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Full-Auto:
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Schadenfreude:
Prepare for excrutiatingly painful moderating process.  :evillaugh:

Try me, I think you'll like it, first I will write you a limrick


full auto was naughty and knew it
mod'ration by schadie would do it
Lickety split she was there
grabbed him by the short hair
and spanked his bare bottom to prove it

Chris_:
Give him to asdf2231   :lmao:

Schadenfreude:

--- Quote from: Full-Auto on January 06, 2008, 08:56:33 AM ---Here we go, I'll start off light and slowly move to the heavy to figure out exactly what will get Schadie to moderate me.


--- Quote ---As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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Oh Ward, that is so Leave it to Beaver..... did someone say beaver?  :lmao:

Schadenfreude:

--- Quote from: Full-Auto on January 06, 2008, 09:03:13 AM ---Ok, how about this?


--- Quote ---A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to **** your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
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I think you found the boundary.  :-)

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