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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #75 on: December 01, 2016, 06:36:39 PM »
New dirt on Big Mo, if anybody needs it to help make up their mind how they're going to vote.

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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #76 on: December 02, 2016, 04:29:31 AM »
New dirt on Big Mo, if anybody needs it to help make up their mind how they're going to vote.

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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #77 on: December 02, 2016, 05:16:05 AM »
We're down to the final two days; the nominations thus far.

In case one finds the ballot too long:

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Rather than looking at the list of names and trying to choose ten, instead DO NOT look at the list and think FIRST about five--not ten--primitives one remembers the most from this past year.

And they're probably on the list.

for the William Rivers Pitt, the "Bill," for the most memorable primitive the past 15 years:

cali, the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive
California Peggy, the poetess laureatess of Skins's island
mopinko, Big Mo
NYC_SKP, Skippy
siddithers
Stinky the Clown, the sparkling old dude
TheMagistrate
walldude

The ones who've already won and aren't eligible any more:

TomInTib
BouncyBall
William Pitt
nadinbrzezinski
Alan Grayson
undergroundpanther
DainBramaged
Omaha Steve


for the Top Ten DUmmies of 2016 (ten selected):

BainsBane, Jugs, head horsewoman of the Four Horsewomen of the Femapocalypse
boston bean, one of the Four Horsewomen of the Femapocalypse
bravenak
BuzzClik
ColesCountyDem, the big guy's best pal
Cyrano
demtenjeep, Pamela, she of the runny bowels
diabeticman and his inflatable wife
DFW, Attila Marc the Hun
dixiegrrrrl
EffieBlack
fizzgig, thunderthighs
flamin lib
Gothmog, the Texas pyramid
Graham4Anything, from DU Jr.
Hoyt
JeffersonsGhost, the maestro of edits
JudiLynn, the head Yugoista of the late Chavez apologists
KamaAina, the white dude masquerading as an Oriental girl, although no one knows why
Ken Burch, the bearded slob up in Alaska
kentuck, who doesn't appear especially bright
KingCharlemagne
kpete, the rich bitch
LaydeeBug
LetMyPeopleVote from DU Jr.
LynneSin
malaise, cricketeer Christine, part of the 1% down there in Jamaica
MannyGoldstein
MineralMan, Minnesota Moses
MrScorpio, Lamond, Mrs Corpio
NanceGreggs, widder Nan
NuclearDem (the child molester, NOT to be confused with Nuclear Unicorn)
Omaha Steve, the big guy from Bellevue
PCIntern, the story-telling dentist in Philadelphia
philoslayer
pnwmom
randyS1
retrowire
Scuba
Secular Motion
Skinner, Elad, and EarlG (the three as a single group)
Skittles
sheshe2
Stone Space
Strange Story on Skins's island; Strange Luck on DU Jr.
TheMastersNemesis, ol' hypertensive Bob
Tobin S., the Tobe, Guatama Toby the overall-wearing Buddha
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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #78 on: December 02, 2016, 11:19:51 AM »
Top 10:

Bravenak - for a variety of reasons but especially for encouraging other primitives to give us free salt.
MasterNemisis
trueblue2007 - For thinking Donald Trump was watching her cry through her television
Ken Burch
jodymarie aimee - For the free salt
Sunshine evolver - for one of the longest, most entertaining posts of the year that was too long for me to finish reading
malaise - for her Margaret Trudeau levels of love for Fidel Castro
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin - for her concern over rural drug users whom she hates for voting for Trump
woodsprite - for her brilliant post in where she intimates former DOTY winner Nadin has been getting verbally harassed for looking like a transgender dwarf. Brilliant stroke.
JeffersonsGhost - The Primitive Who thinks Chinese Satellites are Harassing him.

I do wish Jill Stein has posted even once at the DUmp as she is my top pick.

For the Bill, I nominate Zephyr who's life provided a memorable avatar and who died attempting to keep the Primitives informed of very important things.

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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #79 on: December 02, 2016, 12:15:07 PM »


Man, what a well-thought-out list.  Thank you!

The primitive whose name you're trying to recall is JeffersonsGhost.
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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #80 on: December 02, 2016, 12:38:53 PM »
Lady FreeDumb Returns is not on the top 10 list? It not, I nominate her.
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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #81 on: December 02, 2016, 02:19:12 PM »

Man, what a well-thought-out list.  Thank you!

The primitive whose name you're trying to recall is JeffersonsGhost.

Thanks Frank!
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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #82 on: December 02, 2016, 04:54:16 PM »
Fresh new dirt on primitives in the running for Top DUmmies of 2016.

If one goes over there and looks, please leave a "high five" for those adding to our treasury of primitive details and lore.

comment 3387, but probably it'd be good to check all of the preceding page, and this whole page:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.3375
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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #83 on: December 02, 2016, 04:56:12 PM »
Lady FreeDumb Returns is not on the top 10 list? It not, I nominate her.

^^^Seconded.  This year will be tricky, as we try to hedge our nominations just in case there are any DUmbass eruptions from the likes of nutcases like Amber.

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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #84 on: December 02, 2016, 05:03:22 PM »
^^^Seconded.  This year will be tricky, as we try to hedge our nominations just in case there are any DUmbass eruptions from the likes of nutcases like Amber.

