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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tess Anderson on January 08, 2014, 08:37:03 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018550504
Wed Jan 8, 2014, 06:01 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (6,532 posts)
WOW! I am really feeling giddy over this weekend.
She says to wear jeans and be ready for a lot of riding on the bike! I have no clue what she is planning!
I can't wait! I do know there will be sushi involved! And I know it all involves riding on a motorcycle!!
I swear I am giddy as a school girl!!!!
:???: what the hell?
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OK, get me up to speed on this Lady Freedom Returns chick. I've never really paid much attention to her. Give me her story in brief form. What is she known for?
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Apparently really cheap hookers have to be switch hitters.
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So while chief running drugs is in Mexico she's going to run off with a dyke on a bike.
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OK, get me up to speed on this Lady Freedom Returns chick. I've never really paid much attention to her. Give me her story in brief form. What is she known for?
She'd Amber. First Runner Up DOTY
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Oh and I think the woman said something about eating something that smells like fish, not sushi.
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Apparently really cheap hookers have to be switch hitters.
You gotta do what you gotta do.
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She'd Amber. First Runner Up DOTY
I have figured out that her name is Amber, and I know she had a lot of support here for DOTY, but you still haven't told me much about her. All I seem to know is that she migrated from maybe Joplin, Missouri, and moved to the southwest somewhere, and that she's homeless and wants to be a shot girt. Tell me more. Fill me in. Tell me what catch phrases she's associated with and why. That sort of thing. If I'm ever going to feature her on a DUFU, I need to have some background.
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I could use more background info myself, such as exactly what shelter Amber is parking her fat ass at. I think it may be this one:
https://www.azpm.org/s/16280-local-homeless-womens-shelter-offers-sense-of-community/
but I can't tell for sure if she's in one of the pictures - there are others elsewhere on this site of her other than that one on FB. Obese, dyed red hair, pig nose.
She is 35 years old and a communications graduate but lost her transcripts in a tornado and can't get a new copy because she stiffed the government on her student loans. I think she lives in a fantasy world because she's very suggestible and virtually lacks all foresight.
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I have figured out that her name is Amber, and I know she had a lot of support here for DOTY, but you still haven't told me much about her. All I seem to know is that she migrated from maybe Joplin, Missouri, and moved to the southwest somewhere, and that she's homeless and wants to be a shot girt. Tell me more. Fill me in. Tell me what catch phrases she's associated with and why. That sort of thing. If I'm ever going to feature her on a DUFU, I need to have some background.
She's a simple-minded crackpot who's convinced she has PTSD from a tornado two years ago. Her former boyfriend (she's taken his last name and seems to think they're married) booted her out of his Section 8 housing after one of his buddies convinced him she was bad news. It's a really sad story... she's a full-blown moonbat who has confused "making her own way" with public welfare vouchers and private charity.
It's quite sad. Personally, I think she barely qualifies as "fully functioning" and is a few IQ points away from Forrest Gump status.
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I could use more background info myself, such as exactly what shelter Amber is parking her fat ass at. I think it may be this one:
https://www.azpm.org/s/16280-local-homeless-womens-shelter-offers-sense-of-community/
but I can't tell for sure if she's in one of the pictures - there are others elsewhere on this site of her other than that one on FB. Obese, dyed red hair, pig nose.
She is 35 years old and a communications graduate but lost her transcripts in a tornado and can't get a new copy because she stiffed the government on her student loans. I think she lives in a fantasy world because she's very suggestible and virtually lacks all foresight.
Oh man, that's some classy decor. Corrugated steel fencing.
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I've been doing a little digging on this Lady Freedom Returns gal. See if I've got this correct so far.
