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Offline Eupher

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A Bitchslap Quest
« on: January 25, 2011, 04:41:55 PM »
I happened to look today and noticed I've inherited something like 16 bitchslaps in the last couple of days, with nobody having mentioned a damned thing about it.

Maybe that's a good thing. Maybe had you mentioned that you'd bitchslapped me, I would've said or done something that would warrant another one (or six, since some of you bastards like doling 'em out by the ****ing gross!).  :rotf:

I honestly do not give a shit about controlling the number of bitchslaps, except to increase them.

I'm on a quest. I want to be the first regular poster to achieve 1,000 bitchslaps. And I highly encourage those of you who bitchslap to have the 'nads of ANNOUNCING it so that I can repeat that behavior! It's important to me, dammit!

So bitchslap away!!

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2011, 04:44:16 PM »
I'm your Huckleberry...

BS for bad-mouthing drum corps.  :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2011, 04:45:49 PM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 25, 2011, 04:44:16 PM
I'm your Huckleberry...

BS for bad-mouthing drum corps.  :-)

Drum corps is cool......













if you like headaches.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2011, 04:49:23 PM »
BS just cuz you asked for it.   :bitchslap:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2011, 04:50:12 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 25, 2011, 04:49:23 PM
BS just cuz you asked for it.   :bitchslap:

Thank you, Tots! You're a peach!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2011, 04:50:52 PM »
Bitchslap for blowing hard round things.


Although, I should probably bitchslap myself too. I played the clarinet and trumpet. But I'm hoping to graduate to scraping a violin soon.  :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2011, 04:54:03 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on January 25, 2011, 04:50:52 PM
Bitchslap for blowing hard round things.


Although, I should probably bitchslap myself too. I played the clarinet and trumpet. But I'm hoping to graduate to scraping a violin soon.  :-)

Brass players refer to clarinets as "black sticks of death." They sound like cats fighting to me, although a bass clarinet's sound can be earthy.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2011, 04:59:58 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 25, 2011, 04:54:03 PM
Brass players refer to clarinets as "black sticks of death." They sound like cats fighting to me, although a bass clarinet's sound can be earthy.

I can see that. Hit a note wrong and that squeal will rupture an eardrum.

But I love a good jazz clarinet. Not many do it well through and the best has to be Buddy DeFranco. One of the things I love about where I go to school... We have one hell of a jazz program. I need to remember to go to the One O'Clock Lab Band concert on Thursday...
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2011, 05:00:36 PM »
BS for making me think you were whining.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2011, 05:09:44 PM »
I H5 you to mess up your potential BS record.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2011, 05:13:20 PM »
BS to counter EC's H5.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2011, 05:27:42 PM »
I was wondering what those were.  Hey, I have some!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2011, 05:50:55 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on January 25, 2011, 05:13:20 PM
BS to counter EC's H5.

H5 to counter your BS that countered my H5.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2011, 06:00:13 PM »
How about an "I don't want to do stats homework" BS?  :p
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2011, 07:07:05 PM »
BS'ed just to be nice.



I was kind of surprised that BSes were seen as a bad thing here.  I'm on a cattle forum where we are twisted enough to relish them and brag on our BS being greater than our H5s. 
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2011, 07:26:29 PM »
And a "half hour to SOTU" BS.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2011, 08:01:11 PM »
Eupher, weren't YOU one of the folks  chastizing me for complaining about the unannounced Bitch Slaps?!?!?!?!? Yes, I believe you were..... BS for whining......

About every time I open up the forum, I have a new bitch slap, yet again, unannounced or hidden in some ambiguous thread that I'll ever read.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2011, 08:02:34 PM »
Ohh, and a BS to all of the other participants.....:lmao:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2011, 08:05:05 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 25, 2011, 04:41:55 PM
I happened to look today and noticed I've inherited something like 16 bitchslaps in the last couple of days, with nobody having mentioned a damned thing about it.

Maybe that's a good thing. Maybe had you mentioned that you'd bitchslapped me, I would've said or done something that would warrant another one (or six, since some of you bastards like doling 'em out by the ****ing gross!).  :rotf:

I honestly do not give a shit about controlling the number of bitchslaps, except to increase them.

I'm on a quest. I want to be the first regular poster to achieve 1,000 bitchslaps. And I highly encourage those of you who bitchslap to have the 'nads of ANNOUNCING it so that I can repeat that behavior! It's important to me, dammit!

So bitchslap away!!

 :-)



Well If I must do so............
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2011, 08:06:06 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 25, 2011, 04:41:55 PM
I happened to look today and noticed I've inherited something like 16 bitchslaps in the last couple of days, with nobody having mentioned a damned thing about it.
HA! Tell me about it. I haven't posted in a couple of days sometimes and I get some serious BS's. :o
I got you beat Eupher. :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2011, 08:09:44 PM »
Quote from: true_blood on January 25, 2011, 08:06:06 PM
HA! Tell me about it. I haven't posted in a couple of days sometimes and I get some serious BS's. :o
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2011, 08:27:10 PM »
Quote from: Thor on January 25, 2011, 08:02:34 PM
Ohh, and a BS to all of the other participants.....:lmao:

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn You!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Biotch slap!

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2011, 08:29:43 PM »
Quote from: Thor on January 25, 2011, 08:01:11 PM
Eupher, weren't YOU one of the folks  chastizing me for complaining about the unannounced Bitch Slaps?!?!?!?!? Yes, I believe you were..... BS for whining......

About every time I open up the forum, I have a new bitch slap, yet again, unannounced or hidden in some ambiguous thread that I'll ever read.

And, yeah me too.  I figure people will look at me as a bad ass.   :angryvillagers:

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2011, 08:41:46 PM »
BS to contribute to your goal, Euph.

And is there really a BS bot? I had no idea...
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2011, 08:54:57 PM »
Quote from: Revolution on January 25, 2011, 08:41:46 PM
BS to contribute to your goal, Euph.

And is there really a BS bot? I had no idea...

No, there's not.  But I do believe we have some really bored members who BS for shits & giggles, many times per day.  :rotf:
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