This'll be on the next thread (to be posted Sunday morning), but anyway, voting runs from Sunday evening December 4 up until circa suppertime ten days later, December 14.

One can change one's votes, provided it's made clear to Mr. Wiggum, who counts them, what one's doing. 

So one can vote, and change those votes any time until voting closes.
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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #85 on: December 02, 2016, 06:36:41 PM »
^^^Seconded.  This year will be tricky, as we try to hedge our nominations just in case there are any DUmbass eruptions from the likes of nutcases like Amber.

You know, there's three primitives who've usually been considered for top DUmmies damned near every single year, but who've been mysteriously silent since November 8th; the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive, the sparkling old dude, and Atman.

If they don't hurry up and start hanging around Skins's island pretty soon, they're going to miss out on this year's awards.
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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #86 on: December 02, 2016, 11:05:45 PM »
I haven't read through the thread, but I'm confident I'm not adding anyone new. But anyway ...

TMN, for his splenetic ventings ...

mal, for her steadfast hatred of the US and infinite knowledge of the US, well, in her mind, anyway ...

bn, for her blindered vision of the world through the lens of race.
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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #87 on: December 03, 2016, 01:56:08 AM »
OK, if the qualification for "The Bill" is "most memorable DUmmie in the last 15 years," then I think that I have to nominate fister, a/k/a BenBurch. 

Oh, how I wish I could forget fister....

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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #88 on: December 03, 2016, 06:30:00 AM »
OK, if the qualification for "The Bill" is "most memorable DUmmie in the last 15 years," then I think that I have to nominate fister, a/k/a BenBurch. 

Oh, how I wish I could forget fister....

Whoa.  You're right, absolutely right.

We forgot about Fat Che.  How that was possible, I don't know, but we did.  It's a good thing you remembered before nominations closed.

<<<heartily, and belatedly, endorses Fat Che.
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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #89 on: December 03, 2016, 10:58:40 AM »
Whoa.  You're right, absolutely right.

We forgot about Fat Che.  How that was possible, I don't know, but we did.  It's a good thing you remembered before nominations closed.

<<<heartily, and belatedly, endorses Fat Che.
We're really approaching the point when we may need to create a DUmp Hall of Infamy.  So we can immortalize the cream of the stupid from the DUmp over these many years.

Sounds like a project for the new year.  I'll bring that up in a separate thread soon.
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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #90 on: December 03, 2016, 11:15:14 AM »
We're really approaching the point when we may need to create a DUmp Hall of Infamy.  So we can immortalize the cream of the stupid from the DUmp over these many years.

Sounds like a project for the new year.  I'll bring that up in a separate thread soon.

I've always been disappointed in my attempts to get the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, the Greatest Primitive Ever, "Redstone," the William Rivers Pitt award.

(This by the way is NOT a nomination.)

Redstone exemplified all the characteristics of primitivity, all, not just "some of" or "most of" them, but all of them.  The Perfect Primitive.

But alas, it's only people such as yourself, USA4ME, Adam Wood, and franksolich who would understand why; we have longer memories reaching back further than most here.

Some day, someone's going to hew out a new Mount Rushmore featuring the best primitives ever, which might or might not include Redstone, William Rivers Pitt, California Peggy, and nadinbrezinski.....and the ugly mug of Redstone would be about where the head of George Washington is on the real Mount Rushmore.

The Greatest Primitive Ever, with California Peggy taking the place of Jefferson, William Rivers Pitt the half-obscured face of Ted Roosevelt, and cousin nadin Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #91 on: December 03, 2016, 11:25:42 AM »


The Greatest Primitive Ever, with California Peggy taking the place of Jefferson, William Rivers Pitt the half-obscured face of Ted Roosevelt, and cousin nadin Abraham Lincoln.

It's a good thing Ben Franklin isn't already up there, as the two of them are practically twins.

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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #92 on: December 03, 2016, 11:32:38 AM »
It's a good thing Ben Franklin isn't already up there, as the two of them are practically twins.

For the scenically-challenged, or the rural-Great Plains-flyover-ignorant, which is generally primitives:

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« Reply #93 on: December 03, 2016, 11:40:39 AM »
For the scenically-challenged, or the rural-Great Plains-flyover-ignorant, which is generally primitives:



There is always a distinct lack of primitives when visiting Mount Rushmore.  Combined with being in flyover country, and no real airports nearby, it makes for a nice visit.

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« Reply #94 on: December 03, 2016, 12:40:30 PM »

There is always a distinct lack of primitives when visiting Mount Rushmore.  Combined with being in flyover country, and no real airports nearby, it makes for a nice visit.
Because Mount Rushmore is inherently racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, etc. (DUmp thinking)
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Re: nominating thread for Top DUmmies of 2016
« Reply #95 on: December 03, 2016, 05:36:33 PM »
Okay, it's suppertime (5:30 p.m.) out here in the Sandhills of Nebraska, and it's darker than Hades outside, with a light covering of snow, and so this thread is now closed to nominations and comments.

The voting thread will be posted at this same place some time tomorrow (Sunday) with the instructions and the ballot.  As the voting will last ten days, there's plenty of time for campaigning on behalf of one's favorite primitives, and yes, that's exactly what the voting thead's for.

My thanks to all who nominated and commented.
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