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Title: Mr Mannn's Fathers day Pic
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 15, 2014, 01:00:20 PM
And a great fathers day to all of you out there too.
Here is a pic of me and my family:
(http://s10.postimg.org/4f9sqew61/Mannn_Family.jpg)

The gang: Left to right.
In back: My eldest daughter Elsie, she didn't set any of those fires.
My lovely wife, Marcia. Funny story with her blouse. Its real leopard skin, not a print.
On a date night we went hunting at the zoo, Marcia made a great shot, but wouldn't ya just know there were TWO leopards  in the enclosure! So both her legs were chewed off. Poor kid. We propped her up on sticks for this shot

Front: (the boys)
Damien: He's a real smart kid, fantasizes about taking over the world.
Myrun: Total nerd. Math whiz, the wife and I are banking on him for our retirement.
Pee Wee: Left in a basket on our doorstep.
The Great MANNNN. Me, father of many. Big Game hunter. Wise poster
Not sure: He's hung around the house since he was a baby. Sold him to a science lab just after the photo.
Title: Re: Mr Mannn's Fathers day Pic
Post by: Dori on June 15, 2014, 01:07:06 PM
Lovely family   :-)
Title: Re: Mr Mannn's Fathers day Pic
Post by: Linda on June 15, 2014, 02:51:19 PM
Nice looking family. You guys look really happy too.
Title: Re: Mr Mannn's Fathers day Pic
Post by: thundley4 on June 15, 2014, 05:27:05 PM
If I didn't know better, I might think Mr. Mann cloned himself and his wife. :lmao:
Title: Re: Mr Mannn's Fathers day Pic
Post by: Karin on June 16, 2014, 04:54:14 PM
I don't think that Linda bothered to read the narrative.   :lmao:

Shame about your wife's legs.  How's ol' stumpy doing? 
Title: Re: Mr Mannn's Fathers day Pic
Post by: freedumb2003b on June 16, 2014, 05:58:06 PM
If I didn't know better, I might think Mr. Mann cloned himself and his wife. :lmao:

Like Data in "A fist full of Datas"

(http://trekannoyances.com/two_kirks_are_better_than_one/duplicate_character_09.jpg) (http://media.sfx.co.uk/files/2012/12/A-Fistful-of-Datas-2.png)
Title: Re: Mr Mannn's Fathers day Pic
Post by: YupItsMe on June 17, 2014, 10:40:45 AM
It's funny.  Compare that nice, happy looking family to the bitter freaks on the left.

Text would go something like this:

  "On the right is Samantha, she doesn't speak to her brother because he's a fundie, next to her is Jo(e).  S/he is midway through a sex change operation.  Next, is Moonbeam, she just got out of rehab and is due in just over a month.  Not sure who the Dad is, hoping the hospital can wean the baby off of the crack with no complications......."

Title: Re: Mr Mannn's Fathers day Pic
Post by: Wineslob on June 18, 2014, 05:43:08 PM
Nice "Bransonish" family ya got there.
Title: Re: Mr Mannn's Fathers day Pic
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 18, 2014, 07:11:27 PM
Nice "Bransonish" family ya got there.
The best Google can buy.
Title: Re: Mr Mannn's Fathers day Pic
Post by: thundley4 on June 18, 2014, 07:15:52 PM
The best Google can buy.

I can't decide if you look more like Ricky Gervais or Nathan Lane.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Mr Mannn's Fathers day Pic
Post by: DefiantSix on June 19, 2014, 01:49:17 AM
I can't decide if you look more like Ricky Gervais or Nathan Lane.  :rofl:

Looks a lot like Alec Baldwin to me. You don't leave that sweet little girl of yours horrible messages on her cell phone, do you Mr. Mannn? :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Mr Mannn's Fathers day Pic
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 19, 2014, 08:33:58 PM
Looks a lot like Alec Baldwin to me. You don't leave that sweet little girl of yours horrible messages on her cell phone, do you Mr. Mannn? :fuelfire:
She considers, "Pick up your room!" to be a horrible message.