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Murphy’s law

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Law of Mechanical Repair- After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

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Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.

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Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

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Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.

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Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.

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