Her real name is Amber. She looks like this:
(http://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-onfeV646Dw8/T-9eUX7mJTI/AAAAAAAAAFY/S4FFVZTuO3s/s360-no/Snapshot_20120630_1.JPG)
She looks a little chunky, yet she wants to be a shot girt. She has gone back and forth between Joplin, Missouri (where she survived the Great Tornado, which gave her PTSD), and Tucson, Arizona. Presently she is Under the Tucson Sun. Her former boyfriend is one David Allen Bullock, for whom she has expressed undying devotion and desire, but he dumped her, and now he may have run afoul of the law in New Mexico. She even has used the name Amber Bullock, even though they never tied the knot. In Tucson, she is homeless, but has struck up some sort of relationship with one Chief Running Drugs. Amber is not the brightest bulb in the light fixture. And now she has a date set for this weekend with some dyke on a bike, and she is giddy as a school girl. Is that about the size of it, or am I missing something?
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You got it.
One shouldn't underestimate the "simple" in simple-minded.
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Her former boyfriend is one David Allen Bullock, for whom she has expressed undying devotion and desire, but he dumped her, and now he may have run afoul of the law in New Mexico.
The real name of Head DUmmie Skinner is, of course, David Allen. And there was another DUmmie, "Kelvin Mace," whose real name also was David Allen. And here DUmme Lady Freedum Returns fell in love with another David Allen, David Allen Bullock. What a co-winky-dink!
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Sounds about right to me - this is another picture of her, from November 2006:
(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/11_08_06_0747_zps20ef9725.jpg)
I see you found out about Dave on mugshots . . . I wasn't and still aren't sure that that's the same Dave and asked a couple of people here if they thought so - there's a picture of the dreamboat on her FB page. It *probably* is is what they thought.
There's the meddling friend Chad that broke them up, and then there's Chief Whitecloud, some Indian that she claims is a documented worker in Mexico but he is out of the picture now that Amber has decided she likes chicks.
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Sounds about right to me - this is another picture of her, from November 2006:
Love that picture of her. It has shot girl written all over it.
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The real name of Head DUmmie Skinner is, of course, David Allen. And there was another DUmmie, "Kelvin Mace," whose real name also was David Allen. And here DUmme Lady Freedum Returns fell in love with another David Allen, David Allen Bullock. What a co-winky-dink!
Amber is a lost soul for sure. I don't know about her other than what you can find on google and DU. She posts a lot of music videos and pictures of kitties and puppies. On the internet she comes off very heartbroken over the ending of her 10 year relationship with Dave.
She blames the Joplin tornado for giving her PTSD, but I suspect her real problems go back much further, as there appears to be no real love, concern or support from her family.
She is street smart and knows how to work the system. She's been homeless on more than one occasion, yet somehow has managed to get a degree in communications, yet can't seem to get a decent paying job or even hold an entry level position as a store clerk.
For whatever the reason, it's obvious that she can't form any real friendships, whether they are family, friends, workmates, lovers. For her there is no security, no home and no ability to depend on anyone, no trust, and least of all on herself.
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Amber is a lost soul for sure. I don't know about her other than what you can find on google and DU. She posts a lot of music videos and pictures of kitties and puppies. On the internet she comes off very heartbroken over the ending of her 10 year relationship with Dave.
She blames the Joplin tornado for giving her PTSD, but I suspect her real problems go back much further, as there appears to be no real love, concern or support from her family.
She is street smart and knows how to work the system. She's been homeless on more than one occasion, yet somehow has managed to get a degree in communications, yet can't seem to get a decent paying job or even hold an entry level position as a store clerk.
For whatever the reason, it's obvious that she can't form any real friendships, whether they are family, friends, workmates, lovers. For her there is no security, no home and no ability to depend on anyone, no trust, and least of all on herself.
You almost made me feel sorry for her......Almost.
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I've been doing a little digging on this Lady Freedom Returns gal. See if I've got this correct so far.
