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A TIT Wahhhhhhhhmbulance thread: If a business pisses you off, Yelp 'em.
« on: October 03, 2008, 09:26:51 PM »
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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Fri Oct-03-08 08:24 PM
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If a business pisses you off, Yelp 'em. 
 
If something that a business does manages to piss you off:

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go to

www.yelp.com

Enter the city and business name.

Go to Reviews and say anything you want about them

Nasty, illegal, untrue, it doesn't matter. Yelp will publish it.

I know this because some cretins freeped my business' site, accusing me of assault and other miscellaneous crap.

Yelp refused to remove the slanderous posts, so I decided to do something about it. (I'm gonna whine like a 3 year old on the interwebs!!!)

So next time you see something that some redneck business owner does...

Yelp 'em.
 


So the biggest liar in the universe is upset because some people lied about his lie...   :-)  :rotf:

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cali  (1000+ posts)        Fri Oct-03-08 08:37 PM
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2. I love unintentional irony
 it's quite amusing.


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NeedleCast  (1000+ posts)      Fri Oct-03-08 08:44 PM
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3. Haven't you admitted to several minor crimes right here on DU
 You said:

I know this because some cretins freeped my business' site, accusing me of assault and other miscellaneous crap.

Just last week you were telling us all what a badass you were for stealing 35 bucks in gas from some "dumb blond" and justified it by saying she had a McCain sticker on her SUV.

Reap what you sow...


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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Fri Oct-03-08 08:50 PM
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4. I don't remember saying
 what a "badass" I am.

Maybe it's a fantasy of yours.

But I am a pretty accomplished street fighter.(And by "Street Fighter" he of course means that he once blew a guy in an alley.)  :whatever:

And I didn't really "steal" that money, she was just too ****ing dumb to keep it.


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NeedleCast  (1000+ posts)      Fri Oct-03-08 08:53 PM
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5. and you bragged all about how you took advantage
 street fighter tough, stealing from women. Nice.

You posted your stories of petty crime in a public forum and the freeps burned you. Karma = bitch.

Lockies!

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pinto   (1000+ posts)        Fri Oct-03-08 08:59 PM
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7. Please don't promote internet thuggery.
 Thanks.

DU moderators.
 
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Re: A TIT Wahhhhhhhhmbulance thread: If a business pisses you off, Yelp 'em.
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2008, 09:29:45 PM »
Ohh MY!

He started one in the Lounge too!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8141040

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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Fri Oct-03-08 06:14 PM
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Do you want to screw around with a retailer/restaurant/business?
 Advertisements [?]Simply go to:

www.yelp.com

Find a business you want to **** with, and write any kind of Review you want.

Some Freeps did it to me (even accusing me of assault) and I complained to the folks at Yelp. They basically said, "Too bad".

So go to a review of a redneck bar and say that you saw the owner having sex with a dog in the office.

You can say anything you want to, true or not.

I hope nobody goes there and posts a scathing review of the art shop pervert who tried to get them to buy bad oil paintings of himself naked with his dog...  :uhsure:



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Re: A TIT Wahhhhhhhhmbulance thread: If a business pisses you off, Yelp 'em.
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2008, 09:30:15 PM »
The lying titty primitive doesn't seem to get the reactions he used to.
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Re: A TIT Wahhhhhhhhmbulance thread: If a business pisses you off, Yelp 'em.
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2008, 09:33:24 PM »
You know it would be so easy now to post about a certain trinket shop in Tiburon that a certain William H. Badass works at. I wonder how he would like to see the name of said shop smeared online?
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Re: A TIT Wahhhhhhhhmbulance thread: If a business pisses you off, Yelp 'em.
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2008, 09:35:47 PM »
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2. I love unintentional irony
 it's quite amusing.

WOW! I agree, Cali. This is the same fool that was bragging just a few weeks ago about not selling a product to some "Rethugs" and actually kicking them out of "his" <----yeah, right, store.  :whatever:

Let's not make a habit of it though, dear.
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Re: A TIT Wahhhhhhhhmbulance thread: If a business pisses you off, Yelp 'em.
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2008, 09:40:07 PM »
He's really getting desperate huh?
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Re: A TIT Wahhhhhhhhmbulance thread: If a business pisses you off, Yelp 'em.
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2008, 09:41:20 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on October 03, 2008, 09:40:07 PM
He's really getting desperate huh?

