> I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started
> with certain basics.
>
> "How much do you weigh?" she asked. "135," I replied.
>
> The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
>
> The nurse asked: "Your height?" "5 feet, 6 inches," I
> answered.
>
> The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5 feet, 3 inches.
>
> She then took my blood pressure and told me that it's very high.
>
> "Of course it's high!" I screamed. "When I came in here I was
> tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
>
> She put me on Prozac.
>
> What a bitch.