Her real name is Amber. She looks like this:
(http://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-onfeV646Dw8/T-9eUX7mJTI/AAAAAAAAAFY/S4FFVZTuO3s/s360-no/Snapshot_20120630_1.JPG)
She looks a little chunky, yet she wants to be a shot girt. She has gone back and forth between Joplin, Missouri (where she survived the Great Tornado, which gave her PTSD), and Tucson, Arizona. Presently she is Under the Tucson Sun. Her former boyfriend is one David Allen Bullock, for whom she has expressed undying devotion and desire, but he dumped her, and now he may have run afoul of the law in New Mexico. She even has used the name Amber Bullock, even though they never tied the knot. In Tucson, she is homeless, but has struck up some sort of relationship with one Chief Running Drugs. Amber is not the brightest bulb in the light fixture. And now she has a date set for this weekend with some dyke on a bike, and she is giddy as a school girl. Is that about the size of it, or am I missing something?
One other thing, Charles. In Sept. '12 she and her erstwhile male companion were gonna hike from Joplin, MO to Oregon/Washington. They made it as far as the KS/MO border, turned around, discovered Springfield, MO, left there, went to Tucson, Started scamming the VA/Welfare, met Evil Chad, Amber ended up in the gutter, begged her sisters in Joplin for bus fare, went into indentured servitude with them, got a job at the StopNGo convenience store, register came up short, turned in her resignation, set up a wishadupe and paypal acct, hopped a bus back to Tucson AZ, sighted Dreamboat Dave with another woman that looked almost exactly like Amber, got kicked out of the Sally Ann for bringing bedbugs in with her, met an Indianas a Job offer at a coffee shop, is on a waiting list for a Section 8 Studio Apartment.
And now she has fallen into the grasp of a dyke biker chick who is gonna take for a ride to some out of the way Arizona Sushi Bar in the desert. I wouldn't be surprised if the Sushi Bar is called "The Y".
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And now she has fallen into the grasp of a dyke biker chick who is gonna take for a ride to some out of the way Arizona Sushi Bar in the desert. I wouldn't be surprised if the Sushi Bar is called "The Y".
I predict the next chapter of "The Tucson Tart" will involve her initiation as a Dykes on Bikes old lady - AKA "sushi date".
(http://thelstop.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/DOB_Logo.jpg)
When chief Running Drugs sneaks across the border again, we'll be reading about a gang war between the Dykes and the Mescalero Apache Nation.
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And now she has fallen into the grasp of a dyke biker chick who is gonna take for a ride to some out of the way Arizona Sushi Bar in the desert. I wouldn't be surprised if the Sushi Bar is called "The Y".
Well there is a meetup place for raw fish in Tucson - http://www.meetup.com/SushiLoversTucson/
And a bike dyke with a penchant for raw fish is just too convenient.
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Charles, if you learn nothing else about her, know this: Amber chose to be homeless. She left a secure home with her sisters to be homeless in Tucson, Arizona.
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She'd Amber. First Runner Up DOTY
Apparently not satisfied with runner-up, LFR is going full bore for 2014. What better way to start the year than having a lesbo relationship go south?
I think the key to understanding this primitive is to acknowledge that literally everything she writes is in some sense a lie.
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One other thing, Charles. In Sept. '12 she and her erstwhile male companion were gonna hike from Joplin, MO to Oregon/Washington. They made it as far as the KS/MO border, turned around, discovered Springfield, MO, left there, went to Tucson, Started scamming the VA/Welfare, met Evil Chad, Amber ended up in the gutter, begged her sisters in Joplin for bus fare, went into indentured servitude with them, got a job at the StopNGo convenience store, register came up short, turned in her resignation, set up a wishadupe and paypal acct, hopped a bus back to Tucson AZ, sighted Dreamboat Dave with another woman that looked almost exactly like Amber, got kicked out of the Sally Ann for bringing bedbugs in with her, met an Indianas a Job offer at a coffee shop, is on a waiting list for a Section 8 Studio Apartment.
And now she has fallen into the grasp of a dyke biker chick who is gonna take for a ride to some out of the way Arizona Sushi Bar in the desert. I wouldn't be surprised if the Sushi Bar is called "The Y".
All that on a $200 "nest egg" as well.
