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Deputies arrest Florida man for having sex with gators
« on: May 23, 2008, 08:33:26 AM »


Amy L. Edwards | Sentinel Staff Writer
May 23, 2008
 The Polk County man who twice made headlines by having naked encounters with alligators has been arrested for missing a court appearance.

Adrian Apgar failed to appear for his May 14 arraignment in Polk County Circuit Court, so a warrant was issued for his arrest, the State Attorney's Office said Thursday. He faces charges of exposure of sexual organs, trespassing and disorderly conduct stemming from his latest incident with a gator and law enforcement.

In March, Polk deputies found Apgar naked in a pond at Saddle Creek Park walking toward an alligator about 50 feet offshore. The only way to that location was through thick brush.

The deputies who helped talk Apgar out of the water were familiar with him. In November 2006 he made national headlines when deputies rescued him from the jaws of a large alligator in Lake Parker near Lakeland. Apgar was naked and told his rescuers he had taken drugs.

The Polk deputies who rescued Apgar in 2006 said they engaged in a tug of war with the alligator. The reptile ripped off much of Apgar's left arm and bit his back, buttocks and thigh.

Apgar spent months recovering from his life-threatening injuries at Lakeland Regional Medical Center.

He is being held at the Polk County Jail on $1,500 bond.


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Re: Deputies arrest Florida man for having sex with gators
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2008, 08:56:15 AM »
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Re: Deputies arrest Florida man for having sex with gators
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2008, 08:58:06 AM »
BWAHAHA!

So he was seriously wounded in 2006 and yet tries this again? I guess that's what happens when your favorite internet sites go offline.
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Re: Deputies arrest Florida man for having sex with gators
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2008, 09:35:55 AM »
So he likes sex with mean spirited, cold blooded creatures......I got a friend who's X-wife might be perfect for him.
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Re: Deputies arrest Florida man for having sex with gators
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2008, 11:38:55 AM »
So he likes sex with mean spirited, cold blooded creatures......I got a friend who's X-wife might be perfect for him.
...and doesn't learn from past mistakes.  Yeah he could admin a now defunct website.
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Re: Deputies arrest Florida man for having sex with gators
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2008, 02:25:00 PM »
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In March, Polk deputies found Apgar naked in a pond at Saddle Creek Park walking toward an alligator about 50 feet offshore. The only way to that location was through thick brush.

The deputies who helped talk Apgar out of the water were familiar with him. In November 2006 he made national headlines when deputies rescued him from the jaws of a large alligator in Lake Parker near Lakeland. Apgar was naked and told his rescuers he had taken drugs.

The Polk deputies who rescued Apgar in 2006 said they engaged in a tug of war with the alligator. The reptile ripped off much of Apgar's left arm and bit his back, buttocks and thigh.

He obviously suffers from the classic symptoms of an abuse victim.  He gets hurt by his abuser, but continues to go right back.

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Re: Deputies arrest Florida man for having sex with gators
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2008, 03:08:28 PM »
It all started when he said "Sure, but, you don't have to hit me so hard..."
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Re: Deputies arrest Florida man for having sex with gators
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2008, 03:10:35 PM »
It all started when he said "Sure, but, you don't have to hit me so hard..."

OMG, I was going to post that joke!!!! (LOL)
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« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2008, 03:16:51 PM »
I'm never telling anyone I live in Florida.....We get a REAL BAD rap down here... :lmao:


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Re: Deputies arrest Florida man for having sex with gators
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2008, 05:11:15 PM »


Amy L. Edwards | Sentinel Staff Writer
May 23, 2008
 The Polk County man who twice made headlines by having naked encounters with alligators has been arrested for missing a court appearance.

Adrian Apgar failed to appear for his May 14 arraignment in Polk County Circuit Court, so a warrant was issued for his arrest, the State Attorney's Office said Thursday. He faces charges of exposure of sexual organs, trespassing and disorderly conduct stemming from his latest incident with a gator and law enforcement.

