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Offline DumbAss Tanker

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The Miracle That Is A Legislative Investigation
« on: October 13, 2008, 05:48:31 AM »
A legislative investigation is a special process by which we can learn:

A vicious dictator with large quantities of nerve gas on hand even before a war can be found to have had no real WMD program, but

One can investigate a political opponent who is Governor and conclude it was a violation of ethics laws for her to ask the Director of Public Safety to fire a trooper she believed had threatened members of her family...

Boy, I can hardly wait to see how the Democrat Congress wraps their little pointy heads around vindicating Barney Frank and Chris Dodd from any role in the economic crisis!  They could probably start by picking Chuck Schumer to run it....

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Re: The Miracle That Is A Legislative Investigation
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2008, 02:14:49 PM »
Nope.You have done well enough. They are that twisted and after they are done they'll make it look like it was Ken Starrs fault all over again for Frannie and Freddie.
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Re: The Miracle That Is A Legislative Investigation
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2008, 10:36:26 AM »
Blame it on Nixon and Hoover.  And Alexander Hamilton.
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Re: The Miracle That Is A Legislative Investigation
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2008, 10:49:34 AM »
Cursing is the crutch of the inarticulate mother****er, DUmmies.   -NHSparky

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