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I swear I am giddy as a school girl!!!!
Amber is all over the place as to what induces giddiness.
Dave and her true love for him causing her to trek to another state (on the dimes of others), then Chief Runningdrugs and his abs, long hair, and Thanksgiving dinner with his mom, and now the opportunity to become a girl biker's bitch.
So much for Dave and the Chief. One wonders what might be next after the girl biker.
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So much for Dave and the Chief. One wonders what might be next after the girl biker.
LocoNuts
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LocoNuts
Coach... all that lard to keep him warm during these frigid months.
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I'm willing to bet this lesbian tryst was cooked up in hopes of having her drivel more widely read. She's decided to tap the LGBT audience for Wishadupe purposes.
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I know nothing about the area other then what I have heard but if at all true this may be the end of Amber.
Riding into the unknown in the Arizona desert is a death wish between the drug cartels and immigration smugglers.
There is as good a chance as not this lady friend is part of the group and out to find fresh meat.
A small part of me actually does not want to see her do this because if so then it is a horrible fate and I don`t mean death.
On the other hand this cretin has never once met a bad/stupid decision she didn`t like and expects all of us to pay to fix when it becomes a disaster so another part of me shrugs.
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I'm willing to bet this lesbian tryst was cooked up in hopes of having her drivel more widely read. She's decided to tap the LGBT audience for Wishadupe purposes.
If one looks at the "views" and "comments" over there, you're right; the past month or six weeks, Amber's been undergoing a disastrous decline in the size of her audience. The primitives don't care any more.
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I'm willing to bet this lesbian tryst was cooked up in hopes of having her drivel more widely read. She's decided to tap the LGBT audience for Wishadupe purposes.
Perhaps she will head for Southern California and meet up with Nads get an unpaid job with Nads and live in her house for a couple years.
Both can collaborate on an expose of the woman's gay bars in town. Spend a few months doing research on this coming soon explosive shocking story that will put them on the cover of TIME.
I wonder how well this would go over with Captain Nemo? If by any stretch of the Imagination she, Nads is a beard for EL Captain, these woman warriors will need input about the male gay bar scene, so Nemo can become their confidential source of information and call him Deep Throat.
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If one looks at the "views" and "comments" over there, you're right; the past month or six weeks, Amber's been undergoing a disastrous decline in the size of her audience. The primitives don't care any more.
They (the DUmmies) are all jealous of her new found wealth and happiness. Personally, I don't think there is any bike chick on the docket for this weekend. I think she is just trying to rub it in that she is in a such a "lovely setting" that is warm enough to ride while the rest of the country is covered in ice.
And where is her concern for CalPig and her liposuction treatments?
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So she's riding Tuna instead of Sausage?
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So she's riding Tuna instead of Sausage?
Blowfish
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I wonder how well this would go over with Captain Nemo? If by any stretch of the Imagination she, Nads is a beard for EL Captain, these woman warriors will need input about the male gay bar scene, so Nemo can become their confidential source of information and call him Deep Throat.
I'd go with Butt Gullet before Deep Throat but, yeah, I agree.
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I watched the video about the house and I think it might be time for some wallduding. Amber PLANNED and CHOSE to be homeless. That shelter is a place for women who have been beaten or otherwise abused who have no place to go. It's not meant to be Club Med Tucson. I have half a mind to make a donation AND let them know that one of their residents is nothing more than a mentally ill moocher who looks at the place like it's a free spa to flop in while she waits for Chief Iwannamuffa to come lay his pork tomahawk on her. This pisses me off.
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I watched the video about the house and I think it might be time for some wallduding. Amber PLANNED and CHOSE to be homeless. That shelter is a place for women who have been beaten or otherwise abused who have no place to go. It's not meant to be Club Med Tucson. I have half a mind to make a donation AND let them know that one of their residents is nothing more than a mentally ill moocher who looks at the place like it's a free spa to flop in while she waits for Chief Iwannamuffa to come lay his pork tomahawk on her. This pisses me off.