In March, Polk deputies found Apgar naked in a pond at Saddle Creek Park walking toward an alligator about 50 feet offshore. The only way to that location was through thick brush.

The deputies who helped talk Apgar out of the water were familiar with him. In November 2006 he made national headlines when deputies rescued him from the jaws of a large alligator in Lake Parker near Lakeland. Apgar was naked and told his rescuers he had taken drugs.

The Polk deputies who rescued Apgar in 2006 said they engaged in a tug of war with the alligator. The reptile ripped off much of Apgar's left arm and bit his back, buttocks and thigh.

Apgar spent months recovering from his life-threatening injuries at Lakeland Regional Medical Center.

He is being held at the Polk County Jail on $1,500 bond.


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He missed his court appointment??...Ummmm...may have a valid excuse..."I had a date"  :rotf:
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Re: Deputies arrest Florida man for having sex with gators
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2008, 06:14:57 PM »
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Re: Deputies arrest Florida man for having sex with gators
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2008, 09:18:31 PM »
Wonder if the gators love the 'stache.

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Re: Deputies arrest Florida man for having sex with gators
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2008, 01:19:12 PM »
Wonder if the gators love the 'stache.

Dunno, email him and ask him.  :rotf:

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Re: Deputies arrest Florida man for having sex with gators
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2008, 02:05:03 PM »
He should try wearing a "Ron Paul" bumpersticker on his chest next time.
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Re: Deputies arrest Florida man for having sex with gators
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2008, 02:47:11 PM »
"Gator-Done ?" ( Apologies to Larry The Cable Guy )

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Re: Deputies arrest Florida man for having sex with gators
« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2008, 03:41:48 PM »
I'm gonna go ahead and ask it.... how do you have sex with an alligator more than once?

I mean, after the first time, wouldn't God look down on this mans corpse and say "bet you can't do THAT again!" :-)
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Re: Deputies arrest Florida man for having sex with gators
« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2008, 04:57:44 PM »

I wonder if he prefers guy gators or girl gators . . . but by the time you have gone through all the motions to find out, I guess you are past the point of no return.


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« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2008, 04:58:55 PM »
I'm gonna go ahead and ask it.... how do you have sex with an alligator more than once?

I mean, after the first time, wouldn't God look down on this mans corpse and say "bet you can't do THAT again!" :-)

he must have made a good impression on the gator the first time? :-)

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Re: Deputies arrest Florida man for having sex with gators
« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2008, 04:59:22 PM »
"Gator-Done ?" ( Apologies to Larry The Cable Guy )

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« Reply #19 on: May 25, 2008, 07:25:42 PM »
"Gator-Done ?" ( Apologies to Larry The Cable Guy )

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What a croc.   :-)
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Re: Deputies arrest Florida man for having sex with gators
« Reply #20 on: May 25, 2008, 07:27:37 PM »
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Deputies arrest Florida man for having sex with gators

There's more than one?

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« Reply #21 on: May 25, 2008, 07:28:06 PM »
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Deputies arrest Florida man for having sex with gators

There's more than one?

You don't have to buy them drinks first.  ;)
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« Reply #22 on: May 25, 2008, 07:29:15 PM »
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Deputies arrest Florida man for having sex with gators

There's more than one?

You don't have to buy them drinks first.  ;)

dinner can be a problem though. :o

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« Reply #23 on: May 25, 2008, 07:31:34 PM »
I'm gonna go ahead and ask it.... how do you have sex with an alligator more than once?

I mean, after the first time, wouldn't God look down on this mans corpse and say "bet you can't do THAT again!" :-)

he must have made a good impression on the gator the first time? :-)

Maybe they're both Paulites? :rotf:
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Re: Deputies arrest Florida man for having sex with gators
« Reply #24 on: May 26, 2008, 08:50:08 AM »
I'm actually torn here.

Give him a Hi-5 for being ballsy enough to try this not once, but TWICE, or a bitchslap for being stupid enough to try it not once, but TWICE?
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