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My First Attempt At A Suspect Bouncy
« on: June 12, 2014, 03:21:38 AM »
Many if not all of these events are true.
My dear fellow cavers are invited to ferret out any inauthentic portion(s).


So I went to Chik-fil-A today for breakfast. As I was seated at my booth minding my own business a group of 5 fairly neat and clean cut people were having a meeting of some sort 1 table and 1 booth over.
They had pulled a table and some chairs over to their booth.
I suspected they were having a bible study before normal working hours.
I heard a lot of murmuring because I wasn't trying to overhear their discussion.
But then it seemed the volume of the group went up when the story of Jericho came up.
The discussion sidetracked into the use of handguns for self defense.
The group each related their opinions which were variations of...turn the other cheek...trust in the Lord...why do people feel the need to arm themselves...they might be too old or otherwise not of sound mind or body. Blah Blah blah. Yada yada.
I'm not even leaving out the best part !
I wanted to tell them how un scriptural their bible study was.
So I gathered up my courage and went right over there and did !
But never mind. I didn't let any of that spoil me enjoying a great breakfast of a chicken egg bagel with a cup of fruit.


Now, let the sleuths examine and discover what was true and what (maybe) was not true.


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Re: My First Attempt At A Suspect Bouncy
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2014, 05:28:00 AM »
Now, let the sleuths examine and discover what was true and what (maybe) was not true.

I'll let nadin's instructor handle it . . .

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Re: My First Attempt At A Suspect Bouncy
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2014, 07:29:38 AM »
^Does your dog bite ?
There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.