It couldn't happen to a better primitive.
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Re: A TIT Wahhhhhhhhmbulance thread: If a business pisses you off, Yelp 'em.
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Re: A TIT Wahhhhhhhhmbulance thread: If a business pisses you off, Yelp 'em.
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2008, 10:00:04 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 03, 2008, 09:41:20 PM
Quote from: DixieBelle on October 03, 2008, 09:40:07 PM
He's really getting desperate huh?

It couldn't happen to a better primitive.


Agreed.
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Re: A TIT Wahhhhhhhhmbulance thread: If a business pisses you off, Yelp 'em.
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Re: A TIT Wahhhhhhhhmbulance thread: If a business pisses you off, Yelp 'em.
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2008, 10:01:36 PM »
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I did enjoy their selection of aroma-therapy oil burners,  but I would not suggest this shop because of their strident (and somewhat racist) political bullying. If you are a rich, white elitist liberal this shop is probably ok, but if you are a minority member who votes Republican I would avoid the place.

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Re: A TIT Wahhhhhhhhmbulance thread: If a business pisses you off, Yelp 'em.
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2008, 10:02:44 PM »
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I did enjoy their selection of aroma-therapy oil burners,  but I would not suggest this shop because of their strident (and somewhat racist) political bullying. If you are a rich, white elitist liberal this shop is probably ok, but if you are a minority member who votes Republican I would avoid the place.

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« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2008, 10:05:48 PM »
Best. Comments. Ever. :-)

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Re: A TIT Wahhhhhhhhmbulance thread: If a business pisses you off, Yelp 'em.
« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2008, 10:17:14 PM »
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Re: A TIT Wahhhhhhhhmbulance thread: If a business pisses you off, Yelp 'em.
« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2008, 10:34:30 PM »
Quote from: LC EFA on October 03, 2008, 09:58:00 PM
http://www.yelp.com/biz/opia-home-and-garden-gallery-sonoma


BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Damn!  I wish I lived close enough (but not that close) because it would be fun to go and mess with his feeble little brain.   :shortbus:
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Re: A TIT Wahhhhhhhhmbulance thread: If a business pisses you off, Yelp 'em.
« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2008, 10:36:07 PM »
I notice it says the shop is not wheelchair accessible....isn't that a violation of the law? 
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« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2008, 11:54:01 PM »
Quote from: lizard on October 03, 2008, 10:36:07 PM
I notice it says the shop is not wheelchair accessible....isn't that a violation of the law? 

It depends on when the building was built. There is a grandfather clause of some kind in the ADA.
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Re: A TIT Wahhhhhhhhmbulance thread: If a business pisses you off, Yelp 'em.
« Reply #17 on: October 04, 2008, 12:34:00 AM »
Cretin freeper #1 right here.  *bows deeply*

Wondered how long it was going to take ol' TiT to find that.
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« Reply #18 on: October 04, 2008, 01:29:03 AM »
Quote from: LC EFA on October 03, 2008, 09:58:00 PM
http://www.yelp.com/biz/opia-home-and-garden-gallery-sonoma


BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


I added my 2 cents tonight.

Hey, anything I can do to help, yanno?

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« Reply #19 on: October 04, 2008, 01:35:15 AM »
Quote from: dandi on October 04, 2008, 01:29:03 AM
I added my 2 cents tonight.

Hey, anything I can do to help, yanno?

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« Reply #20 on: October 04, 2008, 05:06:27 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 03, 2008, 09:30:15 PM
The lying titty primitive doesn't seem to get the reactions he used to.

Do you think that buried deep inside the primitives there is still enough of a spark of rationality to realize that by his stories Tom is actually treating them as fools,too stupid to realize they are being lied to?
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« Reply #21 on: October 04, 2008, 10:30:10 AM »
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So I decide to check out this shop because I heard it had the most extensive collection of velvet Elvis and poker-playing dog paintings in the bay area. As I came in the door I almost tripped over what I thought was some wino transient catching a few Zs on the floor. Suddenly he stirs and rolls over and I notice a name tag with "Tom" scrawled on it in yellow highlighter and I realize he works there. There was a large dark stain spreading from the crotch of his pants and a smell hit me reminiscent of fine bus station restrooms, but being a liberal kind of guy I blow it off figuring, you know, different strokes for different folks and all that. Besides, I really wanted that full length portrait of The King in his white sequined jumpsuit.

