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Nadin's Resume
« on: August 11, 2011, 06:55:29 AM »
I think we need a running resume for Nadin Brzzzzzzzzzzzzzz just so we can keep track of her accomplishments.  Feel free to cut and paste and add jobs as she reveals her other accomplishments and please, feel free to be as descriptive as you would like, or change the format.

An embellished resume is the best.  

I know I would like to be able to refer back to something from time to time for Nadin.  




RESUME/LIFE ACCOMPLISHMENTS
NADIN BRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2011, 08:14:19 AM »
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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2011, 08:52:46 AM »
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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2011, 09:41:22 AM »
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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2011, 09:45:20 AM »
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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2011, 09:48:43 AM »
Strategist.
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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2011, 10:15:41 AM »
Early Childhood Development
You may call me Jessica or Jess.

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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2011, 10:21:11 AM »
Spent seven years "servicing" inner-city youth.

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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2011, 10:23:27 AM »
Spent seven years "servicing" inner-city youth.

That sounds soooo wrong.  lol
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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2011, 10:25:22 AM »
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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2011, 10:41:19 AM »
That sounds soooo wrong.  lol

It goes on the resume since it was a paid position(s).

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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2011, 10:45:14 AM »
Spent seven years "servicing" inner-city youth.

She really said that?  :lmao:
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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2011, 11:00:10 AM »
She really said that?  :lmao:

Not that I'm aware of, but if Obama can embellish his resume, I figured Nadin can, too.  That one line on her resume would make her an attractive candidate for about 5,000 different Democrat internships.

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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2011, 11:13:31 AM »
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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2011, 11:26:29 AM »
14th post bump
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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2011, 11:26:45 AM »
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EMT - bossy boss
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Expert on the Mexican educational system.
Combat medic.
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Simulation gaming expert
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Early Childhood Development
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Philanthropy, in particular providing pizza to Democrat voters in important elections
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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2011, 12:07:13 PM »
I read her claim to have been involved in "debriefing" victims of political violence, so you can probably add Intelligence Analyst to the list.
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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2011, 12:31:41 PM »
She's an expert on experts.

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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2011, 12:42:40 PM »
Based on her recent post, we need to add:

Community Organizer, Riot Division

Also, all proper resumes need an Objective.

To obtain a position on the staff of generou$ Congressional Democrat (8"+ only).

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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2011, 01:08:49 PM »
I read her claim to have been involved in "debriefing" victims of political violence, so you can probably add Intelligence Analyst to the list.

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EMT - bossy boss
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Expert on the Mexican educational system.
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Spent seven years "servicing" inner-city youth
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Philanthropy, in particular providing pizza to Democrat voters in important elections
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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #20 on: August 11, 2011, 01:16:45 PM »
Author Extraordinaire of science fiction novels
EMT - bossy boss
Peace activist
World traveler
Election fraud expert
Milk and it's effects from Radiation Exposure expert
Expert on the Mexican educational system.
Combat medic.
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Early Childhood Development
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Hardened, steely-eyed combat vet
Philanthropy, in particular providing pizza to Democrat voters in important elections
Disaster preparedness consultant
Climatologist with specialization in catastrophic catastrophes
Macro-scale political and social trends analyst
Lead programmer for MSWord spelling and grammar checking algorithms
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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2011, 02:08:10 PM »
Based on her recent post, we need to add:

Community Organizer, Riot Division

Also, all proper resumes need an Objective.

To obtain a position on the staff of generou$ Congressional Democrat (8"+ only).

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EMT - bossy boss
Peace activist
World traveler
Election fraud expert
Milk and it's effects from Radiation Exposure expert
Expert on the Mexican educational system.
Combat medic.
Expert on US and World History
Strategist
Simulation gaming expert
Survivalist
Early Childhood Development
Spent seven years "servicing" inner-city youth
Hardened, steely-eyed combat vet
Philanthropy, in particular providing pizza to Democrat voters in important elections
Disaster preparedness consultant
Climatologist with specialization in catastrophic catastrophes
Macro-scale political and social trends analyst
Lead programmer for MSWord spelling and grammar checking algorithms
Intelligence Analyst
Community Organizer, Riot Division
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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #22 on: August 11, 2011, 02:35:29 PM »
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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2011, 03:16:41 PM »
As nadin's CC advocate I have to protest this undertaking UNLESS you somehow include that she knows a former submarine captain and single-handedly saved the world from radiation poison.
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Re: Nadin's Resume
« Reply #24 on: August 11, 2011, 03:22:02 PM »
I forgot that she's a world-class epidemiologist, having predicted the current worldwide avian flu catastrophe.