sniffa (1000+ posts) Fri Oct-03-08 06:55 PM
Original message
Some woman called the cops on me today
I was working on a street in Southie today and I hear someone yelling to me from a window across the street.
"Hey! What are you doing!?" I ignore her completely and she continues to yell some version of that over and over, getting angrier and angrier. She then yells to me that she's going to call the police. Again, I ignore her and do my job and she says, "Didn't you hear me!? I'm going to call the police!"
So I finally look up and acknowledge the annoying lunatic and tell her to please, go ahead and call the police.
"You're just hanging out here! You're just hanging out! You can't do that! I'm calling the police! Did you hear me!? I'm calling the police now!"
This went on for maybe 10 minutes or longer and at some point I told her to mind her own business, to which she replied that this is her business and that we're just hanging out and you can't just hang out to which I finally made a hand puppet motion of "blah blah blah".
At around this time she had a phone in her hand and was waving it at me. So she calls the police gives them a description of me and god knows what she told them. I just continued working and ignoring her as she continued to yell for another few minutes.
So a police car with 2 officers rolls up maybe 15 minutes later. They said they got a call and said I must have been the guy the woman was talking about. I said, "yeah, some lunatic was leaning out the window yelling at me" as I point to her window - and she's pressed against the window watching. I did a quick impression of her and her gravelly voice and one cop cracked the **** up and told me, "that's good." - I'm guessing they've dealt with her before. So they wish us a good day, and I return the salutation as they take off.
Great use of police resources. Nice tie-up of 911 too.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8141101Impossible to tell what DUmmy sniffa was doing to provoke a call for police. Maybe dealing, or wearing a sandwich board for a mattress shop. Or nothing, since the overwhelming likelihood is that this story is a drug-induced fantasy. Any tale that includes a DUmmy "working" is highly suspect.
KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Fri Oct-03-08 06:58 PM
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1. Lovely neighborhood y'all live in.
People porking each other on the roof...
People in convenience stores demanding quarters...
People in apartments calling the police for no good reason...
DUmmy flvegan sounds more familiar with Dummy sniffa than I am.
flvegan (1000+ posts) Fri Oct-03-08 06:59 PM
Response to Original message
3. "Working" again? You know, the wig, fishnets and high heels
always give folks the wrong impression.
sniffa (1000+ posts) Fri Oct-03-08 10:42 PM
Response to Reply #27
30. I was actually shocked to see not one Memorial today
I worked in/near Egleston Square early in the summer and I saw one every other block (not to mention dead cats every other block
Again this strange reference to "work". This word can have strange meanings in DUmmyland.
sniffa (1000+ posts) Fri Oct-03-08 08:33 PM
Response to Reply #11
12. Whenever you want
I need to compile my urban surveyor memoirs.
Oh!! Now I understand! DUmmy sniffa is a professional "urban surveyor". Wait a minute. Urban surveyor?? I guess it could be the sandwich boards. Maybe he's paid to walk around in a Burger King king costume. Or a transvestite prostitute? I am sure a community organizer could clear this up.
Regardless what an "urban surveyor" does, this one is clearly a democrat:
sniffa (1000+ posts) Fri Oct-03-08 10:35 PM
Response to Reply #28
29. Hey, I'm still shocked I didn't swear once at her
I use f-bombs like breaths of air. That was so unlike me.
DUmmy sniffa was a more prominent DUmmy during the glory days of his alleged menage a trois.
Now, he seems to be just another roach in the lounge.