Donald Trump has so infected these a**holes that they now have nightmares about him, and all he has to do is exist.
GOD how I wish I could torture them so effectively...
I was going to say the same thing, but you captured my thoughts rather eloquently, FZ.
Living Rent free in their dreams nightmares!!
Title: Re: I had a dream I met Trump
Post by: SVPete on March 14, 2019, 10:32:06 AM
I was going to say the same thing, but you captured my thoughts rather eloquently, FZ.
Living Rent free in their dreams nightmares!!

Could Trump sub-lease that space, too? :-)