I browsed around a bit, past the cheap Japanese paper lanterns and genuine Haitian phallus carvings and Hillary Clinton nutcrackers and all the while "Tom" is staring at me with his red, rheumy, ratlike eyes. Then he slurs, "Are you gunna buy sumthin'?" I reply yes, but told him I was looking for something special. "Cummere", he croaks, and motions me over to the counter. He rummages around for a while and finally produces a cigar box, looks around furtively, and says, "This is a gook ear I took in Nam when I wuz in the Green Beret SEALS." He opens the box to reveal what is quite obviously a dried trumpet mushroom. When I observe that what he has is indeed a piece of vegetable matter and not a human anatomical feature, he gets all indignant and starts sputtering and mumbling something about "doing to me what he did to John Warner", and that he's buddies with all the local cops and ex-special forces guys and knows a "freeper" when he sees one, whatever that is.

About that time I notice that his crotch stain has grown even larger and the Eau de Toilet smell has intensified, so I figure maybe it's time to take my leave. I tell him I appreciate his help but perhaps I'll look at a couple more stores first. He starts grunting and I thought he was about to say something else but he ends up just vomiting into a plastic Ming vase replica, adding an entirely new dimension of smell to the shop. As I pass the counter I notice his computer is logged on to some website named democratic-something-or-other. I look back over my shoulder as I walk out and he's typing furiously on the computer, pausing only once to glare at me again with those red, crusty eyes.

If you're ever in Tiburon looking for some fine art, I'd recommend skipping this place and picking up a nice paint-by-numbers set at the local Wal-Mart. They even have them on black velvet, too.

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Re: A TIT Wahhhhhhhhmbulance thread: If a business pisses you off, Yelp 'em.
« Reply #22 on: October 04, 2008, 12:00:28 PM »
This thread seems to have attracted a lot of Hot Rods and Softees.

As time goes by, the fact that every statement by TiTtyboy is an obvious lie has slowly percolated into the sandstone-like brains at the DUmp.
Whereas his lies rarely got anything but attaboys a year or two ago, now almost every tale he spins is met with mockery and derision.
He no longer even tries the military stories.
Anyone who expressed any doubt about his heroic DUmbassery in the past was immediately attacked from all sides.
Now DUmmies can laugh at his crazy fantasies with impunity.
Even a figure as pathetic as the drunken Pitt still has a few (very few) defenders in DUmmyland, but not TiTtyboy.
It is as if the DUmmys have seen franksolich's rating of TiT, and agree.
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Re: A TIT Wahhhhhhhhmbulance thread: If a business pisses you off, Yelp 'em.
« Reply #23 on: October 04, 2008, 12:55:19 PM »
LOL...my shop is listed on Yelp...a positively glowing review :-)
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Re: A TIT Wahhhhhhhhmbulance thread: If a business pisses you off, Yelp 'em.
« Reply #24 on: October 04, 2008, 05:55:22 PM »
Yelp thread #3...

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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Fri Oct-03-08 06:22 PM
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1. Yelp WestVest Associates
 go to

wwww.Yelp.com

Then enter Doral, FL

Find WestVest Assoc

Go to Reviews

And say anything you like, true or not.

You can say the owner has been convicted of bestiality and Yelp will leave it up.
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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Fri Oct-03-08 06:41 PM
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3. I wonder.
 I really wonder if he and Cheney are planning on leaving.

The entire Cabinet (except Paulsen) has been completely off the screen, of late.

One thing I am sure of, though, is that the little bastard will never be able to appear freely in public. His appearances will be strictly limited and controlled.

I hope he eventually commits suicide.
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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Fri Oct-03-08 08:13 PM
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8. That's great!
 The reason that I know about Yelp is because some cretins freeped my Gallery's site and Yelp refused to do anything about it.

You can pick a business that pisses you off and write anything you want about them.

You can say that you saw a clerk watching kiddie porn on the computer while smoking ice, holding the pipe with one hand and his dick with the other.

Anything.

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