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Offline franksolich

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Top DUmmies (Primitives) of 2009: #06 DU AdBot
« on: December 27, 2009, 06:42:01 AM »
06. DU AdBot, known only as "DU AdBot," a non-primitive on Skins's island.

There is not much one can say about DU AdBot, who says it all anyway.

DU AdBot of course is invisible to contributing primitives on Skins's island, but to visitors, DU AdBot is a hoot, usually advertising something contrary to that taken by a primitive who lights a campfire.

Such as during the recent elections in Virginia, putting up an advertisement boosting the Republican candidate when the campfire was favorable about the Democrat candidate.

And when the campfire is too fawning, too infatuated, too gushy, about Benito Bo, DU AdBot encourages purchase of "0bama cedar chests" and $800 bronze sculptures of Benito Bo.

Unfortunately, because DU AdBot posts images rather than text, it's difficult to bring DU AdBot's quotes over here.....but if one needs a laugh, when on Skins's island, if bored with reading the primitive comments, it's a good idea just to scroll down to the bottom of the page--and DU AdBot is always the bottom of the page--to see what DU AdBot has to say about the matter the primitives are bibble-babbling about.

There are some who insist Skins does this on purpose, so as to tick off the primitives enough that they cough up some cash for Skins's island, making DU AdBot invisible, and hence, inoffensive, to the primitives.
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Re: Top DUmmies (Primitives) of 2009: #06
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2009, 07:41:26 AM »
I think the DU AdBot needs a lifetime achievement award. :bow:
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Re: Top DUmmies (Primitives) of 2009: #06
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2009, 11:25:31 AM »
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Re: Top DUmmies (Primitives) of 2009: #06
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2009, 01:27:15 PM »
Adbot is king in the land of the blind.

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Re: Top DUmmies (Primitives) of 2009: #06
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2009, 07:54:00 PM »
Some DUmmies want him TS'd. Mostly the ones who don't donate and can't hide ads.
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Re: Top DUmmies (Primitives) of 2009: #06
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2009, 08:02:34 PM »