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Offline Chris_

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Re: So I see this bumper sticker on this van.....
« Reply #25 on: September 14, 2009, 12:08:59 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on September 14, 2009, 12:06:00 PM
So, I pulled behind a van today, it had a bumper sticker that said "DUmpster divers are DUmmies". I flew into a rage! I pulled up along side the Freeper with the intentions of flipping him off, telling him he was Number 1! Then I saw he was wearing a shoulder holster with a .40 cal Sig Sauer under his arm pit! I pissed all over my self and got the hell out of there! Boy THAT was a close one!
One problem with that.  A DUmmie wouldn't know a Sig Sauer from a cigarette.
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Re: So I see this bumper sticker on this van.....
« Reply #26 on: September 14, 2009, 12:14:02 PM »
I was pulling into a parking space at Walmart the other day when I noticed the car next to me had Obama08, Wage Peace, and that weird "coexist" bumper stickers. I got out of my truck, locked the door, and went into the store wondering what a moonbat was doing here.

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Re: So I see this bumper sticker on this van.....
« Reply #27 on: September 14, 2009, 12:14:35 PM »
I need to get that bumper sticker. I'd like to see how many Libtards try to "stomp the shit out of me".
Should be rather interesting.
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Re: So I see this bumper sticker on this van.....
« Reply #28 on: September 14, 2009, 01:16:29 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on September 14, 2009, 12:08:59 PM
One problem with that.  A DUmmie wouldn't know a Sig Sauer from a cigarette.
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Ah, you're right! Sometimes I take it for granted that others know what a firearm looks like!

DUmmies wouldn't know a Sig from a water pistol they swear they didn't buy at Wally World for their kid.
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Re: So I see this bumper sticker on this van.....
« Reply #29 on: September 14, 2009, 01:20:04 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on September 14, 2009, 12:14:35 PM
I need to get that bumper sticker. I'd like to see how many Libtards try to "stomp the shit out of me".
Should be rather interesting.

I'll probly go to hell, but I've been praying one of these DIpshits will call me out! We'll see who gets the mud puddle stomped in their ass! Thankfully Obummer supporters are few and far between in my neck of the woods.
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Re: So I see this bumper sticker on this van.....
« Reply #30 on: September 14, 2009, 04:06:41 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on September 14, 2009, 01:20:04 PM
I'll probly go to hell, but I've been praying one of these DIpshits will call me out! We'll see who gets the mud puddle stomped in their ass! Thankfully Obummer supporters are few and far between in my neck of the woods.


Not too many around my neck of the woods, but I do see the occasional Prius with stupid bumper stickers all over it.
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