That's true.
I watched the video, but of course I didn't hear what was being said.
But on appearances alone, it looked to me as if the women appearing in it have had a much tougher row to hoe, than Amber ever did. This is why one needs to be selective about who one feels for, and who one doesn't.
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I watched the video about the house and I think it might be time for some wallduding. Amber PLANNED and CHOSE to be homeless. That shelter is a place for women who have been beaten or otherwise abused who have no place to go. It's not meant to be Club Med Tucson. I have half a mind to make a donation AND let them know that one of their residents is nothing more than a mentally ill moocher who looks at the place like it's a free spa to flop in while she waits for Chief Iwannamuffa to come lay his pork tomahawk on her. This pisses me off.
But if you point out the mental illness, they may let her stay there.
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Apparently not satisfied with runner-up, LFR is going full bore for 2014. What better way to start the year than having a lesbo relationship go south?
Meet LFR's date
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018548921
Knightraven (255 posts)
Date ideas please?
I will be in the Tucson area soon and have been able to talk a lovely lady I have been dogging for a while now into a date this Saturday.
Just a bit nervous. She is a college grad, I'm not. She has had only Strait relationships, this is the first time she has ever dated another woman. I want her to have a great time. She has had some rocky times as of late and I want her to feel super happy and try to forget her troubles for at lest one day/night. And ideas???? Most of the places I know in the area is not really fit for a lady. And I know she likes motorcycles, so I want to make sure we can ride mine around.
Any ideas on what else may add to the fun??
Lady Freedom Returns (6,532 posts)
3. Hehe!! I'm impressed!
I will tell you I do like the Sky Bar. It has a pizza place next to it I like. And I really don't care about the education part. I want to go on a date with YOU, not a piece of paper.
Sky Bar?
http://skybartucson.com/calendar/
from Knightraven's journal
I am a Bike riding vagabond of sorts. I go wherever work is. From being a Roadie for a Concert to working Camera and/or sound for a porn shoot. I have even done a stint as a D.J for a night club while the regular guy was doing his 2 week thing with the National Guard. The reason I lean towards liberal way of thinking is that the conservatives would put a big kink in my lifestyle with theirs.
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They're both unable to correctly capitalize words, so they have that going for them.
edit: It appears punctuation and spelling is out the window as well. Heh.
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This thread has some real potential. Or it is a legendary double mole hit
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This one has been trying to warm up Amber for months now:
http://skybartucson.com/
http://brooklynpizzacompany.com/
glad I won't be there.
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This one has been trying to warm up Amber for months now:
http://skybartucson.com/
http://brooklynpizzacompany.com/
glad I won't be there.
Just the smell would probably kill a normal civilized person.
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She is just plain crazy.
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Wow! Just WOW!
So Amber will be ridin' bitch with a roadie/porn filmin'/DJ lez. That's just ... peachy. And slurpin' pizza with her at the Sky Bar.
This'll be the KnightRaven's easiest piece yet, if she can fight her way through the gnats for a successful transfer of tiny livestock.
Amber, don't ask what's in the trailer she's pullin' behind the bike.
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Don't eat sushi in Arizona, that shit is not fresh.
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Don't eat sushi in Arizona, that shit is not fresh.
Likely the most profound post I've ever read on this board.
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This thread has some real potential. Or it is a legendary double mole hit
Yes, there is that kind of crazy involved.
I really don't like quoting my own posts, but:They're both unable to correctly capitalize words, so they have that going for them.
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They're both unable to correctly capitalize words, so they have that going for them.
I think it's the same person.
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I think it's the same person.
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Well, knightrapin sure doesn't sound like any dikebiker I've seen. Not that I've interacted with that many.
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I like how she decided to show up at DU to socialize so quickly.
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Knightraven (255 posts)
Date ideas please?
I will be in the Tucson area soon and have been able to talk a lovely lady I have been dogging for a while now into a date this Saturday.
