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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1750 on: July 11, 2013, 08:34:13 AM »
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1751 on: July 11, 2013, 06:31:39 PM »
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1752 on: July 11, 2013, 06:32:52 PM »


Ptarmigan warned that humans are doomed and I am called the crazy one.
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1753 on: July 11, 2013, 09:15:01 PM »


Do you find anything cryptic about the scrap of paper there that says "What Does She Want?"

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1754 on: July 11, 2013, 09:46:47 PM »
Do you find anything cryptic about the scrap of paper there that says "What Does She Want?"

Yes, there are hidden messages to tell rabbits to exterminate ptarmigans and humans.
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1755 on: July 12, 2013, 06:03:01 PM »


Humans are doomed.  :argh:
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1756 on: July 12, 2013, 06:07:02 PM »


Humans are doomed.  :argh:

Lighten up Francis! :-)
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1757 on: July 12, 2013, 10:50:47 PM »
Any of you ...homos... touch my stuff, and I'll keel you !
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1758 on: July 13, 2013, 05:17:06 AM »
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

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"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1759 on: July 13, 2013, 05:19:42 AM »
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1760 on: July 13, 2013, 09:28:32 AM »

That is one pissed kitteh!!! That is what I am like, if you get me up too early in the am.... :-)
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1761 on: July 14, 2013, 09:06:40 PM »
:-)
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1762 on: July 15, 2013, 07:48:06 AM »
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

Chase her.
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1763 on: July 15, 2013, 09:52:18 AM »
The sea is treacherous, but an even hand on the keel brings it safely to port.

Nothing is sexier than a man and his gun!!!

A man should prefer his own company to that of others, because no matter where he goes,he'll find himself there..

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1764 on: July 15, 2013, 10:27:53 AM »
I think this one can qualify as a 'grumpy cat' . . .

"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

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"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1765 on: July 15, 2013, 10:28:43 AM »
It takes a FAMILY to raise a child--Not Hitlery Klinton's Socialist, Anti-Family, Nanny-State...I mean, "Village".

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1766 on: July 15, 2013, 03:48:24 PM »
Aw, look how cute.


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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1767 on: July 15, 2013, 04:27:16 PM »
Lighten up Francis! :-)
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1768 on: July 15, 2013, 04:27:39 PM »
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1769 on: July 15, 2013, 05:42:39 PM »
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

Why the puking Ptarmy? That could very well be the feline hug of death.
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1770 on: July 15, 2013, 09:12:00 PM »
Why the puking Ptarmy? That could very well be the feline hug of death.

The bunny is not dead. Bunnies make me puke in anger.
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1771 on: July 15, 2013, 10:59:43 PM »
The bunny is not dead. Bunnies make me puke in anger.

Gee. Nature really short changed prairie chickens when it came to defensive adaptations, didn't she. :fuelfire:
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« Reply #1772 on: July 16, 2013, 08:18:32 AM »
This should be SOP for moles at DU . . .

"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1773 on: July 17, 2013, 12:25:28 PM »
Ain't this the truth!

"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

Chase her.
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1774 on: July 17, 2013, 12:34:36 PM »
Chris, I take it that this is a younger, more 'svelte' Bob . . .

"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

Chase her.
Chase her even when she's yours.
That's the only way you'll be assured to never lose her.