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A honest question...
« on: April 13, 2021, 10:22:51 AM »
Have you ever been laying in bed when you feel a sneeze coming on and you don't want to disturb the person peacefully slumbering beside you so you try to stifle the sneeze but all you end up doing is making this noise from the back of your palette that explodes like a warthog was kicked in the groin while crunching on celery and walking across broken shards on a tile floor creating a sound so horrific the other person bolts upright out of sheer mortal terror with their eyes whipping around frantically before finally seeing you sheepishly laying there trying to find some rational explanation?

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Re: A honest question...
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2021, 11:32:23 AM »
No.  :rofl:

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Re: A honest question...
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2021, 07:17:58 PM »
Nope.

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Re: A honest question...
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2021, 08:43:20 PM »
No, but it only makes me think of somewhat similar experiences.

Such as making an attempt to pass gas and the unfortunate happens in the bowels.  Come on it, has happened to all of us.

Naturally, this reminds me of a Carlin joke.  Paraphrasing from memory:

Have you ever been taking a leak and had to sneeze?  All of a sudden, you have to tell yourself to "STOP pissing, we have to sneeze now!"  It is impossible to do both at the same time.
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Re: A honest question...
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2021, 07:15:14 PM »
Usually when that happens, I sneeze and fart simultaneously. The results are as you would expect.
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