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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #2375 on: April 02, 2014, 09:19:20 AM »
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   Cuddles certainly is a BIG kitty! He wandered in someone's dog door and was brought to us as a stray. Due to his large size we're pretty sure he's a Maine Coon Mix. He loves to play hunt but can definitely be a bit much at times! Potential homes must have very large, secure, fenced yard and possibly protective gear as well. Probably not good to give him catnip





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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #2376 on: April 02, 2014, 09:38:40 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 02, 2014, 09:04:14 AM
Not a cat you'd expect on the deck . . .



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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #2377 on: April 02, 2014, 10:05:46 AM »
Quote from: dutch508 on April 02, 2014, 09:38:40 AM
You know, a guy in Africa fed his genitalia to a hyena. I like genitalia.

I'm not touching that . . .  O-) :whistling:
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #2378 on: April 02, 2014, 10:09:32 AM »
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   Cuddles certainly is a BIG kitty! He wandered in someone's dog door and was brought to us as a stray. Due to his large size we're pretty sure he's a Maine Coon Mix. He loves to play hunt but can definitely be a bit much at times! Potential homes must have very large, secure, fenced yard and possibly protective gear as well. Probably not good to give him catnip





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Of course, trying to DENY Cuddles' catnip could be hazardous to your health as well...
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #2379 on: April 02, 2014, 10:18:37 AM »
That's not a cat, that's a damn mountain lion.
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #2380 on: April 02, 2014, 10:19:34 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on April 02, 2014, 10:18:37 AM
That's not a cat, that's a damn mountain lion.

Ya think?!?!  :o  :cheersmate:
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #2381 on: April 03, 2014, 04:39:07 AM »
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #2382 on: April 03, 2014, 12:51:34 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on April 02, 2014, 10:19:34 AM
Ya think?!?!  :o  :cheersmate:

I thought it was part Maine coon??  :-)
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #2383 on: April 03, 2014, 02:17:03 PM »
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #2384 on: April 06, 2014, 03:18:34 PM »


Filthy Verministic Sodomite Damned Mountain Hare: I am going to kill that stupid ptarmigan. I keep ptarmigans unknown to keep humans ignorant and doomed.
« Last Edit: April 06, 2014, 03:33:46 PM by Ptarmigan »
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #2385 on: April 06, 2014, 03:19:06 PM »


HEAR ME ROAR! Humans are doomed!
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #2386 on: April 06, 2014, 03:27:13 PM »


The filthy pervert sodomite damned freak of nature rabbit wants to kill the quail. Proof that humanity is doomed.
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #2387 on: April 06, 2014, 06:03:25 PM »
Actually, humanity seems to be doing alright.







Ptarmigans, OTOH, . . . not so much.

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #2388 on: April 06, 2014, 06:06:49 PM »
Back to the subject of the thread . . .

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #2389 on: April 06, 2014, 06:08:35 PM »
Another lazy orange bastard.
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #2390 on: April 06, 2014, 06:15:11 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on April 06, 2014, 06:08:35 PM
Another lazy orange bastard.
You think that level of lazy isn't hard work ?
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #2391 on: April 06, 2014, 10:16:17 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 06, 2014, 06:03:25 PM
Actually, humanity seems to be doing alright.







Ptarmigans, OTOH, . . . not so much.

:tongue:

They just signed their own death warrant.

It will be shit hits the fan when bunnies start attacking humans.
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« Reply #2392 on: April 07, 2014, 12:04:42 PM »
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #2393 on: April 08, 2014, 12:04:46 PM »
The next two aren't cats, but at least they're somewhat funny . . .




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« Reply #2394 on: April 10, 2014, 12:48:20 PM »
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #2395 on: April 10, 2014, 06:02:08 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 08, 2014, 12:04:46 PM
The next two aren't cats, but at least they're somewhat funny . . .






I am not amused by the first one!! :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
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« Reply #2396 on: April 11, 2014, 08:32:49 AM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on April 10, 2014, 06:02:08 PM
I am not amused by the first one!! :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

You do realize that you just rang the dinner bell, of sorts, for shark pictures . . . O-)

Anyway, I found these two.






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« Reply #2397 on: April 11, 2014, 08:39:27 AM »
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« Reply #2398 on: April 11, 2014, 08:50:32 AM »
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« Reply #2399 on: April 13, 2014, 12:04:46 PM »
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