Just a bit nervous. She is a college grad, I'm not. She has had only Strait relationships, this is the first time she has ever dated another woman.
Lady Freedom Returns (6,532 posts)
3. Hehe!! I'm impressed!
. . . I really don't care about the education part. I want to go on a date with YOU, not a piece of paper.
Knightraven (255 posts)
9. So....
Go watch the planes and the sunset, then out to Sky Bar??? Anything else?????????? A movie??? A show?????
Lady Freedom Returns (6,532 posts)
7. She has been after me for a while.
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
OK, let me see if I've got this strai-- correct. David Allen Somebody, to whom Lady Many Happy Returns had pledged her undying love--he's in the jailhouse now, in the hoosegow somewhere in New Mexico. Chief Notahomo, he of the rippled abs--he's in Old Mexico, running drugs. So Ambisextrous Amber, bereft of male companionship, decides to go out on a date with a dyke on a bike who has been dogging her. They're going to go riding off into the sunset. Let's hope that Lady Freedom Returns returns, or we may have to issue an Amber Alert.
Wait, here's another date idea:
panader0 (10,362 posts)
25. The Bashful Bandit
A biker bar on Speedway that was recently "remodeled" to attract a more gentile crowd.
I guess they've been getting too many Jews.
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Knightraven (255 posts)
9. So....
Go watch the planes and the sunset, then out to Sky Bar??? Anything else?????????? A movie??? A show?????
This one just sounds too over-the-top.
Let me throw some more question marks in there. That will help.
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Maybe Amber can get a job as a shot girt at one of these lezbo biker bars.
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I think it's the same person.
Either Amber made it up or it's a mole duo deal. Complete BS imo.
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Maybe Amber can get a job as a shot girt at one of these lezbo biker bars.
Her new friends can suck jello shots out of her skin folds.
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Either Amber made it up or it's a mole duo deal. Complete BS imo.
Ol' Elmo, the retired farmer in IA, just tripped himself up. Sushi. In Arizona. In January. On a bike. I bet we get a blow by blow (or lick by lick) account of this "date" with his two moles Monday.
Bed bug Amber hearts Honda ridin' SnatchRaven. Together. In the sunset Saturday night. Ought to be a good one.
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Ol' Elmo, the retired farmer in IA, just tripped himself up. Sushi. In Arizona. In January. On a bike. I bet we get a blow by blow (or lick by lick) account of this "date" with his two moles Monday.
Bed bug Amber hearts Honda ridin' SnatchRaven. Together. In the sunset Saturday night. Ought to be a good one.
I think we should give the story a chance to develop. Tucson weather forecast for today (Sat, the day of their date) is sunny in the 70s, as is most of the rest of the week. That's good motorcycle weather, even down into the 60s. At least, for me.
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I think we should give the story a chance to develop. Tucson weather forecast for today (Sat, the day of their date) is sunny in the 70s, as is most of the rest of the week. That's good motorcycle weather, even down into the 60s. At least, for me.
I'd be riding all over the place if it was 60 or 70 degrees out. But I wouldn't have some lice-infested skeeze as a backwarmer.
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So Ambisextrous Amber, bereft of male companionship, decides to go out on a date with a dyke on a bike who has been dogging her. They're going to go riding off into the sunset. Let's hope that Lady Freedom Returns returns, or we may have to issue an Amber Alert.
:lmao:
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Don't eat sushi in Arizona, that shit is not fresh.
I suspect that the sushi won't be the only source of rotten fish smell...
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Let's hope that Lady Freedom Returns returns, or we may have to issue an Amber Alert.
Okay, I lol'ed at that one.
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It's date night! Click the music link and sing along!
