I was just released from the hospital. I got there Monday night following a bad jump where I pretty much couldn't walk or sit. After the x-rays and CT are done, the doctor comes to me and says "Well, according to this xray, you just gave birth to a 10 pound baby." Turns out, I had a diastasis of the symphysis pubis, the ligament that holds the two sides of the pelvis together. I also fractured my right fibula. I have a sling holding my pelvis together now, and a walking boot for my fibula. I'm on 30 days of convalescent leave and have crutches and other disability related equipment.
Ladies, I will never, ever, talk shit about child birth again. That shit hurts.