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Title: VIDEO: Chinese Soldier Hilariously Ruins Xi's Synchronized Parade
Post by: pjcomix on April 15, 2021, 01:05:14 PM

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Everything was perfectly synchronized during Chinese President Xi's carefully choreographed parade a couple of years  ago. And then one soldier who was wildly but hilariously out of synch ruined it all. He turned his head at least a full three seconds before he was supposed to.  Hopefully, that soldier suffered no consequences but if he did, I hope this video turns his out of synch error into a popular meme that will serve to get him out  of trouble, especially if that trouble meant a long stay at a re-education camp.

Hey, Xi! It was funny!  And he made your parade interesting. So cut the poor guy a break.

https://youtu.be/iJ625ytTAc0 (https://youtu.be/iJ625ytTAc0)

Title: Re: VIDEO: Chinese Soldier Hilariously Ruins Xi's Synchronized Parade
Post by: Drafe Hoblin on April 15, 2021, 04:47:57 PM

He's probably an imbedded CCP-mole, so he's allowed free head-movement to look for 'actual' out-of-sync-ers...

Title: Re: VIDEO: Chinese Soldier Hilariously Ruins Xi's Synchronized Parade
Post by: USA4ME on April 15, 2021, 09:46:28 PM

He’s probably dead by now.

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Title: Re: VIDEO: Chinese Soldier Hilariously Ruins Xi's Synchronized Parade
Post by: ADsOutburst on April 15, 2021, 10:45:22 PM

What soldier turning what head?  :-)