Some great career advice from DU.

[Freeper]

B Calm  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sat May-01-10 07:05 AM
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6. They won't legalize marijuana, they'll just criminalize K2, Spice or Zohai
   
Edited on Sat May-01-10 07:09 AM by B Calm
Did you know LSD will not show up in drug tests after 24 hours? Also, most places of employment don't do an LSD drug test!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=8251221&mesg_id=8251371

Only on liberal websites do people need advice how to avoid getting popped on drug tests.
No wonder so many of them have no clue about the real world they are all stoned.

[NHSparky]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=8251221&mesg_id=8251371

Only on liberal websites do people need advice how to avoid getting popped on drug tests.
No wonder so many of them have no clue about the real world they are all stoned.

Which is why many employers are going towards hair samples.  Granted, even in hair LSD is only detectable for 3 days, but if you're stupid enough to show up at a job which requires drug testing while you're tripping, well, God bless ya, and have fun kicking your lunchbox down the road.

[LC EFA]

Discarded pizza boxes are a great source of Free Cheeseâ„¢...

[BlueStateSaint]

Discarded pizza boxes are a great source of Free Cheeseâ„¢...

That's so ruuuuude . . . 

[Lord Undies]

Window panes.  Under the tongue.  Paisley walls.  Melting.  Cue the bass player.  The piano is talking smack. 

[The Village Idiot]

Window panes.  Under the tongue.  Paisley walls.  Melting.  Cue the bass player.  The piano is talking smack. 

You forgot to end it with

snort, snort, snort, snort

[GOBUCKS]

Only on liberal websites do people need advice how to avoid getting popped on drug tests.

But their advice on drug tests is no better than their advice on anything else. Otherwise, DUmmy TwixVoy would be a trainee assistant Cinnabon clerk at the air  port. Instead, he's waiting for a Sudanese visa. Wonder if he's checked out the drug laws in those peaceful islamic paradises?

[Randy]

But their advice on drug tests is no better than their advice on anything else. Otherwise, DUmmy TwixVoy would be a trainee assistant Cinnabon clerk at the air  port. Instead, he's waiting for a Sudanese visa. Wonder if he's checked out the drug laws in those peaceful islamic paradises?

He'll most likely run afoul of their rules on homosexuality first.

[Vagabond]

I still like my workplace.  A worker got popped and ratted out the Production Floor manager on his way out the door.  They were both Democrats.

[diesel driver]

I still like my workplace.  A worker got popped and ratted out the Production Floor manager on his way out the door.  They were both Democrats.

Something like that just makes you smile and lets you know that there is a God, and he has one wicked sense of humor....