^^ FUNDRAISER ^^

[PatriotGame]

I have the distinguished honor of being on the Committee to raise $5,000,000
for a monument of Hillary R. Clinton . We originally wanted to put her on Mt.
Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.

 We then decided  to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington , D.C. Hall Of Fame.
We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper
to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside
her husband William J. Clinton, who never told the truth, since Hillary could never
tell the difference. We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus,
the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not  knowing where he was going, and
when he got there he didn't know where he was. He returned not knowing where he
had been, and did it all on somebody else's money.

               Thank you,
Hillary  R. Clinton Monument Committee
 
P.S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.

[Chris_]

LOL -- I leave it to the people who need the crutch of smilies to post the more physical ideas.