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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #2150 on: December 19, 2013, 11:37:13 PM »
GOD HATES FILTHY SODOMITE BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!

Umm, I have a question. If God does indeed hate "Filthy Sodomite Bunnies", why hasn't he done anything about them?
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #2151 on: December 19, 2013, 11:39:41 PM »
Umm, I have a question. If God does indeed hate "Filthy Sodomite Bunnies", why hasn't he done anything about them?

More to the point, why did he make so damned many of them...
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #2152 on: December 20, 2013, 12:59:50 AM »
More to the point, why did he make so damned many of them...

And why did he make them breed like, well like rabbits?

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« Reply #2153 on: December 20, 2013, 08:21:25 AM »
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #2154 on: December 20, 2013, 08:26:05 AM »
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #2155 on: December 20, 2013, 10:51:52 AM »
Umm, I have a question. If God does indeed hate "Filthy Sodomite Bunnies", why hasn't he done anything about them?
There is Myxomatosis and Rabbit Calcivirus. God will unleash His violent wrath upon rabbits.

More to the point, why did he make so damned many of them...

And why did he make them breed like, well like rabbits?
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« Reply #2156 on: December 20, 2013, 10:55:56 AM »
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #2157 on: December 20, 2013, 01:41:39 PM »
Handling parrots is pretty much the same thing. When it's time for a foot trim (their foot talons can get pretty damned sharp) or a wing trim, toweling usually results in blood loss either way.

My sister-in-law works at a pet store.  She was working with one of the parrots, and turned her back for an instant.  It jumped on her shoulder and got her pretty good:




I love looking at parrots and engaging with them, but now way could I ever have one for myself.

How does one trim a beak on a parrot, anyways? 

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« Reply #2158 on: December 20, 2013, 01:44:29 PM »

How does one trim a beak on a parrot, anyways? 

I would go with bolt cutters or if you want to be more gentle possibly an angle grinder.

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« Reply #2159 on: December 20, 2013, 01:45:08 PM »
My sister-in-law works at a pet store.  She was working with one of the parrots, and turned her back for an instant.  It jumped on her shoulder and got her pretty good:




I love looking at parrots and engaging with them, but now way could I ever have one for myself.

How does one trim a beak on a parrot, anyways? 


With a chainsaw?
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #2160 on: December 20, 2013, 01:49:58 PM »
This is the first thing I thought of when I saw her bite.  She thought it was pretty funny, too. 

Maybe Eupher can relate: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/grump


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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #2161 on: December 20, 2013, 02:19:50 PM »
This is the first thing I thought of when I saw her bite.  She thought it was pretty funny, too. 

Maybe Eupher can relate: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/grump



The words that best describe that parrot . . . "Evil."  "****ed-up."  "Sadistic." :runaway: :panic: :bolt:
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #2162 on: December 20, 2013, 04:11:52 PM »
The words that best describe that parrot . . . "Evil."  "****ed-up."  "Sadistic." :runaway: :panic: :bolt:

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« Reply #2163 on: December 21, 2013, 06:39:29 AM »
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #2164 on: December 21, 2013, 07:10:03 AM »
My sister-in-law works at a pet store.  She was working with one of the parrots, and turned her back for an instant.  It jumped on her shoulder and got her pretty good:




I love looking at parrots and engaging with them, but now way could I ever have one for myself.

How does one trim a beak on a parrot, anyways?  

Usually a Dremel.

We had fostered a blue and gold macaw some years ago and this bird had been neglected for some time. Her lower mandible was broken off and it was difficult for her to eat. The avian vet took care of that problem, along with did the usual checkup. She turned out fine.

As the bird's beak is really another form of keratin, it's living tissue and grinding down a bird's beak is rather delicate. But it has to be done quickly. The bird stresses easily and if the bird stresses too much, death results.

I've been bitten mucho times, but I never let it freak me out (unlike Mrs E). As a result, the birds learn quickly that they can't bully me or intimidate me and they'll do what I need them to do.  :-)

With other foster parrots we'd had, we had a double yellowhead Amazon. That sonofabitch flat-out hated men. He was perfectly fine with Mrs E, but he scarred me up pretty good. Some birds are like that -- they gravitate toward one sex or another, and can bond to one person and not another.

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #2165 on: December 21, 2013, 07:21:20 AM »
This is the first thing I thought of when I saw her bite.  She thought it was pretty funny, too.  

Maybe Eupher can relate: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/grump


 :lmao: Yeah, I can relate.

A grey is actually not too bad. An Amazon -- usually a larger parrot than a grey -- can **** you up pretty good.

But macaws -- the largest parrots -- routinely crack macadamia/Brazil nuts/walnuts. We're talking 350 lbs. per inch of pressure or more.

That's enough to create a serious dent in one's body parts.  :o





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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #2166 on: December 22, 2013, 09:20:39 AM »
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

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« Reply #2167 on: December 23, 2013, 10:27:36 AM »
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

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« Reply #2168 on: December 23, 2013, 10:53:23 AM »
My sister-in-law works at a pet store.  She was working with one of the parrots, and turned her back for an instant.  It jumped on her shoulder and got her pretty good:




I love looking at parrots and engaging with them, but now way could I ever have one for myself.

How does one trim a beak on a parrot, anyways? 

If that had been me or my wife we would have dined on parrot soup.
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« Reply #2169 on: December 24, 2013, 05:30:04 AM »
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

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« Reply #2170 on: December 24, 2013, 05:37:18 AM »
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
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« Reply #2172 on: December 26, 2013, 07:31:08 AM »
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

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« Reply #2173 on: December 27, 2013, 09:07:38 PM »
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« Reply #2174 on: December 28, 2013, 05:32:58 AM »
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

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