DATE A LEZZY
Tune: "Take It Easy" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEzTdBJUHO8)
Well, I'm a Lady called Returns
Tryin' to lose my concerns
I've got sev'ral boyfriends on my mind
One that's now in prison
One that has gone missin'
None around that I can find
Date a lezzy
Date a lezzy
Don't let the fact that you're a girl
Make you dizzy
Lighten up, it's not the end
Don't even try to comprehend
Just find a chick to make your friend
And date a lezzy
Well, I'm standin' on a corner
In Tucson, Arizona
And such a fine sight to see
It's a lonely dyke
On a motorbike
Slowin' down, and then she says to me:
"Come on, Lady
Don't be fraidy
I gotta know if your sweet self
Is gonna date me
"I can say you won't be bored
You'll find new vistas to be explored
So hop on up and climb aboard
And date a lezzy!" . . .
Well, it's gettin' kinda late
And we're out on our date
Got a woman driver up in front
Sittin' right behind her
I need a reminder
She's just another . . . girl
Date a lezzy
Date a lezzy
Don't let the fact that you're a girl
Make you dizzy
Come on, Lady
Don't be fraidy
I gotta know if lezbo love
Will now persuade me . . .
Oh, I'm gettin' dizzy
I thought I'd date a lezzy
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Ha ha ha... bravo.
I hate the Eagles. :)
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HI-5 DH...good one.
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Charles, that one has GOT to go on the next DUmmie FUnnies.
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Charles, that one has GOT to go on the next DUmmie FUnnies.
I'm thinking about it. I'll wait to see how this date unfolds. So to speak.
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I'm thinking about it. I'll wait to see how this date unfolds. So to speak.
Probably end up looking like a bulldog eating a jar of mayonnaise.
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I have figured out that her name is Amber, and I know she had a lot of support here for DOTY, but you still haven't told me much about her. All I seem to know is that she migrated from maybe Joplin, Missouri, and moved to the southwest somewhere, and that she's homeless and wants to be a shot girt. Tell me more. Fill me in. Tell me what catch phrases she's associated with and why. That sort of thing. If I'm ever going to feature her on a DUFU, I need to have some background.
I learned about Amber after noticing a deluge of "Amber Alert" threads popping up.
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I'm thinking about it. I'll wait to see how this date unfolds. So to speak.
Gotta agree with Sparky here. That's genius.
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Probably end up looking like a bulldog eating a jar of mayonnaise.
As the Zombie has previously remarked, that right there is some vivid imagery.
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Don't eat sushi in Arizona, that shit is not fresh.
That was my first thought. But then I dismissed it as coastal living snobbery on my part.
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Probably end up looking like a bulldog eating a jar of mayonnaise.
I'm torn. I don't know if I should ^5 or BS you for that. :rofl:
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I'm thinking about it. I'll wait to see how this date unfolds. So to speak.
You're not dating a lezzie I hope...
But I think the lezzies and I are looking for the same thing...?
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That was my first thought. But then I dismissed it as coastal living snobbery on my part.
B-5 ... :)
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After further consideration, I wonder if this is a move to entice Dreamboat Dave with the possibility of a threesome.
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But then I dismissed it as coastal living snobbery on my part.
It is.
Great sushi in Japanese restaurants here in red state hell, but expensive.
Not those faux Oriental places where they juggle the pepper shakers and flip shrimp, or construct those elaborate Junior League maki rolls, but real deal fresh Japanese sashimi and nigiri sushi.
Lots of Japanese nationals around here.
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It is.
Great sushi in Japanese restaurants here in red state hell, but expensive.
Not those faux Oriental places where they juggle the pepper shakers and flip shrimp, or construct those elaborate Junior League maki rolls, but real deal fresh Japanese sashimi and nigiri sushi.
Lots of Japanese nationals around here.
Oh!! here we go again. IT'S BAIT PEOPLE!!!!!
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I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
OK, let me see if I've got this strai-- correct. David Allen Somebody, to whom Lady Many Happy Returns had pledged her undying love--he's in the jailhouse now, in the hoosegow somewhere in New Mexico. Chief Notahomo, he of the rippled abs--he's in Old Mexico, running drugs. So Ambisextrous Amber, bereft of male companionship, decides to go out on a date with a dyke on a bike who has been dogging her. They're going to go riding off into the sunset. Let's hope that Lady Freedom Returns returns, or we may have to issue an Amber Alert.
