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Fell asleep with a Cheeze-It in my mouth.
« on: February 07, 2024, 07:33:53 AM »
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Fell asleep with a Cheeze-It in my mouth.
Woke up choking. I didn't know those cute little things could be health hazards.

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Re: Fell asleep with a Cheeze-It in my mouth.
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2024, 07:57:03 AM »
Should we consider this a step up from Chee-tos, DUm'Rat?
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Re: Fell asleep with a Cheeze-It in my mouth.
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2024, 08:50:09 AM »
Eating while sleeping... Brilliant! Genius
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Re: Fell asleep with a Cheeze-It in my mouth.
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2024, 10:00:02 AM »
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I didn't know those cute little things could be health hazards.

More accurately, Cheez-Its and dope are a bad combination.
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Re: Fell asleep with a Cheeze-It in my mouth.
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2024, 11:44:02 AM »
Time to sue Big Cracker DUmbass DUchebag.

WARNING CHEEZE-ITZ CAN BE DANGEROUS AND A CHOKING HAZARD TO CHILDREN UNDER 3 AND YOUR TYPICAL ADULT DEMOCRAT VOTER.
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Re: Fell asleep with a Cheeze-It in my mouth.
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2024, 12:49:47 PM »
Time to sue Big Cracker DUmbass DUchebag.

WARNING CHEEZE-ITZ CAN BE DANGEROUS AND A CHOKING HAZARD TO CHILDREN UNDER 3 AND YOUR TYPICAL ADULT DEMOCRAT VOTER.

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Re: Fell asleep with a Cheeze-It in my mouth.
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2024, 02:43:53 PM »
How typical...blame the harmless cheeze-it instead of the actions that changed it from harmless to a choking hazard.

In my view, this is proof that these people are too stupid to live, and only misplaced favor from lady luck intervenes in what would otherwise be natural selection.
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Re: Fell asleep with a Cheeze-It in my mouth.
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2024, 03:27:10 PM »
How did Einstein know that The DUmp would come to fruition?

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Re: Fell asleep with a Cheeze-It in my mouth.
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2024, 07:47:37 AM »
How do you fall asleep with a cheeze-it in your mouth that doesn't involve the heavy consumption of alcohol?
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Re: Fell asleep with a Cheeze-It in my mouth.
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2024, 08:14:48 AM »
How do you fall asleep with a cheeze-it in your mouth that doesn't involve the heavy consumption of alcohol?

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Re: Fell asleep with a Cheeze-It in my mouth.
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2024, 04:05:30 PM »
Are you absolutely sure it was a Cheez it? :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Fell asleep with a Cheeze-It in my mouth.
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2024, 06:03:17 PM »
How do you fall asleep with a cheeze-it in your mouth that doesn't involve the heavy consumption of alcohol?

I think we would be amazed and perhaps even sickened, were we to know all the different things that DUmmies have fallen asleep with in their mouths.
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