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Workover:
It’s valentines next week and my wife has been leaving jewelry catalogs and such all over the house.
I’m buying her a magazine rack.
Workover:
Apart from being exhausted, financially unstable, nearing a mental breakdown and being fat, I’m just fine. Thanks.
Workover:
I think the real reason this generation is so angry is their music sucks.
Workover:
People don’t want to hear your opinion.
They want to hear their opinion coming out of your mouth.
Workover:
We think we’re so much smarter these days.
Years ago the new motorcycle owners manual told you how to set the valves.
Now it tells you not to drink the water out of the battery.
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