http://www.marthacoakley.com/blog/details/neighborHello Sir, I am calling on behalf of the Martha Coakley campaign. She would call herself but she is at a huge fundraiser with Big Pharma and Insurance Corporation executives.
Martha Coakley isn’t willing to shake hands with regular people because she is above all of you Fenway slobs, just like the Kennedy family. She is fit to sit in the seat.
Another position she holds that should win your vote is to keep those awful Catholics out of the hospitals, those darned Papists insist on their religious freedom. Stupid laws allow that sort of thing right now.
Besides that she is in love with Obama..care. She wants to deny oldsters certain medical procedures so we can keep the younger people alive. We’ll save money from it and from letting those Social Security recipients die a little younger. Thats fiscal responsibility!
Sure there have been missteps, like misspelling the name of the state and using the World Trade Center as a symbol of greed. Those just came from the heart and should have been run by a focus group like we normally do.
Of course she wants to pull the troops out of Afghanistan, ain’t no terrorists there. They’re all over here in the TEA party rallies.
So can Martha Coakley have your vote or what?