I guess LFR decided that any port in a storm was good enough for her. Ugly fat women get horny too. :tongue: :tongue:
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Dear God, WolfBait on a bike!!! :-)
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Charles Perfect!
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Oh!! here we go again. IT'S BAIT PEOPLE!!!!!
That explains why all the fish smell like that...
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You're not dating a lezzie I hope...
But I think the lezzies and I are looking for the same thing...?
Me too FD... me too!!!! :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
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That was my first thought. But then I dismissed it as coastal living snobbery on my part.
Hate to say it, but I'd have to agree with that sentiment. I've never been to a good sushi place inland. Just is what it is, I guess.
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Hate to say it, but I'd have to agree with that sentiment. I've never been to a good sushi place inland. Just is what it is, I guess.
Sushi? Where I come from Sparky... we call that "bait"! I don't eat "bait"! :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Chief Runningdrugs is probably excited by the prospect of those two women hanging out...when he gets back he probably gets a two fish taco combo platter.
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Chief Notahomo
:rotf:
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I wonder how the date went. If anybody hears anything--either from Many Happy Returns or Miss Dyke on a Bike--please let us all know.
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Chief Runningdrugs is probably excited by the prospect of those two women hanging out...when he gets back he probably gets a two fish taco combo platter.
Doug Bulna's looking to get in on some of that action, too.
(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag72/conscave/Hatewalruslickfish_zps3c06383b.jpg)
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I've got a "Take it Easy" earwig going on.
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I've got a "Take it Easy" earwig going on.
What are you doing in Vermont? :???:
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Oh!! here we go again. IT'S BAIT PEOPLE!!!!!
I agree 1000 percent, BD!!!! H5!
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It's date night!
:rofl: Good one! H^5
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No word from Amber after her big date. She may have found out what happens when a bike dyke who has been "after her for awhile" catches her.
(http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/4201/PreviewComp/SuperStock_4201-8257.jpg)
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I think it's the same person.
I have wondered about that, too - they often post in the same thread to each other, and they're exactly the same age. The posting styles are similar, and the personalities are much alike . . . I think even most of the DUmmies can see right through Amber and her manipulative techniques.
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Heh. Amber's erstwhile paramour, knightraven.
Wasn't that the name of the biker gang leader in the first Mad Max movie?
I vote this whole ladyfreedomreturns is a spoof.
But a good one
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Heh. Amber's erstwhile paramour, knightraven.
Wasn't that the name of the biker gang leader in the first Mad Max movie?
Close. "Night Rider".
I vote this whole ladyfreedomreturns is a spoof.
But a good one
Could be...
:whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
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I have wondered about that, too - they often post in the same thread to each other, and they're exactly the same age. The posting styles are similar, and the personalities are much alike . . . I think even most of the DUmmies can see right through Amber and her manipulative techniques.
LFR has posted anti-religion screeds, where knightraven has defended them. KR also seems to be much more independent and self-sufficient. I think they are two separate people. If not, then LFR is in a lot more trouble than I thought, with two different personalities.
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Do we need to issue an Amber Alert? Has Lady Freedom Returns returned? Has Miss Dyke on a Bike run off with the Lady? We need an after-action report from the two of them.
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Do we need to issue an Amber Alert? Has Lady Freedom Returns returned? Has Miss Dyke on a Bike run off with the Lady? We need an after-action report from the two of them.
Personally, I'm waiting with "baited" breath (apologies to the sushi fiends).
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I found her!!!!
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRf0_Ooz-EBk5fZYryrrqMp1XXbItYzHWKi1x8-1O_PZboJ_MTJ)
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No word from Amber after her big date. She may have found out what happens when a bike dyke who has been "after her for awhile" catches her.
(http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/4201/PreviewComp/SuperStock_4201-8257.jpg)
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his mother in law in the woods ?